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  1. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2012 10:00pm UTC
    Andrew Biersack:
    Fell of a 15 foot wall, shattered 3 ribs, got up, and continued to play during his concert.
    Frank Lero:
    Played an entire show hooked up to an oxygen tank.
    Alex Gasgarth:
    Hit his head hard over an overhanging speaker, fell of the stage, split his forehead open, and got a concussion. Then got up and finished the show.
    Justin Bieber:
    Hurt his toe on stage and stopped the entire show.

  2. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 4:25pm UTC
    Every book
    you've ever read
    is just a different combination
    of 26 letters.
    Weird, isn't it?

  3. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 11:48pm UTC
    Reasons I don't like Justin Bieber
    1) He said that r.ape happens for a reason
    2) At Anne Frank's house, he wrote in the guestbook that he hoped "she would have been a Belieber"
    3) When asked to try being vegan, he spit out the vegan steak that was specially ordered for him
    4) He makes his fans pay tons of money to see him live, even though he could afford having the tickets be $50 instead of $100 dollars for mezzanine seats
    5) Once, he went to a childrens hospital in England and made them clear the area so he wouldn't have to wait near the sick children. He spent about 5 minutes with the children while the cameras were around and then left as soon as they wre gone.
    6) He peed in a restaurant kitchen
    7) Once, he faked a really bad asthma attack and the paramedics were called. He then proceeded to laugh is a.ss off when they came through the door. His people talked the paramedics into not saying anything because, apparently, you can go to jail for that.
    8) He wanted to go to a mall, once, and when the car came he sent it back because he didn't like the color. He then spent only 5 minutes at the mall before leaving and saying it was the sh ittiest mall he'd ever been to.
    9) He didn't show up to one of his concerts until half way through the scheduled time
    10) He's quoted to having screamed, "F.uck Bill Clinton" to cameras
    11) He attacked a paparazzi, who is suing.
    12) When he went to Vermont, he was kicked out of every business he went to (IHOP, Hannaford, Walmart, etc.)
    13) At a movie theater, he threw a huge temper tantrum when he was told that he couldn't bring his Subway sandwich into the movie, since it was against the rules. He made a mess in the theater and was carried out by one of his bodyguard, kicking and screaming.
    14) Once, he randomly showed up to Disney unannounced and demanded that the entire Yachtsman Steakhouse be cleared- reservations cancelled and all- so that he could eat there. The staff had to call every single one of the guests to tell them that their reservations they had been planning for months were cancelled and wasn’t allowed to give them an explanation. Disney also decided that it wasn’t fair to their guests and gave them free dinner at another restaurant, which obviously lost them a lot of money and business for that night.
    15) He spit on his fans
    I don't dislike him because of his voice or his music. I dislike him because he is a terrible human being.

  4. blankwolf* blankwolf*
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 10:21pm UTC
    How to tell who has been stalking your Facebook profile.
    1. Go to Facebook.com
    2. Right click anywhere on the page.
    3. Click "View page source"
    4. Press CTRL + F and type "orderedfriends"
    5. Copy the first series of numbers in quotation marks below it.
    6. Open another tab, go to Facebook.com/(paste the number here)
    7. The first number is the person that's been on your profile the most,
    the second the second most, and so on.
    YOU'RE WELCOME.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. sksx9 sksx9
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    March 15, 2009 4:48pm UTC

  7. vieragurl vieragurl
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 1:19am UTC
    She wants to be YOUR girl,
    not one of your girls.

    nmq

  8. vieragurl vieragurl
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 7:53pm UTC
    Guess what?
    I don't care if Obama won!
    You know why?! Cause I
    Can't vote and I honestly
    Don't give a sh//t.
    Okay? Okay.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 5:56pm UTC
    *When you go to Heaven*
    Jesus: Nah Brah
    Jesus: You kept scrolling
    You: ...

  11. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 3:35pm UTC
    "And essay should be like a womans skirt, long enough to cover the subject,
    but short enough to keep interest." - My Social Studies teacher

  12. TheJealousOne TheJealousOne
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2013 1:39pm UTC
    Things you can say to your dog
    but not your girlfriend
    'Come...'
    'I'm going to give you a bath, then a nice bone'
    'grab the ball, grab the ball, grab the ball'
    'get off the mailman! Get off the mailman!'


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. Fαy Στylες* Fαy Στylες*
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 2:15pm UTC
    My teacher pairs me up
    with
    the hottest guy in class.
    What I say : Sh/t ... Not again!
    WHat I mean : YEEES! Thank you God for this blessing! I won't let you down . And you hottie ... Come to mee

  15. Alexwise Alexwise
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 8:00pm UTC
    I wish I could crowd surf to places.

  16. cheetah678 cheetah678
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 3:42pm UTC
    Lettuce
    T U R N I P
    THE
    B E E T
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s / nmq

  17. OhHoePlease OhHoePlease
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 6:59pm UTC
    If you see this, you're beautiful. <3 format by: OhHoePlease
    *snap*snap*snap*snap*
    *snap*
    *snap*
    *snap*
    *snap*snap*snap*snap*


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  20. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 7:50pm UTC
    *When I'm on Omegle*
    Stranger: 19, male, England, looking for older women.
    Me: Harry, get off Omegle.

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