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  1. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2013 12:32am UTC
    Beacause of you,
    I laugh a little louder.
    c ry alot less &
    Smile alot more.


  2. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2013 4:10pm UTC
    I have this really unnatractive
    thing on my head called my face

  4. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2013 9:49pm UTC
    NOW DON'T YOU
    UNDERSTAND
    I'm never changing who I am.

  5. finding_nemo finding_nemo
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2013 9:50pm UTC
    *My brother walks into my room with my cat*
    brother: Elroy (my cat) you're so cute.
    brother: Look there's your mom (pointing at me)
    brother: Wanna go see my mom?
    *Walks into living room*
    brother: There's my mom
    brother: Elroy if I was a cat I'd be gay with you.
    *Walks back into my room*
    me:
    brother: Yes, I'd be gay with Elroy if I was a cat.
    My brother ladies and gentleman.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. Miss_Kind Miss_Kind
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2013 9:41pm UTC
    "I wanna get inside your pants."
    No offence, but i'm sure they won't fit you.

  8. Halo Angel1* Halo Angel1*
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2013 9:46pm UTC
    Karrrl that kills people!!!

  9. Plusle_N_Minun Plusle_N_Minun
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2013 9:35pm UTC
    --------------------Stop The Hate/ Stop The Pain--------------------
    I was visiting my friend who's in the hospital when I see this little girl in her room all by herself.
    I was kinda just standing there wondering why a sweet little girl was in the hospital.
    I was about to leave when she saw me and smiled.
    I smiled back, but it soon dropped when I saw her face.
    It was covered in bruises and cuts.
    She turned to me and said:
    "My Daddy turned out to be the evil monster living under my bed"
    Then she went back to playing with her horses.

  10. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2013 9:39pm UTC
    My mind says;
    ‘‘Who cares!?’
    My heart whispers;
    You do
    nmq

  11. priscillanicolejones priscillanicolejones
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2013 9:40pm UTC
    An eating disorder isn't a diet,
    it's a slow suicide.

  12. Vic Fuentes* Vic Fuentes*
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2013 9:40pm UTC
    You know you can't cook when
    you can't even boil an egg without an attempt to burn the house down

  13. Envelope24 Envelope24
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2013 8:48pm UTC
    If I'm weird with you,
    I'm comfortable with you.

  14. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2013 8:48pm UTC
    We're smiling but we're close to tears,
    even after all these years
    paperlung
    paperlung
    We just now got the feeling that
    we're meeting for the first time
    paperlung

  15. hay_hay12 hay_hay12
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2013 8:50pm UTC
    So,
    i was in an ice cream parlor
    and i was sitting down with
    my parents, and there was
    this big group of teenagers,
    and these two kids walked
    in with their mom, not really
    looking like they fit it, and
    one of the teenagers goes
    "Hey!" and they all of the
    other people start laughing.
    The kid barely waves,
    and his mom goes,
    "Why didn't you say hi back?"
    He simply says,
    "I really don't have time for
    their useless, no good, intimidating
    comments that will stick in my head
    forever. They aren't worth my kindness if they aren't kind to me."

  16. Original_Teen Original_Teen
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2013 8:45pm UTC
    Making your boyfriend a sandwich by sh.tting on toast and telling him it's nutella.
    justgirlythingsPARODY.

  17. Melrose* Melrose*
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 5:07pm UTC
    when you hit rock bottom and youre at your lowest low,
    the only way to go is up.
    and i will. ill be fine. i will make it.

  18. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 9:55pm UTC
    Attempted suicide: Attention seeker.
    Succesful suicide: Beautiful and loved.

  19. MaddyWaddy MaddyWaddy
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2013 7:39pm UTC
    Things will get easier,
    people's mind will change,
    and you should be alive to see it.

  20. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2013 8:25pm UTC
    and I still
    remember
    everything that you've already
    forgotten.

:)

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