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whoaitsnessa
posted a quote
June 23, 2011 7:43pm UTC

Apple industries once made an Ipod espcially designed for kids but then they suddenly stopped making the.... why you ask? Apparently
iTouchKids
wasn't a very good name for it..

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whoaitsnessa
posted a quote
June 21, 2011 3:12pm UTC

"I Wasn't THAT drunk!"
DUDE. you kept flipping over rocks screaming "PATRICK WHERE ARE YOU!?" ♥

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whoaitsnessa
posted a quote
June 21, 2011 3:07pm UTC

"I Wasn't THAT drunk!"
DUDE. you Jumped into the ocean, swam after a boat, && scream " IM GONNA TOUCH THE BUTT!" ♥

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whoaitsnessa
posted a quote
June 21, 2011 2:57pm UTC

"I Wasn't THAT drunk!"
DUDE. you were going around throwing bricks at cars and saying " LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR STATE FARM IS THERE!" ♥

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whoaitsnessa
posted a quote
June 21, 2011 2:52pm UTC

"I Wasn't THAT drunk!"
DUDE. you cut all my pineapples and ket yelling "SPONGEBOB I KNOW YOUR IN THERE!"!♥

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whoaitsnessa
posted a quote
June 21, 2011 2:36pm UTC

Guy #1 : Who farted?
Guy #2 : he who observed it served it.
Guy #1 : he who said the rhyme did the crime.
Guy #2 : who ever spoke last set off the blast.
Guy #1 : the next person who speaks is the person who reeks.
Guy #2 : the guy who spoke let off the smoke.
Guy #1 : the guy with the excuse set the fuse
Guy #2 : he who first detected it ejected it.
Guy #1 : ..... i didn't fart. -___-

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whoaitsnessa
posted a quote
June 21, 2011 2:17pm UTC

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whoaitsnessa
posted a quote
June 21, 2011 2:04pm UTC

Am i the only one who
pokes meat
while in the frozen food section?

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whoaitsnessa
posted a quote
June 20, 2011 1:06am UTC

Always remember a ....
beautiful face & a great body
Will never substitute for an
Ugly attitute & a hateful heart.

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whoaitsnessa
posted a quote
June 20, 2011 12:46am UTC

Two babies were sitting in their cribs, when one shouted to the other
"Are you a baby boy or a baby girl?"
"I don't know" the other baby replied.
"What do you mean you don't know?" said the first baby
"Well i mean i don't know how to tell the difference" said the other baby
"Well, i do!" said the first baby crawling into the other babies crib to find out.
The baby carefully got itself into the other babies crib, & disappeared underneath the blankets.
After a couple of minutes... the baby returned with a big smile.
"YOUR A BABY GIRL & IM A BABY BOY!" he said proudly.
"Your so clever!" replied the girl "But how can you tell?"
"It's easy!" said the boy.
...
" YOU GOT PINK SOCKS & I GOT BLUE SOCKS"

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whoaitsnessa
posted a quote
June 19, 2011 5:36pm UTC

Is it Just Me or Do...
You sit in your towel after a shower because your too lazy to get dressed You hate when one string hoodie is longer than the otherYou hate it when your favorite song is on as you pull into the driveway.You feel like if you turn the lights on your safe from anythingYou hate when a guy says shut up and copies your voice in a higher pitchYou push the little buttons on the lids of fast food drinksYou pretend to fall asleep when your parents come inYou hate when people in front of you walk slow & you try to get pass themYou text the person next to you stuff you can't say out loudYou hate it when parents take something funny serious
♥

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whoaitsnessa
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June 19, 2011 5:20pm UTC

"I Wasn't THAT drunk!" DUDE. you threw my turtle at me & said TAKE THAT BOWSER!♥

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whoaitsnessa
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June 19, 2011 5:09pm UTC

Your left hand finger is the ring finger because it's the only finger that has a vein connected to the heart. ♥

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whoaitsnessa
posted a quote
June 15, 2011 12:50am UTC

BE - YOU - t i f u l .
....nuff said (:

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June 13, 2011 3:38pm UTC

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June 6, 2011 8:36pm UTC

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whoaitsnessa
posted a quote
June 6, 2011 7:01pm UTC

I hAtE wHeN pEoPlE wRiTe LiKe ThIs…
like wtf is your caps lock having a seizure?

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whoaitsnessa
posted a quote
June 6, 2011 6:57pm UTC

Lazy Fact #12856189654100864
…. You did not read the numbers.

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whoaitsnessa
posted a quote
June 6, 2011 6:49pm UTC

Say
“Raise-up-lights”
real quickly… Doesn’t it sound like
“Razorblades” in an Australian accent?

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whoaitsnessa
posted a quote
June 6, 2011 6:42pm UTC

When you were 12, she warned you not to watch certain t.v shows.
You thanked her by waiting for her to get out of the hose so you could watch them
When you were 13, she suggested a haircut that was becoming.
You thanked her by telling her she has no taste.
When you were 14, she paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked her by not writing a single letter.
When you were 15, she came home from work expecting a hug.
You thanked her by having your bedroom door being locked.
When you were 16, she taught you how to drive her car.
You thanked her by taking it every chance you could.
When you were 17, she was expecting an important call.
You thanked her by being on the phone all night.
When you were 18, she cried at your high school graduation.
You thanked her by staying out partying till dawn.
When you were 19, she paid for you college tuition, drove you to campus, and carried your bags. You thanked her by saying Good-Bye outside the dorm so you wouldn’t be embarrassed in front of your friends.
When you were 25, she helped you plan your wedding and she cried and told you how deeply she loved you. You thanked her by moving half way across the country.
When you were 50, she fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to their children.
And then one day, she quietly died. And everything you never did, came crashing down like thunder on your heart.

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