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Member Since: 23 Jul 2010 03:38pm

Last Seen: 16 Jun 2012 07:24pm

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  1. wendyxasian wendyxasian
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 12:27pm UTC
    Me: *reach for the remote*
    remote:
    me:
    remote:
    me:
    remote:
    Me: nevermind, I liked this show anyways.

  2. wendyxasian wendyxasian
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 3:51pm UTC
    I usually delete a status when
    I don't get any likes after 5min.

    . ......

  3. wendyxasian wendyxasian
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 8:35pm UTC
    What I expect to see when I pull back my bedroom curtain at night:
    99% Clown Murderer waiting to kill me.
    1% My reflection.
    ~
    nmf

  4. wendyxasian wendyxasian
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 7:07pm UTC
    Is it just me or;
    --------- ♥ --------
    I can only think of good quotes
    in the shower!
    :)
    ♥♥♥♥.

  5. wendyxasian wendyxasian
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 6:54pm UTC
    Is it just me or;
    when I don't go on internet for a whole day the day all of a sudden became longer ♥(:

  6. wendyxasian wendyxasian
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 3:50pm UTC
    Hidden, dirty jokes on shake it up #12414235
    Cece's mom: Gary, I have a full charged tazzer and I'm not afraid to use it.
    Gary Wilde: Right back at ya ;).
    [♥] [♥] [♥] [♥] [♥] [♥]

  7. wendyxasian wendyxasian
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 3:44pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    When some one rejects your hug.
    ----_______________----
    nmf

  8. wendyxasian wendyxasian
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 9:48pm UTC
    Did you know
    McDonalds in Hong Kong deliver?
    Yeah, you SHOULD be jealous

  9. wendyxasian wendyxasian
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 9:29pm UTC
    Don't you hate it when;
    The toothpaste falls off of your toothbrush right when your about to brush your teeth.

  10. wendyxasian wendyxasian
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 6:15pm UTC
    The Feeling of Accomplishment When:
    The Lady At the Sample Stand At COSTCO Doesn't Ask you To Bring Your Parents To Check If Your Allergic To Anything.

  11. wendyxasian wendyxasian
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 3:40pm UTC
    Did you think i was
    ThatsSoMeee
    ?
    with the same format and all.
    Thanks girl with all your lovely quotes ;) [♥]

  12. wendyxasian wendyxasian
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2011 3:50pm UTC
    Thank you Witty for getting me;
    321243546534 people like this.
    That many likes ^ on Facebook.
    -not my format-

  13. wendyxasian wendyxasian
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2011 6:22pm UTC
    If your fat,
    Then I might as well
    be obese.

    nmf

  14. wendyxasian wendyxasian
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2011 10:38am UTC
    click to see this quote

  15. wendyxasian wendyxasian
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 5:05pm UTC
    In the Google vs Yahoo! war,
    I typed in
    "Bing is..."
    Here are the results:
    Google: Bing is stupid and cheating.
    Yahoo!: What is Bing?
    Google obviously wins.

  16. wendyxasian wendyxasian
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 4:38pm UTC
    Following the ipod shuffle game trend,
    I asked 'what sort of guy will I date'
    It replied with 'you tell me' by Kyane West

  17. wendyxasian wendyxasian
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2011 9:07pm UTC
    The, Awkward
    m o m e n t W H E N
    [ you make eye contact with a male teacher before you enter the bathroom. ]

  18. wendyxasian wendyxasian
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2011 11:50pm UTC
    -----------------------♥-----------------------
    -Many witty people doing witty things-
    ----------------------♥----------------------

  19. wendyxasian wendyxasian
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2011 9:46pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  20. wendyxasian wendyxasian
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2011 12:35pm UTC
    When you hear there is going to be a new kid in class you always think it's gonna be some hot guy.
    But it always end up being the biggest dork in your class.
    -___-'

:)

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