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    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
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  2. Lifee_ Lifee_
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2011 8:16pm EDT
    "&+ Fav if you are always thinking about
    him.
    Comment his name<33333

  3. liviababy liviababy
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2011 4:54pm EDT
    10 Things you NEVER KNEW about Kissing:
    1. The science of kissing is called philematology, while the fear of kissing is known as Philematophobia.
    2. Lips are 100 times more sensitive than the tips of the fingers. Not even genitals have as much sensitivity as lips.
    3. Passionate kissing can burn as much as 6.4 calories a minute.
    4. A Hershey’s kiss contains 26 calories, which takes five minutes of walking–or about four minutes of kissing–to burn off.
    5. The mouth is full of bacteria. When two people kiss, they exchange between 10 million and 1 billion bacteria.
    6. The act of kissing puts 29 facial muscles into motion. In other words, kissing can be used as an effective exercise to prevent the development of wrinkles.
    7. An average person spends two weeks of his or her life kissing.
    8. Our brains have special neurons that help us find each others lips in the dark.
    9. In some places kissing is a crime - it’s illegal in Indiana for a moustached man to “habitually kiss human beings”, in Hartford, Connecticut it’s illegal for a husband to kiss his wife on Sunday, and in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, it’s a crime to kiss a stranger.
    10: The term French kissing interestingly enough was coined by the Americans in the 1920’s because they thought that everything the French did was so overtly sexy and provocative to a point of being offensive. Whereas in France they don’t call it French kissing, they call it soul kissing much like the Roman’s do.
    Click the heart if you didn't know one of these things!

  4. sparkly_rain_bows321 sparkly_rain_bows321
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2011 8:22pm EDT
    If i told you how i really felt
    ..the only reaction I'd get from you is the silent treatment.

  5. an'* an'*
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2011 8:07pm EDT
    i'm jealous of the people that
    get to see you every day. ♥

  6. an'* an'*
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2011 4:17pm EDT
    and i just want to be
    his girl so bad. ♥

  7. PeaceOutt__ PeaceOutt__
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2011 7:28pm EDT
    Show-er (shour); noun.
    1. the place where you can't tell the difference between water&tears♥

  8. wittygirl2010 wittygirl2010
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2011 6:11pm EDT
    I can't even talk to you for
    a second without fighting .
    What happened to us ?.

  9. xomikaykayx72895 xomikaykayx72895
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2011 3:26pm EDT
    Dear Build-A-Bear Workshop,Please create a Build-A-Boy Workshop,Sincerely, Tired of dating douche bags. ♥

  10. RainbowDot RainbowDot
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2011 3:15pm EDT
    Like If I said his Name. ❤
    Archie. Aiden. Adam. Alex. Alfie. Aston. Aaron. Billy. Bobby. Bradley. Brad. Brandon. Ben. Clive. Chris. Charles. Craig. Callum. Cameron. Charlie. Connor. Collin. Cory. Chord. Cody. Dexter. David. Dylan. Daniel. Damon. Domanic. Ethan Edward. Freddie. Finley. Fred. Gavin. George. Harrison. Harry. Henry. Harley. Ian. Isaac. Jake. Jack. John. Jacob. Joe. Jamie. Jesse. Jordan. Jay. Jayden. James. Josh. Jason .Kieran. Kyle.
    Luke. Lewis. Leo. Logan. Lucas. Liam. Lee. Marley. Matt. Matthew. Mike. Michael. Max. Nick. Noah. Nathan. Nate. Oliver. Oscar. Owen. Otise. Ricky. Rys. Reece. Ryan. Regan. Richard. Sam. Sebastion. Sammy. Tom. Tyler. Taylor. Theo. Toby. Thomas. Victor. William. Zorro. Zac.
    AAAIf not comment his name.

