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venzke5

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Member Since: 9 Nov 2009 12:34pm

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  1. venzke5 venzke5
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 1:29pm UTC
    Junior Prom Today!!!!!!
    and i'm proud to say I'm going with my best girlfriends!!!!
    who needs boys!!!
    Love Yas!!! :D

  2. venzke5 venzke5
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2012 12:05pm UTC
    Girl:
    I love you.
    - Boy:
    Yeah I know everyone does!
    ... ... ... ... ...
    -Girl:
    Really?
    - Boy:
    Yeah...everyone of my friends that are girls tell me that everyday.
    - Girl:
    Oh...but am I only your friend?
    - Boy:
    No...you're my girlfriend...why?
    - Girl:
    So when I say I love you I really do mean it.
    - Boy:
    Yeah I know you do mean it...its just that you dont need to tell me that you love
    me
    anymore cuz I know you love me since the day we been together and i love you more
    each and everyday.
    - Girl:
    ......
    - Boy:
    So wanna go somewhere tonight for our 7th anniversary?
    - Girl:
    Yeah...where?
    - Boy:
    I dont know...maybe movie then dinner?
    -Girl:
    Ok.
    - Boy:
    Ill pick you up after I get off and get ready ok?
    - Girl:
    Ok. What time do you get off?
    - Boy:
    In 2 hours and then I gotta go home and yeah get ready which takes about 15-20
    mintues...
    -Girl:
    hey...I thought you didnt have work today...
    - Boy:
    One of my co-workers called in sick.
    - Girl:
    Oh okay! So ill see you around 7:30 then?
    - Boy:
    Yeah! and babe?
    - Girl:
    Yeah?
    - Boy:
    I love you.
    - Girl:
    I love you too!
    - Boy:
    Ok my manager is like looking at me so yeah.... i gotta go.
    - Girl:
    Ok bye.
    - Boy:
    Bye.
    ****************************
    2 hours later...
    The guy drives to his girlfriends house and walks up to the door and rings bell.
    - Girl:
    Hey! (gives a kiss to her boyfriend)
    - Boy:
    Wassup...you ready?
    - Girl:
    Um...wait...let me get my bag and we can go ok?
    - Boy:
    Ok.
    They both watched a movie and ate dinner...once they were done eating they head
    back
    to the car but before she got into the car...
    - Boy:
    Wait! Can I blind fold you?
    - Girl:
    Why??!
    - Boy:
    Its a suprise.
    - Girl:
    What kind of suprise?
    - Boy:
    A big one.
    - Girl:
    Okay but only if you promise me that you will hold my hand while we're driving.
    - Boy:
    I promise.
    - Girl:
    Ok blind fold me...
    So they drove off...........and then they stoped.
    - Boy:
    Ok we're here!
    -Girl:
    Where?
    - Boy:
    Wait let me walk you to the place!
    - Girl:
    What place?
    - Boy:
    Somewhere! (and gives a kiss to her on the lips)
    - Girl:
    Baby!...
    The boy walks her to the place.
    - Boy:
    Ok...let me take the blind fold off.
    - Girl:
    Where are we?
    He takes it off her and she opens her eyes and sees the view of the city and at
    that
    same spot...that's where he first asked her to be his girlfriend....
    - Girl:
    Omg...(tears come down)
    - Boy:
    Why are you crying?
    - Girl:
    This is where you first asked me out...
    - Boy:
    What are you doing the rest of your life? (he asked on his knees and after he says
    that...behind him...in the air it says "Will you marry me?" in fireworks)
    - Girl:
    (tears come down faster)
    - Boy:
    I wasnt at work when you called me...I was planning this whole thing!
    - Girl:
    Get up!
    - Boy:
    Yeah?
    - Girl:
    (kisses him)
    - Boy:
    Is that a yes or a no?
    - Girl:
    Yes.
    If you don't repost this you will have the loneliest life!
    BUT!
    If you do repost this, you will have a relationship that will last as long as you
    want it to!
    You have 3 mintues to repost this

  3. venzke5 venzke5
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 10:00pm UTC
    You might not mean alot to the world but you might mean the world to someone
    <3

