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yourcool
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June 21, 2012 8:12pm UTC

me: *calls grocery store* do you have cotton balls?
guy on phone: yes.
me: does it tickle when you walk?
guy on phone: *click*

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pigglywiggly
posted a quote
June 18, 2012 11:59pm UTC

Fo Shizzle Ma Nizzle
"fo shizzle ma nizzle" is a bastardization of "fo sheezy mah neezy" which is a bastardization of "for sure mah n.igga" which is a bastardization of "I concur with you whole heartedly my African American brother"

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 9:03pm UTC

I'm 99% sure you don't like me
and I'm 100% sure I don't give a f/ck.

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RayNey96
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 9:06pm UTC

1. Log into Witty
2. Lose social life and grades

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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ge0rgi4
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 9:12pm UTC

no one: I just bought new crocs!
no one: mondays are the best day of the week
no one: who's adele?
no one: can you give us more homework? I didn't really understand the lesson
no one: I wish I was snooki's baby, she's gonna be a great mother
no one: I just woke up, take my picture!
no one: nicki minaj has some quality lyrics

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keegster
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 6:22pm UTC

Let's face it,
Y O U C A N T E L L S O M E O N E ♥ Y O U L O V E T H E M
U N T I L ( Y O U ' R E B L U E I N T H E F A C E ) B U T I F
Y O U R A C T I O N S D O N ' T ( M A T C H ) U P , T H E N
H O N E S T L Y , Y O U R W O R D S D O N ' T M E A N S H I T

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pigglywiggly
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 8:58pm UTC

" T W O T H I N G S A R E I N F I N A T E :
T H E U N I V E R S E A N D H U M A N S T U P I D I T Y
AND I'M NOT SURE ABOUT THE UNIVERSE. "
( - Albert Einstein |||| )

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br0kenwings
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 6:10am UTC

If the heart is always searching,
can you ever find a home?

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br0kenwings
posted a quote
May 16, 2012 1:44am UTC

I don't mean to be rude,
BUT SOME GIRLS ON HERE REALLY NEED TO GET OVER THEMSELVES.
DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT© format by: br0kenwings

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br0kenwings
posted a quote
May 14, 2012 7:11am UTC

If I could do it over,
I WOULD TRADE, GIVE AWAY ALL THE WORDS THAT I SAVED IN MY HEART,
that I left unspoken.
DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT© format by: br0kenwings

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MissAnna
posted a quote
November 3, 2011 11:41pm UTC

how could any human being get pleasure,
from hurting feelings? why would you lead me
to believe you liked me & then just ditch me?
how could you pretend nothing ever happened?
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

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kkrantz98
posted a quote
November 3, 2011 6:53pm UTC

You
Vacation this week, swimming everyday!((:
24 hours ago · comment · like
1 person like this
Period
Hah. Thanks for the invitation.
23 hours ago · Like

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
November 3, 2011 7:13pm UTC

click to see this quote

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FunZy0x4
posted a quote
November 3, 2011 5:42pm UTC

Talking about me behind my back?
That means my life is obviously more interesting than yours...

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SimpsonFan4Life
posted a quote
November 3, 2011 7:27pm UTC

Dear Male teacher,
YES. I really DO need to take my bag with me to the bathroom.
sincerely,
are you really that stupid?!
nmf, nmq

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confessions_of_a_cutter
posted a quote
November 3, 2011 5:30pm UTC

We never really grow up.
We just learn how to act in public.

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
November 3, 2011 4:38pm UTC

Its called "Facebook"
not ProblemBook.

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Jade672
posted a quote
November 3, 2011 5:35pm UTC

Working out how to
how to write a happy birthday message,depending on how much you like that person.

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letsgetlost09
posted a quote
November 3, 2011 3:11pm UTC

It's insane
how Kim Kardashian spent 10 million dollars on a marriage just to divorce 70 days later.. but gay people who actually love their partner are accused of corrupting the concept of marriage
Nmq/ Nmf
nmf/nmq

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