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JustAnotherWittyGuy
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 4:33pm UTC

I think that...
Voldemort's parents took the 'got your nose' game a little too seriously..

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yourcool
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June 5, 2012 9:49pm UTC

Whenever I'm eating food,
I always start with what I like least.

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walkingtravesty
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June 4, 2012 10:10pm UTC

Ghost hunters: Can you communicate with us?
*Door creaks*
Ghost hunters: Oh so your name is William?
nmq

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Nina_luv13
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June 4, 2012 8:28pm UTC

There are three types of people in
the in world,
Those who are good at math
and those who aren't.

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ILoveStarWars
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June 4, 2012 7:00pm UTC

Last day of school:
Normal people: I'm gonna miss you so much! *Crying*
Me: I hated you all.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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SayingWhatMeFeel
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May 29, 2012 5:12am UTC

It seems like...
I'm the only teenager that enjoys reading.
I LOVE it when you find the right book series and you read for hours and hours at a time. And you fall so in love with the characters you feel like you know them in real life.
PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE!
Tell me i'm not the only one who loves reading.
:]
Comment your favorite book/series below. Just curious :]
the only

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DiNoLoVe
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May 21, 2012 5:38pm UTC

Me:Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Friend: I don't know, why?
Me: She had no arms.
Friend: okay...
Me: Knock knock!
Friend: Who's there?
Me: Not Sarah
nmq/didntmeantooffendanyone
nnmq

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Beautifulheartmindbody
posted a quote
May 18, 2012 3:33pm UTC

I really want to grab
a little kid by the
shoulders, and
shout
"I'M YOU! FROM
THE FUTURE!"
in their face

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rainbowtoaster2
posted a quote
May 2, 2012 3:17pm UTC

If two people are happy together,
SHUT UP AND LET THEM BE.

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_inspirationalquotes_
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March 26, 2012 9:10am UTC

So, the other day... I was sitting in a bench in the park. A little boy, about 4 or 5, came over and sat down next to me.He asked me why I looked so sad, and I told him my boyfriend had just broken up with me. He got down, and walked away.A minute later, he came back with a bunch of flowers he picked.He told me he would be my boyfriend.♥This Gives me Hope♥

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runner98
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March 25, 2012 8:20pm UTC

Peeta: When I walk out of the shop
Katniss: Not again-
Peeta: This is what I see
Katniss: Peeta stop
Peeta: Katniss Everdeen is a-lookin at me
Peeta: I GOT A LOAF IN MY HANDS
Peeta: AND I AIN'T AFRAID TO THROW IT, THROW IT, THROW IT
Katniss: You done?
Peeta: I'M PEETA AND I KNOW IT
nmq-tumblr

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babisky2000
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March 9, 2012 4:14pm UTC

Edward: "I could kill you in a seconds! So watch out!"
Jacob: "What are you gonna do? sparkle me to death!?"

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audreyann
posted a quote
March 9, 2012 4:26pm UTC

* Light flickers on and off *
Normal People: Something is wrong
with that light!
Me: IT'S THE HASH SLINGING
SLASHER
nmq

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 25, 2012 4:24pm UTC

I want a six month vacation
twice a year.

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eve123
posted a quote
February 8, 2012 3:25pm UTC

Zoey May
Im so sick of boys being such dicks!
Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
Toby Jackson
In 7th grade, I beggen Mr.Williams to let me be your lab partner. I suggested you came round 5 times to do our project, you said no each time. I did the project alone, all of it. In 8th grade, I sent you 3 valentines cards, candy and a rose. You gave the rose to somebody else and threw the cards away. In 9th grade, at the school social, I asked to dance with you. You said "Yes, give me 5 minutes, I need to go to the bathroom." You never came back, and I was left waiting for you. In 10th grade, I bought us two tickets to go and see your favourite band. You said thanks, then took the tickets and gave one to your friend. Now, in 11th grade, I'm confessing this, where everyone can see, to show that actually, girls can be dicks too.
26 minutes ago · Like
True stuff

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ILoveSummer0731
posted a quote
February 7, 2012 9:09pm UTC

I wonder.....
If Josh
finally got to
meet Oprah
Winfrey<3
Format by Sandrasaurus

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
February 7, 2012 10:36pm UTC

I'm thirteen years old & I am a kissing virgin.
i honestly do not think there's anything wrong with that.

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SiNgForEvEr797
posted a quote
February 7, 2012 9:19pm UTC

OMG somebody told me you sound like an owl! 0.o
Who? -____-
LMFAO ;)
Fav. if you get it ;D
♥

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