  11. squire1319 squire1319
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2011 6:21pm EDT
    The Right Way #48
    I woke with a start when Ryan shook me slightly. His arms were still around me, but there was movement all around us. We had arrived in Mexico.
    "I fell asleep?" I asked.
    "Yeah, about 10 minutes into the flight. You slept the whole time." He smiled.
    "Wow, usually I hate flying. Weird," I said as I slowly got up and stretched. He did the same and I picked my carry-on bag up from the ground. We got into the aisle and made our way out of the plane. It was a slow line, but we finally made it.
    We entered the terminal and headed to the baggage claim area downstairs. Ryan went to find a bathroom, so I waited by the carousel for the luggage to come out. I was in charge of our bags. My mom was a little way down, talking with Rob, her husband. Still hate him. Still don't want them here.
    In the other direction, there was a guy, my age, that kept looking at me. He was smiling at me, and I could see he was cute. Taller than me, blonde hair, green eyes, tan. I just looked away, because that was awkward. Cute, but not my type.
    I saw my suitcase coming down the strip, so I stepped forward to grab it. I placed my hand on the handle and heaved it up and off the carousel. I placed it down and looked back for Ryan's. His was coming, but now the guy was coming over to talk to me.
    "Need help?" He asked.
    I just shook my head and kept looking straight at Ryan's approaching bag. He still wasn't back yet, but I wished he would hurry up. This was too creepy for me.
    I stepped a little to the side, and he mirrored my actions. Okay, way too creepy now. He kept trying to talk to me, but I interrupted. "Sorry, but can you just leave me alone? I'm not interested," I said, getting a little freaked out.
    "Aw, come on. I just want to get to know you," I could see he was looking at me in all the wrong places, and I turned to him, suddenly very angry.
    He was still looking at my legs, and I snapped my fingers in front of his eyes. "Hey, my eyes are up here, not down here. I said, leave me alone. Now, go. Please. I am not interested in a creep like you," I finished hotly as I took a step forward. He caught my arm and I could see he was angry now.
    "Not so fast, beautiful. No one says no to me."
    "I believe she said for you to leave," Ryan interrupted us. He placed his hands square on the guy's chest and shoved. Hard. The guy stumbled backward but caught his balance.
    "And who are you?" He asked angrily.
    "Many things. But for now, I'm your worst enemy. Leave, now. Or I will call security."
    The guy turned and walked away, but not before winking at me. He joined his totally oblivious parents, and then I turned to him. He had fire in his eyes, and I needed to distract him.
    "Um, I think I missed your bag." He cracked a small smile and I stepped forward into his chest. He wrapped his arms around me and I squeezed him tight. "You know I would never be interested in him, right?" I could feel him nod and I smiled.

  12. squire1319 squire1319
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2011 10:55pm EDT
    The Right Way #49
    We walked outside and saw there was a train of private cars waiting for us. Ryan's mom really hooked us up for this trip! Ryan and I, with Natasha and her fiance, hopped in one. We quickly sped off toward the resort while Natasha and I gossiped about the wedding and the boys listened silently.
    As soon as we pulled up and stepped out of the car, everyone's mouths dropped. To the ground. We could've caught flies in our mouth, but there weren't any.
    The resort was beautiful, huge from what I can tell based on the stone circle driveway. We walked to the registration desk as many bellhops took care of our bags. We quickly signed in and decided on the rooming arrangements. Natasha and I would be sharing a room, while Ryan and her fiance were staying in the connecting room next door. Our parents didn't object, thank God.
    We went upstairs and dropped off our stuff, changed into our suits, and headed down to the pool. There were many people there already, but we quickly found 4 chairs next to each other and set up.
    As soon as my towel was spread out and my flip flops were off, Ryan and I jumped in. We spent the next few hours tanning and swimming, and I worked up an almost-tan.
    Natasha hopped out and checked her clock: 4:45. We had to go up and get ready for the first night out! We quickly packed up and headed back up to our rooms. Ryan wrapped his arm around my waist and quickly kissed me on the cheek before we parted ways at our doors.
    "See you in a little," he said as he winked at me.
    "Bye," I whispered. Natasha and I opened our door and I tossed my stuff on the bed.
    "You want to shower first?" Natasha asked. I nodded and grabbed my shampoo and conditioner. I headed into the bathroom and shut the door. I took a quick shower and dried off. I wrapped the towel around myself and walked out. Natasha quickly took my place.
    I changed into a black pencil skirt and a light pink flowy top. I grabbed my dangly earrings and necklace and slipped into my black gladiator sandals. I applied my makeup in the full length mirror behind the front door, all before Natasha was done. Being nervous made me do things ten times faster.
    She hopped out as I got a text from Ryan. I slid my phone open and looked at the text. Wanna take a walk? I felt as if a basket full of butterflies had opened in my stomach as I slowly opened the door and saw Ryan there, waiting for me.

