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  1. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    Sorry I'm not skinny enough.
    Sorry I'm not funny enough.
    Sorry I'm not tall enough.
    Sorry I don't plaster makeup on my face.
    Sorry I don't like tight dresses or short shorts.
    Sorry I like weird things.
    Sorry, but I'm not here to impress you.
    ©I_Dont_Know

  2. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 10:30am UTC
    RIP Avalanna, heaven just
    gained another beautiful angel
    she will always be mrs. bieber

    (format credit to OneDirection)

  3. TheMascaraSeries TheMascaraSeries
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 4:17pm UTC
    She's sitting in her room,
    and in her bed she lies.
    With the music turned up loud,
    to drown out all her cries.
    She keeps reading through the texts,
    that she knows 'sorry' just won't fix.
    And she's dreaming of a place,
    where happy endings still exsist.
    She keeps going through the photo's,
    and all of the memories fade to black.
    And the thought keeps running through her mind,
    "He'll never take me back."
    He's sitting in his bedroom,
    lying on his bed.
    Reading through the messages,
    regretting everything he said.
    The x-box is on the floor,
    along with every game.
    And he used to play with her,
    but now it's not the same.
    His music's turned up loud,
    to drown out all his cries.
    And he knows it will never be enough,
    to just apologize.
    While he starts to think about it more,
    he knows he lost his own bestfriend.
    And that's when he whispers through his tears,
    "She'll never love me again."
    MYQUOTE.

  4. TayaLovesEmilee TayaLovesEmilee
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 1:08pm UTC
    Girl: I'm ugly!
    Boy: I'm pregnant.
    Girl: What?!
    Boy: I thought we were stating things that were impossible. ♥


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  6. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 4:03pm UTC
    Pick her up
    and pretend you're going to throw her in the pool.
    She'll scream and fight you,
    but secretly, she'll love it.
    Hold her hand while you talk.
    Hold her hand when you drive.
    Just hold her hand.
    Tell her she looks pretty.
    Look her in the eyes when you talk to her.
    Protect her.
    Tell her stupid jokes.
    Tickle her, even when she says stop.
    When she starts swearing at you, tell her you love her.
    Let her fall asleep in your arms.
    Get her mad, then kiss her.
    Tease her and let her tease you back.
    Kiss her on the cheek.
    Kiss her on the forehead.
    Just kiss her.
    Let her wear your clothes.
    Go slow.
    Don't push anything.
    When you fall in love with her, tell her.

  7. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 3:40pm UTC
    Boys say they like natural girls
    But honestly,
    if there’s two girls walking down the street,
    one with nice smokey eyes
    and a classy red lipstick
    and another with shoved up hair and no makeup;
    you’re going to be looking at the one
    who made an effort ..
    and if boys do prefer natural girls,
    why is it always the girls who wear the most makeup
    who actually get the boyfriends?

  8. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2012 6:43pm UTC
    1, 2, 3, SMILE!
    ...hold it...
    don't move....
    okay, perfect.
    now keep smiling because you look absolutely gorgeous ♥

  9. Xx_Fa7aB_xX Xx_Fa7aB_xX
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 12:23pm UTC
    Him: who do you like?
    Her: No one.
    nmf, followme(:
    Him: OH, Who do you like?
    Her: No one.
    nmf, followme(:
    Him: Who do you like?
    Her: How many times are you going to ask that?
    Him: As many times as it takes for you to say my name.


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  13. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2012 2:30pm UTC
    Katy Perry's on replay, she's on replay.
    Katy broke our VMA, our VMA.
    But we got more anyway, yeah anyway.

  14. Ktsartas Ktsartas
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 10:05pm UTC
    Chris Brown - Don't wake me up
    Nicki Minaj - Pound the alarm
    Katy Perry - I'm wide awake
    Drake - Up all night
    Wiz Khalifa - No sleep

  15. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 10:22am UTC
    Can we fall
    One more time
    █ Stop the tape
    ◄ ◄ And rewind
    Format By Yayrey

  16. Alex;* Alex;*
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 9:07pm UTC
    White lips . Pale face . Breathing in snowflakes . Burnt lungs . Sour taste . Lights gone . Days end .

  17. hockeygirl00033 hockeygirl00033
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2012 8:00pm UTC
    Y.
    L
    It's too cold outside for angels to F

  18. PurplePinkDreams PurplePinkDreams
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 2:56pm UTC
    Justin Bieber and One Direction:
    Justin: Aye wanna come over to my house after the VMAs are over?
    Zayn: Sure man.
    Niall: OMG ASDFGHJKLKTRLKFGH
    Liam: Uh, I can't. I have a date with my girlfriend.
    Louis: Yeah me too sorry bro.
    Harry: I wanna come.
    Justin: Oh you can't.
    Harry: Why not?
    Justin: Your hair is the problem.
    Harry: What the–
    Justin: You see, Niall, Zayn and I have straight hair. You don't. That will ruin the symmetry.
    Harry: Dude are you serious?! Like, what the hell?
    Justin: Yes I'm serious. Next time you want to hang out with us, you'd better straighten your hair.
    Harry: It's because I asked your mom out, isn't it?

  19. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 2:27pm UTC
    Plot twist: Steve has One Direction posters all over his room.

  20. gloriaLOVE gloriaLOVE
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 4:16pm UTC
    *In the store*
    Strange Old Lady: Wanna hear a joke?
    Me: Sure!
    Strange Old Lady: What did the egg say to the boiling water?
    Me: I don't know, what?
    Strange Old Lady: It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by some chick!
    Me:
    Strange Old Lady:
    Me:
    Strange Old Lady:
    Me: Hahahahaha. That's great. *forces smile*
    ... True Story.

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