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1. vanessaloveskarlyxo
   posted a quote
   October 30, 2011 4:19pm UTC
   You are in a relationship with Your Jar Of Nutella
   ♥ about a minute ago · Like · Comment · See Friendship
   nmq/nmf
   
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2. vanessaloveskarlyxo
   posted a quote
   July 17, 2011 2:26pm UTC
   The Moment of Disappointment
   when you don't get the color gumball you wanted from the gumball machine.
   ♥
   
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3. vanessaloveskarlyxo
   posted a quote
   July 16, 2011 2:20pm UTC
   The Awkward Moment
   when your watching a movie & you start smiling.. then you realize & suddenly pull a straight face.
   
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4. vanessaloveskarlyxo
   posted a quote
   July 5, 2011 12:58pm UTC
   The Awkward Moment
   when your mom is doing the dishes & you slowly...put your plate into the sink.
   
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5. vanessaloveskarlyxo
   posted a quote
   June 20, 2011 12:37pm UTC
   Dear Google images, that was NOT what i was looking for.
   Sincerely, scarred for life.
   
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6. vanessaloveskarlyxo
   posted a quote
   June 19, 2011 10:39am UTC
   Fave If;
   you call duct tape "duck tape"
   :)
   
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7. vanessaloveskarlyxo
   posted a quote
   June 10, 2011 8:02pm UTC
   I wish i had a brother the same age as me so he could invite his guy friends over.
   ;)
   
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8. vanessaloveskarlyxo
   posted a quote
   May 31, 2011 5:16pm UTC
   Wouldn't it be ironic
   if you died in the living room.
   ♥
   
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9. vanessaloveskarlyxo
   posted a quote
   May 30, 2011 8:10pm UTC
   "You are what you eat."
   that's strange, i haven't eaten any sexy beasts today.
   not my format :)
   
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10. vanessaloveskarlyxo
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2011 11:16pm UTC
    Same old story, that everybody knows
    one heart holding on, the other letting go.
    not mine.
    
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11. vanessaloveskarlyxo
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2011 4:57pm UTC
    I saw some footage of some
    polar bears drinking water;
    it's OBVIOUSLY fake..
    Everybody knows they only drink Coca-Cola.
    
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12. vanessaloveskarlyxo
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2011 10:15am UTC
    Look to the left, Now look to the right. I just virtually slapped you :)
    
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13. vanessaloveskarlyxo
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2011 11:42am UTC
    Hey Google, why don't you let me finish typing before guessing after one letter.
    
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14. vanessaloveskarlyxo
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2011 3:17pm UTC
    Isn't it sad how people talk
    crap about you; when all
    they know is your name?
    
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15. vanessaloveskarlyxo
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2011 9:31pm UTC
    Its hard to wait around for something you know might never happen; but its harder to give up when you know its everything you want.♥
    
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16. vanessaloveskarlyxo
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    April 25, 2011 9:06pm UTC
    Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out..
    
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17. vanessaloveskarlyxo
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    April 25, 2011 8:54pm UTC
    11:12; Maybe there's a reason you always miss it; Maybe he's not worth your wishes anymore ♥
    
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18. vanessaloveskarlyxo
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2011 8:25pm UTC
    iloveyou. There's no spaces between it because there's no room for anything between you and I except love..♥
    
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