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Member Since: 13 Aug 2011 04:55pm

Last Seen: 18 Jul 2012 10:48am

user id: 207332

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you can only be young once, but you can always be immature.











Hey, it's lindsey here, and this is my profile :) im 13 years old and i live in MI and i play soccer for the Michigan Gators im a goal keeper in soccer. i love my friends and family very much <3 i have two sisters abby and michaela and i live with my mom and dad. i had a dog but not anymore :( but now i have like 50 million fish -_- i loveeeeeeee music it is like my whole life. no joke. my friends and i go crazy when we are with each other and it is impossible to stop laughing when we are together. me and my sisters get along very well, i'm kinda in a relationship but it's hard to say. i have some weird things going on in my life and i hope you like my quotes thanks :)
 
  1. wazababe wazababe
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 10:07am UTC
    They say anything is possible,
    well obviously they haven't tried duct taping the hole in the ozone layer closed

  2. wazababe wazababe
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 4:47pm UTC
    6 year old sister: If you were a dog, and you adopted a kid, what would your name be?
    Me: ummmmm.....er,
    6 year old sister: would it be dad, daddy, or Mr.P.Bobby?
    Me: umm i guess i would have to go with Mr.P.Bobby
    6 year old sister: and your wife's name would be.....
    Me: Mrs.P.Bobby?
    6 year old sister: correct
    Me: i didn't know i was being tested...
    6 year old sister: and what would your kid's name be?
    me: P.Bobby jr.
    6 year old sister: *faceplam*
    Me: * left confused while she ran off and got water*...

  3. wazababe wazababe
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 10:13am UTC
    & only in america we would;
    cut down trees,
    turn it into paper,
    and on that paper write,
    SAVE TREES

  4. wazababe wazababe
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 8:39am UTC
    I bet on the terms and conditions
    they say
    "and now that you have not read these
    terms but are going to agree any ways,
    we now have the right to use you as a
    human sacrifice if aliens come down
    to earth and try to kill us all."
    You.Just.Watch.
    if aliens

  5. wazababe wazababe
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 5:21pm UTC
    love.sucks.butt.

  6. wazababe wazababe
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 5:20pm UTC
    63 follwers, i feel loved!

  7. wazababe wazababe
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 7:58pm UTC
    Me: i want to live in New York somday
    Friend:Do you really want to? if you live there, you are most likely to be attacked first by something inhuman.
    Me: what are you talking about??
    Friend: well there was the greenglobin, the sandman, and the black slimely thing from spider man. The Kryptonite from superman returns, The fear from green latern, and don't forget the the stuff the joker did to that city and batman
    Me:
    Friend:
    Me:
    Friend
    Me:
    Friend:
    Me:
    Friend: i have no idea where that came from......

  8. wazababe wazababe
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 7:51pm UTC
    i saw a bumper sticker that said
    " stop texting while driving"
    and when i looked over at the person who was driving the car,
    they were texting while driving.wow....

  9. wazababe wazababe
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 7:48pm UTC
    Listening to music that is like 5+ years old <3

  10. wazababe wazababe
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 7:45pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    when soemone asks you for some toilet paper under the stall 0_0

  11. wazababe wazababe
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 7:38pm UTC
    So i was driving through the mountains in Pennslvanna
    and i noticed that the trees have red only on the tops......

  12. wazababe wazababe
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 7:35pm UTC
    If twilight fans are called twihards, are hunger game fans called hunger heads?
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  13. wazababe wazababe
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 8:47am UTC
    That awakward moment when
    you are driving in the middle of no where and you look out the window and see no trees or anythign but farm land , and then there is just a random house chilln' in the middle of the field........

  14. wazababe wazababe
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 5:53pm UTC
    And so yesterday, i was playing with my dog and i had the craziest idea ever so i went " come here b**ch!!" and she came running to me.......

  15. wazababe wazababe
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 7:48pm UTC
    #singleswag

  16. wazababe wazababe
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 8:15am UTC
    Take a picture
    it will last longer....

  17. wazababe wazababe
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 8:15pm UTC
    Me:So i went to this party last night and i met this guy who was really annoying and he asked me for my number...
    Friend: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
    LMFAOOOOO SUCKS TO BE YOU!!!!!!!!!
    Me: so i gave him yours

  18. wazababe wazababe
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 8:10pm UTC
    Cop pulls man over for suspicion of drunk driving.
    Cop: Sir have you been drinking?
    Man: No.
    Cop: Papers.
    Man: Scissors, I win!

  19. wazababe wazababe
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 8:07pm UTC
    first Adele
    now One direction......
    what is with brits and America???

  20. wazababe wazababe
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 3:24pm UTC
    hon,There is a difference between skinny and fit...

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