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w00t_w00t

1. w00t_w00t
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   February 22, 2013 9:50pm UTC
   Th​at awkward moment called Your Life
   
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2. w00t_w00t
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   December 11, 2012 7:23am UTC
   Really hope I'm on Santa's naughty list this year.
   
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3. w00t_w00t
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   November 14, 2012 4:27pm UTC
   Attractive person: *holds door open for me*
   Me: *starts mentally planning our wedding*
   
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4. w00t_w00t
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   September 2, 2012 11:16pm UTC
   I speak fluently in song lyrics ♫♫♫♫
   
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5. w00t_w00t
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   August 31, 2012 9:41pm UTC
   Saying ToyBoat 10x fast
   
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6. w00t_w00t
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   August 31, 2012 7:46pm UTC
   You may be hotter than me, But that makes me automatically cooler than you ;)
   
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7. w00t_w00t
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   August 31, 2012 5:52pm UTC
   If Fe=Iron, and Male=Man
   That means Female = Iron Man
   *Mind Blown*
   
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8. w00t_w00t
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   August 31, 2012 12:09am UTC
   When you realize you have a better chance at finding Waldo than a girlfriend/boyfriend.
   
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9. w00t_w00t
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   August 30, 2012 11:28pm UTC
   If no one is listening to me at home, I just raise my hand.
   
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10. w00t_w00t
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    August 30, 2012 6:06pm UTC
    I wanted to kill the sexiest person alive until I realized suicide is a crime
    
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11. w00t_w00t
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    August 30, 2012 5:03pm UTC
    If I have to put pants on the answer is *No*
    
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12. w00t_w00t
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    August 30, 2012 5:00pm UTC
    *At The Grocery Store*
    Cashier: Would you like bags for these groceries sir?
    Me: *To Self*: No B/tch, I'm going to balance these on my head.
    Me: Yes Please
    Cashier: Have a nice day
    Me: Thank you -_-
    
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13. w00t_w00t
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    August 30, 2012 12:06am UTC
    How I end a class presentation " So....Ummm....Yeah...."
    
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14. w00t_w00t
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    August 29, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    No Headphones: You can talk to me
    One Headphone: You can talk to me if I like you
    Two Headphones: F/ck Off.
    
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15. w00t_w00t
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    August 29, 2012 6:05pm UTC
    Hi I'm Awkward, And you're attractive.
    
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16. w00t_w00t
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    August 29, 2012 5:08pm UTC
    Crush: Hey.
    Me: Can I smell your hair?
    
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17. w00t_w00t
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    August 28, 2012 11:57pm UTC
    If you respond too quickly to a text, your desperate. If you don't respond quick enough, your an A**hole.
    
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18. w00t_w00t
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    August 28, 2012 11:20pm UTC
    When you look at the clock at 11:10 then again at 11:12
    
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19. w00t_w00t
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    August 28, 2012 8:37pm UTC
    1 world, 7 continents, 7 billion people. Don't let one person get to you.
    
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20. w00t_w00t
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    August 28, 2012 6:18pm UTC
    I hate when I forget to press send and I'm sitting there like an Idiot waiting for a reply.
    Nmq.
    
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