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vanilla_shortcake

Status: i will wait for you :D

Member Since: 2 Feb 2013 05:24pm

Last Seen: 1 Jan 2014 07:17am

Birthday: March 17

Location: united kingdom

Gender: F

user id: 348834

330 Quotes
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170 Followers
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  1. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2013 2:25pm UTC
    Pardon me,
    sir gangster? Your trousers are descending.

  2. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2013 2:21pm UTC
    ♥ Palm trees, OCEAN BREEZE
    SALTY AIR, SUN-KISSED HAIR
    THAT ENDLESS SUMMER
    TAKE ME THERE...

  3. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2013 2:16pm UTC
    BOOM
    SHAKA
    LAKA

  4. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2013 11:01am UTC
    You can't hum
    while holding your nose closed

  5. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 4:38pm UTC
    Please give me:
    Miley Cyrus old hair
    Ariana Grande's voice
    Candice's body
    Megan fox's sexiness
    Lauren Conrad’s style

  6. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 8:11am UTC
    I’M DOING A FOLLOW SPREE
    COMMENT BELOW FOR A FOLLOW
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  7. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 8:07am UTC
    They say you become who you hang out with;
    well i only seem to hang out with the internet
    so i must be turning into it.

  8. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 10:31am UTC
    Its funny people think I’m quiet because I’m just listening to everyone’s conversations and figuring out your weaknesses so I’ll use them against you to get further in life.
    Because I hate everyone.

  9. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2013 8:48am UTC
    And she
    Will be
    Loved.

  10. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2013 8:46am UTC
    Untouchable
    Like a distant
    Diamond sky

  11. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2013 8:42am UTC
    If I’m
    Louder
    Would you see me?

  12. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2013 8:37am UTC
    Light a fire, without a spark,
    Light a fire, a flame in my heart.

  13. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2013 8:35am UTC
    I’m falling apart,
    I’m barely breathing,
    With a broken ♡

  14. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2013 7:18am UTC
    Dear future,
    I’m scared you’ll turn out the same way my past did.
    Sincerely present

  15. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2013 4:07pm UTC
    AND WE DANCED ALL NIGHT TO
    THE BEST SONG EVER
    WE KNEW EVERY LINE NOW I CAN'T
    REMEMBER
    HOW IT GOES BUT I KNOW THAT I WON'T
    FORGET HER

  16. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2013 11:11am UTC
    It's like you're screaming, and no one can hear
    You almost feel ashamed
    That someone could be that important
    That without them, you feel like nothing
    No one will ever understand how much it hurts
    You feel hopeless; like nothing can save you
    And when it's over, and it's gone
    You almost wish that you could have all that bad stuff back
    So that you could have the good

  17. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 4:11pm UTC
    What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.
    Except for mountain lions.
    Mountain lions will kill you.

  18. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 4:06pm UTC
    My graduation speech:
    I would like to thank
    Wikipedia and copy/paste
    I’m out b/tches.

  19. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 4:04pm UTC
    Police officer: how high are you?
    You: no officer its, hi how are you?.

  20. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 4:00pm UTC
    Strength
    A river cuts through a rock, not because
    of its power but it’s persistence.

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