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Lethal*
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July 20, 2014 10:50am UTC

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fake is the new trend
and everyones in style
with a mouth full of lies
but i keep a smile

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we2areawesome
posted a quote
February 26, 2014 12:51pm UTC

Doctor: Well the results are,
you're pregnant.
Girl: Aww, what? You got to be,
kid- in- me!
Doctor: *sigh* Did you get
pregnant just to tell that joke?
Girl: Totally birth it.

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we2areawesome
posted a quote
February 26, 2014 2:43pm UTC

How i learned to mind my own business:
I was walking past the mental hospital the other
day,
And all the patients were shouting, '13....13......13!".
The fence was too high up to see over, but
I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through
to see what was going on...
Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick,
Then they all started shouting, "14...14....14!".

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we2areawesome
posted a quote
January 15, 2014 4:47pm UTC

;
That moment when you can actually feel the pain
in your chest from seeing or
hearing something that
breaks your heart.

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incompetent*
posted a quote
December 30, 2013 3:58pm UTC

What do you mean it's almost 2014,
It was 2012 yesterday.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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capsized*
posted a quote
December 29, 2013 9:19pm UTC

Rain, rain go away, come again another day
when I say i t ' s o k a y to give a little h e l l t o p a y
AND EVERY SINGLE TIME YOU MAKE YOUR WAY
(into my sheets, the hours turn to minutes)
and the minutes turn to weeks. and I know you're so cool, and I must be a fool
FOR TAKING YOU IN & LETTING YOU
CONTROL
myHEART

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_Jannette
posted a quote
December 29, 2013 8:39pm UTC

I DONT EVEN REMEMBER LIKE 85% OF 2013
© Jannette's format

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appleloop*
posted a quote
December 29, 2013 1:09pm UTC

I'M LITERALLY
the kid
THAT MY
parents
WARNED ME ABOUT

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br0kenwings
Please don't remove this!

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we2areawesome
posted a quote
December 29, 2013 3:17pm UTC

I wonder what it's like
to wake up and love yourself
to look in the mirror and not want to cry
to weigh yourself, see the number, and not want to puke
to be with friends and not feel ugly
to go into public and not be insecure
to go shopping for clothes and not feel fat
i just wonder;
what it's like to love your life...

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we2areawesome
posted a quote
December 29, 2013 3:20pm UTC

Don't waste words on people who
deserve your silence. Sometimes
the most powerful thing you can
say is nothing at all.
~Mandy hale~

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we2areawesome
posted a quote
December 29, 2013 3:47pm UTC

The amazing moments in life;
1. coming home late and going straight to bed.
2. buying amazing clothes that you found on sale.
3. holding hands.
4. unexpected moments that become your favourite memories.
5. talking on the phone until five in the morning.
6. resting on someones chest.
7. taking long showers that wash away your worries.
8. feeling as though you finally belong somewhere.
9. deciding what you want to do with your life.
10. feeling satisfied after a delicious meal.
11. falling asleep instantly when you're upset.
12. meeting people that happen to change your life for better.
13. when you have a great night of sleep.
14. drinking a cup of tea.
15. realizing everything is going to be okay.

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we2areawesome
posted a quote
December 29, 2013 3:58pm UTC

i will stop loving you
when an apple fruit grows
on a mango tree,
on the 30th day
of February

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we2areawesome
posted a quote
December 19, 2013 4:16pm UTC

Can no one see this smile I'm faking,
See how, inside, I'm constantly shaking?
These people all claim they know me well,
Yet no one can see through my crumbling shell?
"I'm fine" , I whisper, my sadness unknown,
They leave me to deal with this anguish alone.
I've hidden behind this wall most of my life,
I've managed so far, I've dealt with my life.
Watching as, slowly, my blood leaks away,
It helps to keep life's true horrors at bay.
I pull down my sleeve to cover my hurt,
For approaching footsteps, I'm on the alert.
I guess my pretense is just all too real,
No one has to know of the pain that I feel.
The real me inside, where no one can see,
I can fool everyone else, why can't I fool me..?

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anime_lover
posted a quote
December 11, 2013 5:22pm UTC

I can be so awkward at times it's unbelievable. I was in Physics and i have a new Physics teacher. He is a student teacher and is very tall. The bell rang and everyone were putting their booklets on the desk he was standing behind. I threw mine to catch up with my friend and instead of it landing on the table it hit his pe*nis. Damn! It was hilarious and he sort of flinched and took a step back. I knew must have been hurt because i threw it with force. I was so scared incase i paper cutted him. Like seriously. I had no idea what to do so i started apologising so much and he was just laughing and then after apologising i just ran out giggling like a crazy person. The next day i had physics and everytime he asked me a question or was explaining something to me i couldn't keep in my laugh. It's so uncontrollable! D: There goes another teacher i can't make eye-contact with now.

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happiest*
posted a quote
December 12, 2013 1:42pm UTC

me: wow i have so much work to do
me: *goes on tumblr*
me: *watches a movie*
me: *reads a novel*
me: *takes a nap*
me: *climbs a mountain*
me: *backpacks through europe*
me: why am i not getting anything done

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Halo Angel1*
posted a quote
December 11, 2013 9:40pm UTC

If you ever think you've made a big mistake, just remember this: In 1788, the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men.

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iLL-Legal Alien👽*
posted a quote
December 11, 2013 4:23pm UTC

I read somewhere that if you wake up randomly at
night between the hours of
3 and 4am, its because
something is staring at
you.
I havent slept in two nights.

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iLL-Legal Alien👽*
posted a quote
December 11, 2013 4:46pm UTC

I pressed the "popcorn" button on
my microwave and checked after 4 minutes..
There wasnt any.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
December 11, 2013 7:57pm UTC

how did demi sneak cocaine onto airplanes? how is snoop dogg always high? these are the real questions, people.

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