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whereismymind

Status: Annoyed and fustrated

Member Since: 30 Dec 2012 11:53pm

Last Seen: 28 Sep 2014 08:10pm

Location: Narnia

Gender: F

user id: 344157

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My favorite book is The fault in our stars. My favorite authors are John Green, Rick Riordan(Percy Jackson series), and Suzanne Collins(the hunger games series). My biggest dream is to travel the world
  1. whereismymind whereismymind
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2013 7:50pm UTC
    Im sorry. Im sorry your Hagworts letter didnt come in. Im sorry a satyr didnt come to take you to Camp Half Blood. Im sorry that you still havent met your Peeta, or Agustus Waters yet. Im sorry that you are surrounded by coplete morons. Im sorry that your forced to be here with terrible people. Im sorry.

  2. whereismymind whereismymind
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 12:53am UTC
    "WHY?!" "Because I SAID SO!" good one mom you should be a lawyer.

  3. whereismymind whereismymind
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 12:45am UTC
    things to EAT and DRINK in public:
    -blue gatorade in a windex bottle
    -water in a vodka bottle
    -vannila pudding in a mayo jar
    -grape juice in a meths bottle

  4. whereismymind whereismymind
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 12:39am UTC
    twincle twincle little wh.ore close your legs your not a door. Your gonna catch an STD, your only wanted cause your free.....twincle, twincle little wh.ore, your cheaper than the dollar store.
    dont take offense. I just saw it and thought it was funny.

  5. whereismymind whereismymind
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 8:57pm UTC
    I just wish that God or my parents or Sam or my sister or someone would just tell me what's wrong with me. Just tell me how to be different in a way that makes sense. To make this all go away. And disappear. I know that's wrong because it's my responsibility, and I know that things get worse before they get better because that's what my psychiatrist says, but this is a worse that feels too big.
    -Charlie, The Perks of Being a Wallflower

  6. whereismymind whereismymind
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2013 12:35am UTC
    what is Steves profile name? Ive been on witty for a while now and I dont even follow him.

  7. whereismymind whereismymind
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 12:56am UTC
    Im a pretty nonviolent person, until I see a spider. Then I turn into Al Capone and Im like, I want him dead! I want his family dead! I want his house burned to the GROUND!

  8. whereismymind whereismymind
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 12:48am UTC
    me home alone: I feel so lonely. I want to be cuddled.
    me in public: dont talk to me! dont look at me! dont TOUCH me!

  9. whereismymind whereismymind
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 12:10am UTC
    Why is it that all the great stuff happens when Im unprepared?
    me: wearing my dads old t-shirt thats twice my size, some sweat pants, and brightly colored mitch matched socks, hair in a tangled wad on the top of my head
    parents: hey! Lets go meet my friends super hot son who is your age!
    me: has on the nicest dress that I own, super cute shoes, hair is perfect
    parents: you cant go anywhere today! We have to clean, then reclean our whole house!

  10. whereismymind whereismymind
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 8:46pm UTC
    me:why were you crying the other day?
    friend: Because Ms.Maxwell gave me a D.
    guy friend: she gave you the d?
    -everyone laughs
    teacher: wait, what happened?
    - I explain whole story to him
    teacher: what?
    me: You dont get it? The d........
    teacher: no
    -he thinks about it for a while
    teacher: oh! hahahahaha!
    me: how could you not get that?
    teacher: Im sorry im not updated on the new lingo now and days!
    me:your so innocent!
    teacher: you guys are sick!
    -he shakes his head and laughs again, then walks away.
    That hilarious moment when you have to explain a dirty joke to your teacher.

  11. whereismymind whereismymind
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    May 22, 2013 5:39pm UTC
    One of the main things that i don't get is why people, (other than black people) thinks that it is socially acceptable to say the n word. Cause its not like the n word is an extremely racists term that African Americans were called by white people back in slavery.

  12. whereismymind whereismymind
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 5:31pm UTC
    Life isn't all about boyfriends and girlfriends, and celebrities. This world is messed up and society chooses to focus on who's dating who in Hollywood rather than important problems that actually have an effect on the future, like starvation, and the polar ice caps melting. Ten years from now we might be counting the days until pollution wipes out the entire human race, but at least we'll know the famous people that are dating each other. Because that's what's important......right?

  13. whereismymind whereismymind
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 4:51pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  14. whereismymind whereismymind
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 4:42pm UTC
    teacher: did you do your homework?
    me: did you grade my test?
    teacher: i have other students test to grade!
    me: i have other teachers homework to do!

  15. whereismymind whereismymind
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 4:18pm UTC
    A lot of people say Im overdramatic when Im upset... but when an octopus gets stresses out it eats itself. Now THATS dramatic!

  16. whereismymind whereismymind
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 4:13pm UTC
    DO NOT READ THE NEXT SENTENCE!
    you little rebel, I like you

  17. whereismymind whereismymind
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 8:13am UTC
    Its hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one.
    -Percy Jackson

  18. whereismymind whereismymind
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 7:24pm UTC
    Its hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one.
    -Percy Jackson

  19. whereismymind whereismymind
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 8:30am UTC
    I will not stop until I find my Agustus Waters.

  20. whereismymind whereismymind
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2013 8:19pm UTC
    Relationships are like garage sells. From a distance it looks interesting, but when you get close, its just a bunch of crap that you dont need.

:)

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