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softballgurl
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June 21, 2012 9:31am UTC

I have always wanted to be that one girlwho comes back to school, completely different and really beautiful this year I've decided to make that happen, of course, with the support of you witty girls Feel free to follow my plan and commment for tips and ideas.Step 1: Exercise every morning. A "wake-up" jog for 15-30 minutes.Step 2: Use Face cleaner to make my skin smooth and perfect.Step 3: Grow out hair, pretty long and right before school get it layered, angled and styled.Step 4: Get a flat tummy with a hint of abs. (Sit-ups, Pull-ups and running.)Step 5: Redo my wardrobe. Buy some really pretty clothes from places like HCO, A&F, Delias, & AE. Step 6: Go to the pool more often and swim 15-50 laps at a time.Step 7: Learn how to do my makeup perfectly for my face.Step 8: Host more sleepovers, parties and social events at my house.Step 9: Ideas??? Comment to the right ------------------>> please!!!Thanks to all my "witty-girls" who support me!

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yourcool
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June 21, 2012 8:12pm UTC

me: *calls grocery store* do you have cotton balls?
guy on phone: yes.
me: does it tickle when you walk?
guy on phone: *click*

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hermione23katniss
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June 17, 2012 3:13pm UTC

Friend 1: Omg my boyfriend sent me the cutest message ever about how much he loves me!
Friend 2: Omg the guy I like sent me a message about how beautiful he thinks I am!
Me: Sometimes people on witty fave my quotes. It's very touching.

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MyWittyProfile
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June 23, 2012 11:38am UTC

"Go do this"
"No"
"I'll give you a dollar"
"Okay"

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pleasespeaktomyface
posted a quote
June 23, 2012 11:26am UTC

Me when I turn 18:
Parents: Do this.
Me: Dobby has no master. Dobby is a free elf.

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xCuppiieCakeLove
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 8:08pm UTC

I don't have a dirty mind. I have a sexy imagination.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 10:09pm UTC

Everything is made in China.
Except babies, they're made in VaChina.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 7, 2012 3:20pm UTC

Leonardo DiCaprio never died in Titanic.
Last scene: him going underwater.
1st Scene in Inception: he wakes up on a beach

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hailstorm37
posted a quote
June 8, 2012 1:23pm UTC

I just burned 1200 calories.
I forgot the pizza in the oven.
Fave if you get it

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Andreaxoxo
posted a quote
June 4, 2012 6:38pm UTC

person: you're ugly
Me: shhh do you hear that?
person: hear what?
Me: its the winds of me not giving a f.uck
Me: (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ・。*。✧・゜゜・。✧。*・゜゜・✧。・゜゜・。*。・゜*

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 5, 2012 2:47pm UTC

He's annoying.
He's hilarious.
He's the world's biggest jerk.
He makes me want to scream.
He ruins my day and saves it in the last minute.
He drives me crazy.
He's out of his mind.
I hate his guts.
And he's everything I want.

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Allison13Xoxo
posted a quote
May 31, 2012 3:41pm UTC

.Gay marriage is legal in 6 states.Having sexx with a horse is legal in 23.Good going, America.

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moonbeampie
posted a quote
June 1, 2012 2:10pm UTC

*teacher calls name on roll*
normal people:Here!
me: *has been preparing for this moment for the last ten minutes*
*sends email*
normal people: logs out.
me: immediately goes to sent items and reads it again.
*arrives early to event*
normal people: Sorry I'm a little early!
me: *waits in car until it's deemed socially acceptable to arrive*
*somebody was mean to me*
normal people: argues, then forgets it.
me: spends the next six years winning arguments against them in the shower
*remembers embarassing moment from years ago*
normal people: *laughs*
me: cringes and obsesses over what could have been done differently.

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ellen_m_7
posted a quote
April 2, 2012 5:17pm UTC

*When I get home from school*
me: *Sees brother* Sam go away!
me: Oh hey mom. Yes my day was fine...
me: Yes dad, I'll do my homework. Dad I just want to relax. DAD.
me: *Dog walks in the room* WHO'S A GOOD GIRL? WHO'S MY GOOD GIRL? WHO'S MY BEAUTIFUL DOGGY WOGGY? IS IT YOU? YES IT IS! ARE YOU A GOOD GIRL? YES YOU ARE YES YOU ARE!
Family:
Me:
Family:
Me:
Dog: *walks away*
Me: LET ME LOVE YOU

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
February 25, 2012 3:01am UTC

the next time you're in an empty room,
say, "I know you're listening. The game's up."
>>>> either you just talked to yourself,
or you just freaked out a secret organization.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 27, 2012 11:14am UTC

Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
If you sext, do you get a phoner?

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neversaynever16
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 6:34pm UTC

Girl 1: Mom why is my name Lily?
Mom: Because when you were born a lily fell on your head.
Girl 2: Mom why is my name Rose?
Mom: Because when you were born a rose fell on your head
Girl 3: Me like potato.
Mom: Shut the heck up Brick!
format by neversaynever16follow for a follow :)

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babyimaddicteddd
posted a quote
February 14, 2012 6:56pm UTC

Damaged people,
are the most
dangerous
because they know they can survive.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 13, 2012 3:44pm UTC

National Suicide Hotline: 800-SUICIDE
National Runaway Switchboard: 800-621-4000
National Center for Missing and Exploited Children: 800-843-5678
National Sexual Assault Hotline: 800-656-HOPE
Planned Parenthood of America: 800-230-PLAN
Self-Abuse Finally Ends (SAFE): 800-DONT-CUT [800-366-8288]
STD Hotline: 800-342-2437
Al-Anon & AlaTeen: 888-4AL-ANON & 888-425-2666
Sexuality Youth Helpline: 800-246-PRIDE
National Domestic Violence Hotline: 866-331-9474
National Child Abuse Hotline: 800-422-4453
Anti-Hate Hotline: 800-649-0404
Teen Health Questions: 888-711-TEEN
National Eating Disorders Hotline: 847-831-3438
Additional information and numbers:
http://www.pamf.org/teen/hotlines.html
there is always, always, another solution.

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countrygirl123
posted a quote
February 2, 2012 10:39am UTC

a relationship without trust
is like having a phone with no service.
and what do you do with a phone with no service?
you play games.
nmq

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