  13. squire1319 squire1319
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2011 9:03pm EDT
    The Right Way #50
    We slowly walked down the open hallway into the warm night air. It was still light out, so hopefully we wouldn't get lost. I thought we were just roaming around the hotel grounds, when suddenly Ryan stopped in his tracks.
    By then we were on the beach. Soft twinkle lights lit up the palm trees behind us as he fished something out of his pocket. I now felt that this meeting had some purpose, and my palms began to sweat from nerves. I couldn't look at him as he pulled the mysterious object out of his pocket, so I stared at the waves.
    "Skye," he whispered. I didn't move my eyes.
    "This won't work unless you look at me," he said, with a hint of laughter under his breath.
    Now I did look at him. He was standing there, holding a dark blue box in his hand. I gasped, my mind jumping to him proposing. But then I remembered we were 16, so my heart started to slow down.
    He took note of my reaction and smiled sheepishly. "I'm not proposing, silly." He pursed his lips, trying to figure out how to say whatever he needed to say. "Okay, I can't think of any way else to say this, so I'm just going to tell you." With that, he took a step forward, closer to me.
    "Skye, I know I've said this before, but now I'm serious. I love you, more than anything in this world. I want to be with you forever and ever, so I'm giving you this promise ring. To be with me for forever and ever." I had tears in my eyes.
    "Ryan, I can't believe this," I gushed.
    "Well, you better," he said jokingly. He opened the box, and there was a silver ring with a vine carved around it. He took it out and showed me the inside, where "Forever and Always" was inscribed in the hard surface.
    He grasped my right hand and slid it onto my pointer finger, sending jolts of electricity through my hand and up my arm. I still bet he didn't know the effect he had on me.
    "Thank you, and I promise." I looked into his eyes, and saw they were wet. He blinked fast, trying to hide his own tears. I kissed him slowly.
    BRING! BRING! His phone went off. He fished it out of his pocket and looked at the Caller ID. "Hey, Natasha," he greeted as he flipped the phone open. He listened, and quickly said, "We'll be right there." He hung up and grabbed my hand.
    "We're late for dinner," he said as he winked at me. We took off running back towards the restaurant on the hotel site. But my mind was elsewhere, full of too many thoughts about him.

  14. sweetpea19 sweetpea19
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2011 7:56pm EDT
    Who hates it when you think of a
    Perfect Comeback
    to a fight you had a little bit ago.

  15. tinytotx33 tinytotx33
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2011 10:14pm EDT
    Please Read, it's extremely important, and I know us witty girls can relate. I need you, and I'm counting on you girls.
    I have a best guy-friend. He is honestly like a brother to me. He is a sweetheart. He is the reason why me and my boyfriend are together today, he's our best friend. He has always been there for me, so right now I'm going to be here for him. Recently him and this girl broke up. They were together for about 9 months. She had cheated on him multiple times. He was hopelessly inlove with her considering she was his first girlfriend. Later on in their relationship she had cheated on him with one of his closest friends, my boyfriend's brother, and she didn't see anything wrong with it. It's been three weeks since they broke up and she is now going out with his friend. His friend won't talk to him and neither will she. He was left heartbroken. She was his first love, so of course he is hurt. He doesn't think that he can find a girl. Can you please show him that us witty girls understand what it feels like to be hurt. Please. Us witty girls vent on here all the time about this, show him that we get what he's going through. PLEASE.
    Those of you who read this I love you, thank you so much.
    I want as many 'likes' on this as possible. PLEASE click the heart.
    THANK YOU. <3

  16. moneyoverbxtches moneyoverbxtches
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2011 5:09pm EDT
    attention all witty sisters,
    i need ALLLL of your help.
    I'm 16 going on 17 in November,
    and my mother and father give me no freedom whatsoever.
    The only places i can go are to my families house
    &' even then i get into trouble.
    I have the priviledges of an 11 year old.
    Now this is what i need from you;
    i Need you to fave this if you're over the age of eleven and have
    more priviledges then me. or fave this to show my mother and father
    they need to loosen up on me and let me do stuff with my own friends,
    i want you to comment this and tell me what kind of priviledges you have,
    what you do to gain them,
    and what punishments you get when you get in trouble.
    PLEASE WITTY GIRLS, I REALLLY NEED YOU RIGHT NOW ):
    Remember, we need to support eachother here and give eachother helping hands.

  17. chelsealovesyou chelsealovesyou
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2011 11:36am EDT
    I Know I'm Not The Only One Who Can't Wait For
    SUMMER 2011 ♥

  18. xogummybearxo xogummybearxo
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2011 12:44pm EDT
    The World Is Coming to an End
    earthquakes, volcanoes, tsunamis, floods, Rebecca Black,...

  19. xogummybearxo xogummybearxo
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2011 12:38pm EDT
    dear Rebecca Black,
    we don't hate you because you're famous, your famous because we hate you
    S i n c e r e l y ♥ ,
    A m e r i c a

  20. FreeFallingGrace FreeFallingGrace
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2011 9:33am EDT
    BEANSSSS
    and Corn Bread...
    -Tosh.0

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