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  1. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2013 7:33pm UTC
    “i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
    “I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
    “I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
    “I want to wear shorts but my huge dïck always sticks out” a pop-up book
    a pop-up book

  2. Repair Boy 🔥* Repair Boy 🔥*
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2013 9:08pm UTC
    Swearing is unattractive,
    Well I'm unattractive anyways
    So shut the f.ck up.

  3. Methjew Methjew
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2013 9:04am UTC
    Life
    is pretty damn simple,
    but we insist on making it complicated

  4. Methjew Methjew
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2013 9:17am UTC
    This girl and I use to talk everyday
    We shared secrets, laughed and I thought we had something special
    Then for some reason one day she decided to stop texting me
    I didn't talk much of it, I just thought she needed some space
    Then days went by, then months, then years
    Then we never really spoke again

  5. Kelseykitty* Kelseykitty*
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2013 9:32am UTC
    in bio today..
    Jordan: *falls to ground*
    Ms. Minuitti: uhmm?
    Jordan: *starts twitching*
    Austin: I think hes on drugs...
    Ms. Minuitti: okay. *continues teaching.*
    LOL i love my class..


  6. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  7. nothing Important* nothing Important*
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2013 10:36pm UTC
    I just want you to know I enjoy looking at your face

  8. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2013 10:34pm UTC
    me: *wakes up with one sock*
    me: whoa crazy night last night

  9. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2013 3:08am UTC
    and all the time that she was givin' up slowly
    he didn't notice when she ran away
    and when it came to finally letting him on
    well this is every single word she'd say...

  10. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2013 3:15am UTC
    Consider this, he was moving on while
    She was busy trying to pass the time
    Between the previous and next nervous breakdown.
    The girl had given up the
    L O V E O F H E R L I F E.

  11. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2013 3:20am UTC
    my unicorn's not a unicorn.
    it's a donkey with a plunger
    stuck to it's face.

  12. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2013 4:10am UTC
    me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
    me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
    me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
    me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
    me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
    me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
    me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
    me: omg what if I actually said something out loud

  13. LoveHisBlueEyes LoveHisBlueEyes
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2010 2:10pm UTC
    Time started: 1:53:10
    Gender: girl
    Birthday: october 11
    Siblings: none
    Eye color: hazel
    Shoe size: 8.5
    Height: 5'8
    What are you wearing: tee-shirt, black skinny jeans, high heels
    Where do you live: virginia
    Righty or lefty: Righty
    Can you make a dollar in change right now: yes, i'm loaded : ) haha
    Who are your closest friends: amanda, sydney, ericka, hyunji, sunhee, john : ) <3
    Best place for a date? beach or movies
    Where is your fav place to shop: coach, nordstrom, juicy, vera bradley, DSW
    Favorite kind of plant? rose
    Fave Color? baby blue, purple, red
    Fave Number: 12
    Fave Boys Name: justin, cody, tyler
    Fave Girls Name: hayley-alexsis
    Fave Sport: volleyball
    Fave Month: october, december, june
    movies: hangover, simpsons movie, devil, the last song, dear john, taken, tropic thunder, despicable me, pirates of the caribbean
    Juice: apple : )
    Finger: middle
    Breakfast food: waffles, pancakes, lucky charms
    Favorite cartoon character: cosmo from fairy odd parents
    Given anyone a bath: yes....they were 5
    Smoked: nopee
    Made yourself throw-up: nopee
    Gone skinny dipping: Nopee
    Eaten a dog: no!
    Put your tongue on a frozen pole? yes...hehehe : )
    Loved someone so much it made you cry? yeah
    Broken a bone? nopee
    Played truth or dare: all the time haha
    Been in a physical fight: nopee
    Been in a police car: yes
    Been on a plane: yes
    Come close to dying: yes
    been in a suana: yupp
    Been in a hot tub: yes : )
    Cried when someone died: i cry when anyone dies
    Cried in school: yupp
    Fell off your chair: yesss hahaha xD
    Wait for someone's phone call all night: yes
    Saved AIM/Yahoo conversations: one...it was nice : )
    Saved e-mails: yupp
    Fallen for one of your best guy friends: yupp : /
    Made out with JUST a friend? once
    Used someone: nopee
    Whats your good luck charm?: tiffanys necklace my BF gave me
    Best song you ever heard: we R who we R
    What's your bedroom like: organized...sorta
    Last thing you said: "what was the last thing i said? ...oh..."
    What is beside you? my watch, phone, friends
    Last thing you ate: nachos : )
    What kind of shampoo do you use? one that smells like ginger snaps : D
    Best thing that has happened to you this year: john : )
    Worst thing that has happened to you this year: spanish teacher...
    Chicken pox: nopee
    Sore Throat: yess : (
    Stitches: nopee
    Broken nose: nopee
    Do You Believe in love at first sight: yes
    Like school: it isn't that bad
    What schools have you gone to: topeka colligate, pembrooke, sidwell and flint hill
    Eat a live hamster for $1,000,000. dollars: no! thats terrible!
    If you were stuck on an island, what people would you want with you: john : )
    Who was the last person that called you: mom
    What makes you laugh the most? the word peaches : ) haha
    What makes you smile? john : ) <3
    Last Person You yelled at: my mom
    Told you that they love you: john
    Is your loudest friend: ericka
    Do you like filling these out? kinda...
    Do you wear contacts or glasses: colored contacts!
    Do you like yourself: yes : ) i'm awesome
    Do you get along with your family: most of the time
    Stolen anything over $50: nopee
    Final questions
    What are you listening to right now? cheryl cole- fight for this love
    What did you do yesterday: school, texting, homework, volleyball
    Got any awards: volleyball
    What car do you wish to have: aston martin...oh wait i do : ) haha
    Where do you want to get married: on the beach @ sunset?
    If you could change anything about yourself, what would you change: nothing, God gave me this life and i love it : )
    Good driver: it depends ; ) haha
    Good Singer: haha no
    Have a lava lamp: yupp
    How many remote controls are in your house: 18 (one for each TV)
    double jointed: sorta
    What do you dream about: hmm.....
    Last time you showered: this morning
    Last time you took a bath: last night
    Scary or happy movies: i love both
    Chocolate or white chocolate: cookies n cream!
    Root Beer or Dr.Pepper: both!
    Mud or Jell-O wrestling: Jell-O haha : )
    Vanilla or chocolate: chocolate
    Summer or winter: mmm....both
    Silver or Gold: gold baby! : D
    Diamond or pearl: both : )
    Sunset or Sunrise: Sunset <3
    Sprite or 7up: Spritee
    Cats or dogs: doggies!
    Coffee or tea: coffeee
    Phone or in person: Person
    Indoor or outdoor: outdoor
    End Time: 2:09:10

  14. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2013 10:18pm UTC
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  15. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2012 1:01am UTC
    Fat Amy is amazing: (:
    "I have a feeling we should kiss."
    "I sometimes have a feeling I should do crystal
    meth, but then I think hhmm, better not."

  16. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2012 4:33am UTC
    are you a beaver?
    because dam.


  17. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  18. MamaMustache MamaMustache
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 10:03am UTC
    Pretending to be asleep so your parents won't make you do SOMETHING.

  19. ooboomonster ooboomonster
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 9:12pm UTC
    The reason why I don't talk to you anymore is because I keep telling myself that if you wanted to speak to me
    you would.

  20. ooboomonster ooboomonster
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 9:10pm UTC
    Fact:
    Sometimes the people who don't talk to you are the ones that really want to.

:)

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