  4. venzke5 venzke5
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 11:22am UTC
    S U I C I D E.. ...Should not exist. But what is a quote going to do? It's going to do a lot. I want a petition to go around of Witty and I want you to repost this quote with your name signed. After I get all of these names, I am going to make a YouTube video of all the Witty Profile names that took out a few minutes to read and repost this quote. Let's show these people how much we care and someday we can put an end to this! stay strong!
    signatures:
    LilzaxX,daddygirl99,notyouraverageb*tch,Smileyz316,xpeacexbluex,SexiPurpleZebra
    conklineli5280,kaerottina,Eatmypants,quotinglikeaboss,xoStayBeautifulxo,Meganbbz
    AnaisHeartsYou,Marie1388, ImNotAlone,GirlMeetsBoyx33,mariah_love1369
    niki12354,ohxheyxitsxLydia :) ♥♥,hannahrivera55 ,yourmysunshine,SmileyFacesAreAmazing (:
    tiffanydewes,love_him_always,musicgirl109,lilgirlsarah ♥,emilyjonesxox,kazzykinsxo,Kellasauras
    JadeyRawrRawr,ColleenElizabethh (:,lovehimmorethanwords,dyliedoodle,zeldaGirl97
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    masher33.♥,icanthavehim,mylyfe2121,cupcakexoxo9,natstone,teenteen,crazii,amyy,diilyndaaisy
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    colormyworld401,Fishes926,sydneyxbrooke ♥,Libbi_Rox,Darcyy,dancergrl13
    ToshaMarie_22
    confession_forever
    chharish
    tessy_13
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    iloveyou10101
    ImmaBeWitty <33
    trinityy_xoxox (:
    livelovelaughforever ♥
    Madisonnnnn6425
    SoHelpMeMichael
    LoveIsALosingGame
    RebelMuse
    InvisibleMe
    KaylaJolynn
    disneylover101
    StarMoonSun87
    meganak ♥
    Biancax3
    icarly26
    winterbreeze221
    SugarPlum96 ♥
    forever611 ♥
    youdontknowme97 <3
    JackieMcCarthy
    venzke5

  5. venzke5 venzke5
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 3:18pm UTC
    Hey I was wondering if somebody could tell me how to make your wall on here wel,l pretty. I've had an account on here for a couple years and I just want to know how to do my own.
    Thanks :)

  6. venzke5 venzke5
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 1:00pm UTC
    Cop pulls over a swevring car
    Cop "have you been drinking Sir"
    Man "No Officer I'm practicing"

  7. venzke5 venzke5
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2012 10:02pm UTC
    Curves
    I would like to know, when did a size 0 become better than a size 12.
    I would like to know, when being anorexic became healthy
    I would like to know, when curves meant you were fat
    I would like to know, when having meat on your bones was fat
    I would like to know, when eating was bad
    I would like to know, when bones poking out of your body was beautiful
    I would like to know, when being curvy made you less accetable in the model world
    I would like to know, when did curves become a bad thing
    I do know that I am a size 12
    I do know that I am beautiful
    I do know what its like to feel not acceptable
    I do know what its like to be made fun of for my curves
    I do know that i like food
    I do know that I am not better than a size 0 we are equal
    I do know that curves are beautiful
    I hope i didn't offend anyone
    this isn't about me thinking curves are better than skinny
    its that people think skinny is beautiful
    so why can't people understand curves are beautiful too.
    I want to people to relize that all shapes are beautiful.
    Please FAVE if you agree :)
    fdeajeousduseuf

  8. venzke5 venzke5
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 11:37pm UTC
    Love
    is like a four leaf clover
    it hard to find
    but
    once you find it you keep it
    Forever

  9. venzke5 venzke5
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2010 7:17pm UTC
    this morning i was trying to remember what i was forgetting it turns out i didn't have on my shoes
    later in the morning i tripped over a rug
    then i walked over this thing and it moved so it scared me!!!
    afternoon i walked in to the wrong door trying to exit
    it was a wonderful day <3

  10. venzke5 venzke5
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2010 4:44pm UTC
    Isn't it weird how we wish on
    birthday candles
    shooting stars
    11:11
    airplanes
    dandy lions
    there just objects
    but who cares it never
    hurts to have a little extra help ;)

