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Pluto*
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 11:00am UTC

Random Guy: All Girls Are Pretty Without Makeup.
Me: Really? Even me?
Random Guy: Even you.
Me: Okay then... *wipes makeup off*
Random Guy: ...
Me: ...
Random Guy: ...
Me: ...
Random Guy: Good lord, I was joking. Put that back on.

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WonderfulLove
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July 17, 2012 12:30pm UTC

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 2:01pm UTC

So it turns out snooki's due date is December 21, 2012.
Well played, Mayans.
Well played.

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Jahyvie
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July 16, 2012 2:29pm UTC

I hate those moments, right before we fall into sleep, where we are forced to think about all the things, we try so hard to forget.

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ThisGirlIsAKittyKat
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July 16, 2012 7:50pm UTC

Mom: What if you're future husband wouldn't like One Direction?
Me: Why wouldn't he like his own band?

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hailstorm37
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 1:17pm UTC

Am I the only one,
who walks around in circles while on the phone?

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 10:30pm UTC

"Ed Sheeran can't sing." They said.
"Ed Sheeran's ugly." They said.
"Ed Sheeran has no talent." They said.
"Hey, what are you doing with that knife?" They asked.

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RunawayRachel
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 3:30am UTC

If hide and seekwas an olympic sport,all my bobby pins would win gold. I follow back ^_^

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KristinaBrunicardi
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 9:51pm UTC

2012: come at me bro.
1798: advance toward me bretheren.

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lovelyandtheworld13
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 2:49pm UTC

I love how the internet
has improved people's grammar
far more than any English teacher has.
Write "your" instead of "you're"
In English class, and all you get is
a red mark.
Screw up on the internet,
and may God have mercy on your soul.

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katberndt1
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 11:02am UTC

Shooting yourself with your fingers when
you get frustrated.

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subtlysam
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 4:29pm UTC

'Don't expect guys to have abs.
Look for personality.
Because my last
girlfriend broke up with me because I had no abs..

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CaliiS
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 6:10pm UTC

IS IT JUST ME?
Or am I the only girl who prefers, "Can I be your gentlemen?" instead of, "Will you got out with me?"

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YourCreepyUncle
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 1:08pm UTC

When I have a daughter, I'm not going to give her barbies to play with.
I'm not going to give her brats dolls, or even polly pockets.
Why?
Because all those dolls are beautiful.
And skinny as a twig.
And I don't want my daughter to think that to be pretty, she has to be skinny.

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