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  1. LettingSecretsGo LettingSecretsGo
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2014 1:06am UTC
    It's weird to come onto Witty now.
    It's weird to see how empty it has become and it's weird to me that people are still here. It's weird because while it's out of mind and out of sight for me, it's still someone's everything. That use to be me coming on every waking moment - worrying about FramingMatthew and angry at Brandon Cyrus. Staying up all night to make sure Witty wasn't shut down for swearing and sending Steve rude comments for taking off the "vent" catergory. I made friends on here. But they haven't been on in months. And I lost their numbers. And I miss staying up until 3 in the morning on chat talking to them. Talking about nothing. Starting drama. Ending it.
    I've been a member of Witty Profiles since 2011. Three years. I'm older now, have a job, in college, living with my boyfriend. I'm busy. I have created a life for myself.
    I've moved on from the cuts and bruises, the heartbreaks, the tears, the lonliness. I have learned how to be happy with who I am and I am still learning who I will be. I recognize how who I was has shaped me into who I am. It's weird to come onto Witty now because I see how much has changed. The website. The rules. The people. And me.

  2. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2013 4:11pm UTC
    Steve has really out-done himself with the Witty logo today

  3. Overcast-Kid* Overcast-Kid*
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2013 2:14pm UTC
    most people: *goes trick or treatin with friends*me: eats all candy and cries because forever alone and always second choice

  4. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2013 2:28pm UTC
    Ariel didn't want legs to be with Eric. Ariel wanted legs before she ever saw Eric. But, Ariel is smart as hell and saw that jackass had a statue made of him and thought "If I'm gonna do this, I'm gonna do it right and marry rich." and you would ALL DO THE SAME.

  5. liealichterhere liealichterhere
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2013 3:46pm UTC
    And the party don't start
    'till i walk in.

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  7. bella5296 bella5296
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2013 9:08pm UTC
    Certain as the sun,
    RISNG IN THE EAST. [x] [x] [x]
    SONG AS OLD AS RHYME | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | ♥
    {Beauty and the beast}

  8. jessicabliss jessicabliss
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 5:26pm UTC
    This is the story of a girl
    Who cried a river and drowned the whole world
    And while she looks so sad in photographs
    I absolutely love it
    When she smiles.

  9. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 1:39am UTC
    I found this on tumblr:
    A solider posted this as his status this morning:
    Some people are asking me what I think about Syria, so here it is.
    I'm tired. I'm tired of people watching their children grow up via Facebook and Skype. I'm tired of hearing aman tell his wife 'I love you' followed by 'I missyou' for an entire year. I'm tired of watching the military divorce rate shoot sky-high. I'm tired of overhearing some teenager tell his mom 'I'm going over there." and hearing her cry from 20 feet away. I'm tired of Veterans waiting years to get the help they deserve and need. I'm tired of empty seats at Christmas dinner every other year and anniversary presents in the mail flying overseas. I'm tired of new men and women walking around with invisible wounds that don't heal.
    Our flag is a beautiful thing - but I'm tired of seeing it draped over a casket. I'm tired of men and women missing pieces of their bodies, minds and souls.

  10. DontGetYourHopesUp DontGetYourHopesUp
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 12:11pm UTC
    Girlfriend's Best Friend
    CHAPTER 33 x x x .
    “I don’t have a boyfriend?” she said defensively. “Who told you that?”
    “Who do you think?”
    “Kelli,” she rolled her eyes. “You just said it yourself—she’s jealous of me! She’s telling you guys I have a boyfriend so that you don’t talk to me!”
    “She’s making it up? So for the past two weeks when we had her text you to hang out you said no because you had plans with no one?”
    She denied it and I completely lost any patience I had left for her. “Brooke!” I yelled at her. “Stop playing stupid! It’s not cute, or believable, or anything! It’s aggravating as f.uck, you know exactly what I’m talking about. She texted you multiple times to hang out and you told her no because you were with him!”
    The next thing I knew, Brooke’s phone was hurling towards me, hitting me straight in the chest. “Check my messages!” she yelled at me. “See if my boyfriend texted me! See if Kelli asked me to hang out! Check every single message—you’re not going to find anything!”
    As soon as she said that, I had a pretty good idea that I was wrong. She wouldn’t have me check her messages if there was something there, because she knew I wouldn’t think she was bluffing and that I actually would check. The last text she got from Kelli was two weeks ago. She didn’t know that I knew about this ‘boyfriend’ so she wouldn’t have thought to delete the messages.
    “I’m sorry,” I said quietly and handed the phone back.
    “So that’s why you invited me here?” she scoffed. “To yell at me for ‘having a boyfriend and cheating on him with you?’ Sounds pretty f.ucking hypocritical if you ask me.”
    She started to push past me but I couldn’t let her leave until this was all sorted out. “I invited you here to apologize, and try to convince you to not bother with me anymore.”
    Her eyes widened and her face dropped. “Not bother with you? What do you mean?”
    “Don’t hook up with me anymore. Do you know how guilty I feel looking at Kel and seeing how happy I make her when I know I’m cheating on her? Your ‘boyfriend’ would’ve been crushed if he knew about me. Graham already knows and he yelled at me for it and made you cry. Like, I really like you Brooke, but this isn’t going to work out. Not while I’m still dating Kel,” I tried to let her down easy.
    “So I guess you’re going to have to pick one of us then.”
    “I’m not doing that. I like both of you. I know you don’t understand how I could like Kelli, but you’re not there when it’s just me and her. That’s when I like her the most. But I can’t see you if I don’t see Kel. If I break up with her, you can’t hang out with me because I’m her ex-boyfriend. If you stop being friends with Kel, I can’t hang out with you because you’re my girlfriend’s ex-best friend. If we lose Kel, we lose each other.”
    Note: only 12 more followers until 600 omg how did that happen??

