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wild_nightmare

1. wild_nightmare
   posted a quote
   July 30, 2013 9:05pm UTC
   serving size: 4
   yeah
   all 4 me
   
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2. wild_nightmare
   posted a quote
   July 25, 2013 12:15pm UTC
   “I guess we are who we are for a lot of reasons.
   And maybe we’ll never know most of them.
   But even if we don’t have the power to choose where we come from,
   we can still choose where we go from there.”
   
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3. wild_nightmare
   posted a quote
   July 25, 2013 12:04pm UTC
   People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges
   
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4. wild_nightmare
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   July 23, 2013 1:50pm UTC
   Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912,
   attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life,
   pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond,
   spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.
   
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5. wild_nightmare
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   July 23, 2013 1:05pm UTC
   I’m so ANGRY
   *punches a hole in the wall*
   MOM MY HAND
   
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6. wild_nightmare
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   July 23, 2013 1:01pm UTC
   i’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food anymore..
   i don’t even know where Sandwiches live
   
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7. wild_nightmare
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   July 22, 2013 5:49pm UTC
   whats the html code for a social life
   <go> </outside>
   404 error
   
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8. wild_nightmare
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   July 22, 2013 5:43pm UTC
   now that we’re alone
   //seductively brushes cracker crumbs off bed//
   
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9. wild_nightmare
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   July 22, 2013 1:06pm UTC
   instead of banning girls from wearing certain things
   how about u just ban boys from being thirsty little hoes
   
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10. wild_nightmare
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 12:50pm UTC
    If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “Thank You” will suffice.
    None of this “How did you get in my house” business.
    So rude.
    
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11. wild_nightmare
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 12:45pm UTC
    Me: buys thing online
    Me 3 hours later: Okay where is it
    
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12. wild_nightmare
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 12:38pm UTC
    What if
    Amanda Bynes is locked up
    somewhere,
    and Penelope Tate is pretending to b
    be her
    causing trouble.
    
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