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1. velociraptors_are_awesome
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   August 15, 2013 9:39am UTC
   Sick of crying, given up trying. Smile on the
   outside but inside I'm dying.
   
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2. velociraptors_are_awesome
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   April 5, 2013 2:39am UTC
   God creates dinosaurs, God kills dinosaurs. God creates Man, Man kills God. Man brings back dinosaurs, Dinosaurs kill man. Woman inherits the Earth.
   ~ Jurassic Park ~
   
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3. velociraptors_are_awesome
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   April 5, 2013 2:30am UTC
   "A good friend will come bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying...'Damn, that was fun!'"
   
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4. velociraptors_are_awesome
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   March 27, 2013 2:43am UTC
   A few days/weeks ago at school...
   Friend: "Why do you have numbers written on your hand?"
   Me: "It was for my homework.."
   Friend: "Oh, that must have been.....handy!"
   *We both laugh*
   Both: "That was the worst joke ever told..."
   
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5. velociraptors_are_awesome
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   March 25, 2013 5:42pm UTC
   *random person; "Sup?"
   *me; "your weight"
   
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6. velociraptors_are_awesome
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   March 25, 2013 2:31am UTC
   My friends think I'm childish
   that's the last time we build forts together!
   
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7. velociraptors_are_awesome
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   March 25, 2013 2:29am UTC
   “It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.” - Albus Dumbledore
   
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8. velociraptors_are_awesome
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   March 24, 2013 4:17am UTC
   Cool story bro, needs more hippogriffs.
   
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9. velociraptors_are_awesome
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   March 24, 2013 3:55am UTC
   The awkward moment when a guy at
   the pool has bigger boobs than you...
   
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10. velociraptors_are_awesome
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    March 24, 2013 3:48am UTC
    Friends are like boobs, some are small, some are big. Some are real and some are fake.
    
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11. velociraptors_are_awesome
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    March 24, 2013 3:40am UTC
    When the Zombie Apocalypse starts I'm shooting all the people at my school.
    
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