  11. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 6:58pm UTC
    Me: *looks through top stories on Wattpad*
    Wattpad: I Fell In Love With Niall Horan
    Wattpad: A One Direction Love Story
    Wattpad: Adopted by Zerrie
    Wattpad: All of One Direction is Fighting Over Me???
    Me: What the actual fck

  12. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 3:59pm UTC
    i hate how you're just born out of nowhere and you're forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job, what if wanted to be a duck or a bird, its not fair

  13. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 1:26pm UTC
    I take you,wittian, to be my follower
    I promise to make quotes for you in good times and in bad
    i n s i c k n e s s a n d i n h e a l t h
    i will fave your quotes and help you
    all the days of my life.
    marry me?«33

  14. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2013 3:48am UTC
    Some fashion tips for this coming school year:
    - Ankle length Uggs are the biggest mistake since crocs.
    - Sparkly Uggs are even worse
    - Do not, and i repeat, DO NOT wear open toed shoes in January. You're crazy
    - Band t-shirts are like jesus for lazy days.
    - Please wear a sports bra if you're only going to wear a sweatshirt, I'm begging you
    - Colored jeans are a no no if you have wide hips, they make them look 10 times larger. Neutral colors are ok, but yellow and blue is a no.
    - Snooki's hair bump is not ok to wear in school. Neither is heavy eye shadow
    - I swear to God if you're wearing a heal over 2 inches I will stab you with it
    - Dont wear a scarf with yoga pants
    - I swear to God if you get 3D nails I will personally hunt you down and kill you

  15. Kaleidoscope Eyed* Kaleidoscope Eyed*
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 8:57pm UTC
    I had a dream
    I was a 30 year old women.
    I was on a train standing next to a young girl in dark clothes looking rather homeless and lost but she had a straight face like she knew what she was doing. She had messy hair that looked like it had been dyed a lot and dark circles around her eyes and she had been crying because around her eyes were red or she didnt get enough sleep.
    I say to this little girl around 10-12 years old, " Are you ok? Is there anything I can do for you?"
    The girl says to me "No, I'm fine. Thank you ma'am."
    I could tell she was lying and I ask, "Where are your parnets and you're friends? Where are the people that love you?"
    The girl says "I don't have any..."
    And I say "What do you mean?" Why?"
    The girl says to me
    "Because I don't have anyone that loves me..."
    And my dream ended, and I woke up crying.
    Because that little girl I saw so miserably standing in the dream was me...
    My quote

  16. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 6:15pm UTC
    I think 7th grade was a
    dark time for all of us

  17. DontGetYourHopesUp DontGetYourHopesUp
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 2:42pm UTC
    Girlfriend's Best Friend
    CHAPTER 24 x x x .
    I had to explain to Brooke that this conversation wasn’t about how I used to feel about her. It was about how she herself had been feeling but wouldn’t tell anyone. She said she couldn’t handle herself well, but I wasn’t sure what she meant by that.
    “I hate myself,” she said. She continued on about how all she did was belittle and degrade herself. How no one understood her except for Kelli but now that Kelli’s not there for her anymore, she’s back to being alone. It seemed like she couldn’t escape the person she thought she was.
    “That scar on your face…you did that to yourself, didn’t you?” I pieced it together. Out of nowhere, she started bawling and yelling at me that Kelli had to have told me.
    “Whoa no, no, no, Kelli didn’t tell me anything. I figured it out myself,” I tried to calm her down. She didn’t believe me and kept yelling at me— I didn’t know what to say because I was telling the truth and she still wouldn’t take it.
    Honestly, Kelli had given me little hints about it, but never full out told me. She said Brooke wouldn’t tell us about her scar not only because she was embarrassed and ashamed by it, but also because it made her more mysterious, keeping people guessing, wondering, and above all just thinking of her—that’s what she’s always wanted.
    If she was ashamed by it, she must have done something that she regrets in order to have gotten it. Kelli said she regretted it a lot, but that she was crazy and needed attention somehow. Kelli didn’t understand Brooke the same way that Brooke didn’t understand Kelli. I don’t think Brooke did this for attention—she was seriously damaged. I wasn’t sure if I’d be able to put her back together. But I’d still try.
    “You’re a beautiful girl Brooke, and it makes me so upset to know you felt like cutting your own face would make you feel better. Please don’t do that Brooke. You don’t have to. I know why you’re always trying to leave North Carolina to look at far places to live. It’s not because you’re trying to find adventure—you’re trying to find yourself. I can help you. I feel partly responsible for taking Kelli from you, so if you ever need anything, just come to me. Since she isn’t there for you anymore, I’ll be there. I don’t want to see you hurting this bad,” I kissed her forehead to console her, because she really just needed someone right now.
    I looked back at Brooke to say one last thing, but before I could, she did something I wasn’t expecting.
    She kissed me.
    Note: I think that's good for today hahaha do you hate me for leaving it like this? ;p

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