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vwoodlander

1. vwoodlander
   posted a quote
   November 16, 2012 10:22pm UTC
   Flying is..…
   just jumping off a cliff and failing. :P
   
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2. vwoodlander
   posted a quote
   November 16, 2012 9:11pm UTC
   When life gives you Lemons make
   Orange Juice and leave everyone
   wondering how you did it. ;)
   
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3. vwoodlander
   posted a quote
   November 15, 2012 11:18pm UTC
   -----------------♥♥--------------
   How do you get a sweet 80 year old woman to say the f word?.
   Get another sweet 80 year old woman to say "Bingo!"
   -----------------♥♥---------------
   nm q / n m f
   
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4. vwoodlander
   posted a quote
   November 15, 2012 11:08pm UTC
   I spend 500% of my life
   Exaggerating!
   nmq
   
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5. vwoodlander
   posted a quote
   September 26, 2012 11:25pm UTC
   Does anyone ever look at a textbook and just think....." what a waste of a tree".
   
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6. vwoodlander
   posted a quote
   September 19, 2012 10:01pm UTC
   "You look pretty today."
   "Was I ugly yesterday ?!"
   
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7. vwoodlander
   posted a quote
   September 19, 2012 11:13am UTC
   That awkward moment when ....
   you come to class late and everyone stares at you like you killed someone.
   
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8. vwoodlander
   posted a quote
   September 19, 2012 12:54am UTC
   I usually save all my homework until last minute because I am slightly older therefore wiser. Duh.
   
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9. vwoodlander
   posted a quote
   September 18, 2012 1:00am UTC
   "Kidnapping" is such a strong word. I prefer to say "Surprise Adoption".
   
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10. vwoodlander
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 12:55am UTC
    Dear food,
    Either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat!
    
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11. vwoodlander
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 12:51am UTC
    Rose are red,
    Violets are blue,
    God made me beautiful,
    What the hell happened to you?!
    
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12. vwoodlander
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 7:02pm UTC
    B*tch
    I can wipe off 90% your ``beauty``with a paper towel.
    
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13. vwoodlander
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 6:42pm UTC
    That Awkward moment ....
    when you wave to someone and
    they don`t notice you.
    
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14. vwoodlander
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2012 8:26pm UTC
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    We were given : 2 hands to hold , 2 legs to walk, 2 eyes to see and 2 ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other other one was given to someone else .For us to find.
    -----------♥-----------
    
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15. vwoodlander
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 11:54pm UTC
    Dear , Youtube
    I will always "skip this add."
    Sincerly, Everyone
    
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16. vwoodlander
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 11:33pm UTC
    Oh that souded a bit too harsh.
    I'll just put "LOL" at the end of it .
    
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17. vwoodlander
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 11:20pm UTC
    M A T H
    Mental Abuse To Humans
    Thats it plain and simple
    
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18. vwoodlander
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 11:13pm UTC
    That awkward Moment when.. Your friend is staring at the keyboard while to type your password.
    
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19. vwoodlander
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 10:50pm UTC
    My friend: I don't understand.
    *I explain*
    My friend: I don't understand.
    Me: Ugh why don't you just tell us when you do understand.You will talk a lot less
    Other friends : ohhhh Burn
    *True Story*
    
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20. vwoodlander
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2012 11:49pm UTC
    Boy: Would you wear socks if you had no feet?
    Girl: Nope
    Boy: Then why do you wear a bra ??!
    Girl: Why do you wear pants?
    
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