  11. venzke5 venzke5
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2010 6:28pm UTC
    Dear Best Friend (Emily)
    You've been my best friend since 1st grade, can you believe that! its like holy shitocy mushrooms but anyways we've been through so much together through ups and downs and turn arounds...you've always been there for me. and i've always been there for you. everything from our moments of crying to our moment of laughter i personally love the funny ones tee-hee. well i just wanna say thanks for being my best friend.
    your bff, teehee
    mariah

  12. venzke5 venzke5
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2010 12:24pm UTC
    Girls Will Die For
    Respect
    Highlight

  13. venzke5 venzke5
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2010 11:55am UTC
    School prepares you for the really world which also sucks
    :)

  14. venzke5 venzke5
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2010 12:06pm UTC
    BREAK UP
    guy: when i walk out this door you'll never see me again
    girl: yeah well...
    its a glass door

  15. venzke5 venzke5
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2010 12:15pm UTC
    Has anyone ever layed their head on
    their pillow pretending that
    the pillow was that guys chest and your listening to his
    heart:)
    sorry its not super colorful
    don't judge it by its colors

  16. venzke5 venzke5
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2010 12:33pm UTC
    isn't it wierd in elementry we ran away form the boys so they couldn't catch us
    and now in hightschool all we want is for though certain boys who chased us in elementry to actually catch us now
    all mine don't take please

  17. venzke5 venzke5
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2010 12:15pm UTC
    On valentines day
    the smartest, kindest, funniest, strongest man
    got me roses
    and that man happens to be my
    daddy

  18. venzke5 venzke5
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2009 12:30pm UTC
    I have never in my life seen such a blonde in bath and body works…it all started when my cousin and I. Ohh and by the way my cousin and I are brunettes. Well any who we went into bath and body works all happy and ready to use our super cool coupons! The coupons were to buy an item for $10 and get anther item free. Well I picked out my stuff a gel that smelt like margaritas and bubble bath and cousin picked out twilight woods lotion and gel. We went to check out and the nice clerk lady said if you want just go pick out another item and get 3 free. Well I said no thank you and my cousin being the blonde she was said Yes! Well she wanted to be cheap and get the sample bottles…we were starting to make a scene cause were giggling and laughing at the top of our lungs while trying to smell the lotions/gel/hand stuff and whatever else. Well we went to recheck out so the wonderful clerk lady said these smaller bottles aren’t included in the sale. I started laughing my cous just turned red and we went back to pick out the “normal size” I mean was it to hard for the lady clerk to just come over and say “excuse me ladies but these aren’t included in the sale.” Nooooo she had to make us look even stupider than what were opening and smelling the sample sizes….in the end my cous got the soaps and we left the stores laughing even with everyone staring…

  19. venzke5 venzke5
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2009 12:28pm UTC
    ok last weekend i was with a bunch of my friends and cousins shopping when we were walking in the mall and like no one was there at ALL of course this is like 10 in the morning and the mall techanicley doesn't open till 11 anyways...we were just walking around when we passed the place were kids go and get pictures taking with Santa...and guess wat no santa no gards no anybody!!!! except for a dude making slushies anywho we decide to sneak under the the black strips (boundries) and get a picture of all 6 of us sitting on santa's chair!!! we ran and crawled as fast and we could laughing all the way! we laughed we possed for about 20 sec then we just noticed a securtiy gard he hadn't seen us yet and boy did we booker out of there like bats outa hell!! we ran to the other side of santa's outside the boudnries and started taking pictures by a tree!! then one of my friends poked and pointed to the securtiy guard he was almost on hi KNEES MAKING SURE WE WEREN'T IN SANTA'S BOUNDRIES THING!!! We were laughing so hard i thinks everyones cheeks and guts were hurting and people were starting to stare hehehehe!!! we plan on doing that again next year...since we didn't get caught....but we figured the guy making slushies was the person who called security guard but that just made it twice as funny cause we didn't get caught!!!!! hehe teehee hahahaha...
    true story

  20. venzke5 venzke5
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2009 12:05pm UTC
    i hate it when someone calls at 4 in morning and the person says Did i just wake you up? NO I JUST ANSWER THE PHONE IN MY SLEEP!

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