Hey guys. You somehow stumbled upon my witty.
I live in panem, district 9 and three-quarters.
my birthday? the day i was born.
If you wanna know something about me, get to know me first and maybe I'll tell you. 
My username? lol, I'm tired and it came to me. 
I'm not a whore-a-saurus. i like dinosaurs and think it's funny.
i'm your average teenage girl. tumblr and witty have taken away any trace of a social life that i had left in me. 
Ed Sheeran > You.
Joe Brooks- Superman = sdfjasdj;fl 
And, Joe Brooks is pretty cute (:
TAYLOR SWIFT, I LOVE YOU sdkfhfdj;
you wanna know what's on my mind?
read the box to the right, that's the soundtrack of my life right there.
HARRY POTTER + NUTELLA + GLEE = LIFE.
with jenna marbles, one direction, MLIA and the hunger games, of course. 
landsharks > narwhals 
justin bieber > cody simpson
one direction are gorgeous. especially niall. but i'm not gonna go super-fangirl-crazy over them.
josh hutcherson is super dfjklhgunf
TEAM PEENISS FO'EVAA
i ain't got no witty friends, cos im a losaaaah
but thats okay, cos YOU WANNA BE, A LOSER LIKE MEE
lol, im a creep. 
partly because i haven't gotten any sleep all weekend.
and i'm watching harry potter. 
and i'm a super duper random person.
softball and field hockey and violin are fuuuuun. 
paramore and panic at the disco = dsfjhasdlfj
NEVERSHOUTNEVER = SWEET PERFECTION<3 (some people will see what i did there [; )
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz :D
i'm a creep.
you should talk to me, i don't bite.


 

~that's what's going on, nothing's fine i'm torn.
~check yes juliet, here's the countdown, 3, 2, 1, now fall in my arms now.
~next time you point a finger, i'll point you to the mirror.
~cos it's nine in the afternoon, and your eyes are the size of the moon.
~everything you do, is super duper cute and i can't stand it.
~once you're a whore, you're nothing more, i'm sorry that'll never change. 
~you can count on me, like 4, 3, 2, i'll be there
~jane, doe, i don't even know you but i know, fo' sho', that you are beautiful.
~you wanna be, a loser like me.
~isn't she lovely, isn't she wonderful. isn't she precious, less than one minute old.
~how did we get here, i used to know you so well.
~we'll be young forever till forever s t o p s .
~i used to be lovedrunk, but now i'm hungover.
~life's too short to even care at all, ooohhh.
~hakuna matata. it means no worries, for the rest of your days. it's our problem free, philosiphy.
~i walked across, an empty land. i knew the pathway like the back of my hand. i felt the earth, beneath my feet; sat by the river and it made me complete.
~i find it kind of funny, i find it kind of sad. the dreams in which i'm dying are the best i've ever had.
~i close my eyes, and i can see a better day. i close my eyes, and pray.
~your lips, on my lips, that's a very merry christmas.
~oooh, oooh, be my baby, and i'll look after you.
~i'm a real big fan of yours, but i'm quite the joke to you.
~you're only as tall as your heart will let you be, and you're only as small as the world will make you seem. 
~you looked me in the eye and told me you loved me. were you just kidding cos it seems to me, this thing is breaking down we almost never speak.
~what doesn't kill you makes you stronger, stand a little taller.
~i am i, you are you, we are we, we could live in such harmony.
~this time, baby, i'll be, bulletproof.
~who cares baby, i think i wanna marry you.
~my friends say a fool to think that you're the one for me, i guess i'm just a sucker for love.
~i'm a real big fan of yours, but i'm quite the joke to you.
~cos when you're fifteen and somebody tells you the love you, you gotta believe them.
~you make me happy, whether you know it or not.
~don't you worry your pretty little mind, people throw rocks at things that shine and life makes love look hard.
~now you're just somebody that i used to know.
~cos i'm no superman, i hope you like me as i am.
~remember all the things that you and i did first? and now you're doing them with her.
~i'm gonna pick up the pieces, and build a lego house.
~i'll love you forever, forever and always
~i have friends, but they have friends, and they have parties, and i'm so awkward so what do you say, we see a movie, this weekend, as friends. alright, okaay.
~friday nights, are always the same in this town.
~used to tell me sky's the limit, now the sky's our pint of view. 

 

Other crap.
I'm your average teenage girl.
But i've never seen the notebook.
I have him on my mind, alot.
I had my chance with him too, and screwed it all up.
I speak 3 languages. English, Teenager and Pig Latin.
Forever crying about Forever and Always by Parachute.
i didn't even realize i used forever twice ;o
i crack myself up. hahahaa