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w00t_w00t

w00t_w00t
posted a quote
August 28, 2012 5:30pm UTC
Mom: You Need to smile more in pictures
Me: I hate my smile.
Mom: Just smile.
Me: *Smiles*
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom: Just keep your mouth closed in pictures.
-_-.

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w00t_w00t
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August 28, 2012 3:13pm UTC
Deleting school so I can focus on witty.

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w00t_w00t
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August 28, 2012 2:36am UTC
Person: Can I borrow your computer?
Me: Sure. *DELETES BROWSING HISTORY, PASSWORDS, CLOSES ALL PAGES*
Me: Here you go.

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w00t_w00t
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August 27, 2012 10:52pm UTC
*Flirting with crush*
Normal People: Hey cutie wanna go out sometime? ;)
Me: Can I touch your face?

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w00t_w00t
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August 27, 2012 1:52pm UTC
Can someone please lower their standards and love me?

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w00t_w00t
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August 26, 2012 9:52pm UTC
Me Trying to flirt: Hi.
Them: Omg it talks!?
*Forever Alone*

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w00t_w00t
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August 26, 2012 9:16pm UTC
Hi I'm new how do u add a picture quote?

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