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.:KELLIE:.

No pretty colors.
No about me.
Just a clean profile.
With quotes that'll blow your mind.

Been on witty since 2009.
I'm no noob.
Not here to make friends.
Here for the sole purpose of witty:

To be part of "the internet's largest collection of quotes".

.:WANNA_BUY_A_BAGEL:.

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January 13, 2012 9:07am UTC

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January 11, 2012 2:52pm UTC

DON'T.FORGET.THE.VOICE.
CHAPTER TWO
“And just to make sure we’re clear, we don’t have to pay for anything?”
“Yes, Ms. Taylor, we’ve discussed this.”
I let out a breath, “And I can bring my whole family?”
“Yes, Ms. Taylor. Anyone in your immediate family can join you.”
“Okay, so I have: Mom, Dad, and my sister Katie...” Carter was grasping my right hand, begging me to let him come. “And here’s the thing...I have this guy who’s, like, obsessed with me and he-” Carter elbowed me.
“Excuse me?”
“I was just kidding; my best friend in the entire world wants to come with me. Can he come, too? Please?”
“I’m sure we could pull some strings...”
“Please? I’ll do anything!”
“Okay, we’ll make sure he can come.”
“Thank you!”
“It’s our pleasure. So that’s a total of five people.”
“Nice math skills,” I mumbled.
“Pardon me?”
“Um, never mind. But, uh, my parents would want to know about this, too.”
“Of course! Have them call this number whenever they can.”
“Okay, they will. Thank you so much.” As soon as I hung up the phone, I started bouncing around and screaming like an annoying Evan Collins fan. Apparently at last year’s school talent show, some hot shot talent agents were in the crowd, and they saw me perform. They thought I had a good voice and potential...
“...and they want me to go meet them in LA this Friday. They even dropped hints of a record deal!”
Carter danced with me across the living room, “Mia Taylor, you are so going to be famous.”
At the time, my heart was pumping out of my chest. My entire life up until that moment had been preparations for now. While Carter kept going on and on and on about how proud he was of me, my mind drifted over to Evan Collins. Had these same people offered Evan this same opportunity a few years back? Had his heart flip-flopped thousands of times as he tried to get a hold of reality?
I shouldn’t have been worrying about Evan. After all, my voice was about to be put to the test. I couldn’t risk having any distractions...but I did...have distractions, I mean.
I know you all already know all of this. Try not to get annoyed by all of this repeated information. I’ve just been interviewed so many times. The words coming out of mouth have been uttered so many times that it seems fake. My life has practically been an open book to the press.
But the press only tells you things they want you to know.
Get ready, that’s about to change.
MOMMA WANTS FEEDBACK!

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January 10, 2012 12:49pm UTC

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wanna_buy_a_bagel
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August 6, 2011 12:06am UTC

Case closed, bring in the
dancing lobsters

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August 5, 2011 11:59pm UTC

Just because everyone's swearing right now doesn't mean we have to...
IT'S NOT classy LADIES.

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August 5, 2011 11:54pm UTC

AND NOW HE'S "WRAPPED AROUND HER FINGER"
»She's the center of his whole world «
And his heeeeaaaart belongs to that sweet, little,
beautiful, wonderful, perfect
All American Girl

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wanna_buy_a_bagel
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December 28, 2010 2:23am UTC

Why do I keep highlighting quotes
::.to see if there's some kind of.::
secret message??
^^^highlight it. now.

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wanna_buy_a_bagel
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December 15, 2010 4:31pm UTC

Hi, I'm Kellie.
I'm a nice person, I really am.
But you know what I HATE?
T H O S E Q U O T E S T H A T S A Y :
"Fave if..." or "Click the heart." or "Stab the organ."
WE'LL FAVE, CLICK, OR STAB IT IF WE WANT TO!
Don't tell us what to do, okay?
;)

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wanna_buy_a_bagel
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December 14, 2010 1:23pm UTC

CHRISTMAS ISN'T CHRISTMAS
if you haven't watched
BUDDY.THE.ELF
<3

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wanna_buy_a_bagel
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September 7, 2010 8:44pm UTC

99% of girls won't read this quote because it's not "pretty".
FAVE IF YOU LIKE BAGELS:)

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July 11, 2010 11:52pm UTC

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July 11, 2010 12:05am UTC

-♥-♥-♥-♥-♥-♥-♥-♥-♥-♥-♥-♥-♥-♥-♥-♥-♥-♥-♥-♥-♥-♥-♥-♥-
in every barbie & ken story,
there's always a teresa
THAT COMES AND SCREWS EVERYTHING UP
-♥-♥-♥-♥-♥-♥-♥-♥-♥-♥-♥-♥-♥-♥-♥-♥-♥-♥-♥-♥-♥-♥-♥-♥-

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wanna_buy_a_bagel
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July 10, 2010 11:52pm UTC

be crazy
be stupid
be wild *
* be s i l l y
because lifes too short
to be cool.

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July 10, 2010 11:48pm UTC

WeDanceFor
laughter , we dance for tears, we
dance for madness, we dance for
fears, we dance for hopes, we <3
dance for screams ,, we are the
dancers, we create the dreams [x

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wanna_buy_a_bagel
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July 10, 2010 11:48pm UTC

Unlike BArbie.
((Me & my girls aren't sold seperatly))

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wanna_buy_a_bagel
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July 10, 2010 11:40pm UTC

LIFE ISN'T ABOUT WAITING
FOR THE STORM TO PASS
IT'S A.B.O.U.T __learning_x
TO dance IN THE [[RAIN]]
ÛÜÛ

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wanna_buy_a_bagel
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July 10, 2010 11:19pm UTC

honey,ifyou'regonnabetwofaced
_at least make one of them pretty_
not mine.
credit for the edit(:

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wanna_buy_a_bagel
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July 10, 2010 11:11pm UTC

AND SOMETIMES AT [NIGHT] I
LAY AWAKE THINKING ABOUT HIM
AND I WONDER IF I EVER KEEP
HIM A W A K E....___x