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prplesockerninja22
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February 22, 2012 11:19am UTC

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A girl and a cookie:
Girl finds cookie.
Girl tells herself eating cookie is a bad idea.
Girl eats cookie anyway.
Girl regrets eating cookie.
Girl deals with guilt by eating more cookies.
nmf
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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 21, 2012 4:02pm UTC

I wish Pokemon battle music
played whenever I run into someone I don't like.
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mareadia914
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February 21, 2012 12:34pm UTC

mom: you're all dressed up! where are you going?
daughter: the bathroom. I need a new profile picture

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BravoSierra
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February 21, 2012 3:20pm UTC

Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
I hate it when I say something funny
But then someone says it louder and gets all the credit.

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BravoSierra
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February 21, 2012 1:04pm UTC

Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
Did you know?
'Bathtub' spelled backwards is still 'bathtub'. It's not, but for a second there, you believed me.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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freya_lirdd
posted a quote
November 13, 2011 11:26am UTC

Getting in the shower&the water being so hot,
it feels freezing.

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freya_lirdd
posted a quote
November 13, 2011 12:03pm UTC

I'm Not
A Nerd
I'm just smarter than you:)

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freya_lirdd
posted a quote
November 13, 2011 12:33pm UTC

If I marry someone with the last name summers
Our daughters name will be;
Ann;)

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freya_lirdd
posted a quote
November 19, 2011 3:30pm UTC

Sometimes I look at myself and think 'I need help'
But then i look over to my bestfriend and think' im alrite'

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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freya_lirdd
posted a quote
November 19, 2011 5:25pm UTC

Watch out for prince charming,
He's a bit of a player.

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xbluexeyesx
posted a quote
February 21, 2012 12:46am UTC

one minutes of kissing burns 26 calories.
no wonder i'm so fat.

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yourcool
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February 20, 2012 3:54pm UTC

I don't know how people get eaten by sharks...
I mean how do you not hear the music?

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 20, 2012 10:37am UTC

Did you know?
telling a convincing lie to someone
is harder when you find them attractive?
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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 20, 2012 10:50am UTC

Did you know?
For most people, no matter how hard they
pinch the skin on their elbow, it will not hurt?
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BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 20, 2012 12:59pm UTC

Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
Dear Microsoft Word,
I'm pretty sure I spelled my name right.

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BravoSierra
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February 20, 2012 12:46pm UTC

Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
Sitting in a movie theater and saying
"We need to see this!" after every trailer.

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boobahdinky
posted a quote
February 20, 2012 11:19am UTC

1.Say "Eye"
2.Spell the word "map"
3.Say "ness"
Fave if you get it ;)

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 20, 2012 10:41am UTC

Did you know?
The human brain cannot creat faces.
So if you see someone you don't know in a dream,
you have seen their face before.
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