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vanessabeansx3

1. vanessabeansx3
   posted a quote
   November 15, 2011 11:42pm UTC
   dear best friends,
   if i'm so 'pretty', why am i stil single?
   sincerely, me.
   
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2. vanessabeansx3
   posted a quote
   November 5, 2011 11:58pm UTC
   Did you know?
   backwords spelled
   backwords is
   sdrowkcab!
   OMG!
   
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3. vanessabeansx3
   posted a quote
   November 4, 2011 7:34pm UTC
   if you hated me so much
   Why didn't you tell me instead of breaking me again?
   
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4. vanessabeansx3
   posted a quote
   October 23, 2011 12:58pm UTC
   Nobody gets that
   I feel so alone most of the time. That loneliness is one of my main feelings.
   Nobody gets that because no one b o t h e r s t o a s k .
   
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5. vanessabeansx3
   posted a quote
   October 22, 2011 11:37pm UTC
   Mindblown Facts #1
   You cannot hum while holding your nose closed.
   
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6. vanessabeansx3
   posted a quote
   October 22, 2011 11:26pm UTC
   Stupid Questions #11
   Mother: Why can’t you be more like your brother?
   Me: Just lucky, I guess.
   
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7. vanessabeansx3
   posted a quote
   October 22, 2011 11:24pm UTC
   Stupid Questions #10
   Person: Am I supposed to pick a card?
   Magician: No, you’re supposed to pick your nose.
   
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8. vanessabeansx3
   posted a quote
   October 22, 2011 11:21pm UTC
   Stupid Questions #9
   Person: So you haven’t caught any fish yet, huh?
   Me: I’ve caught millions! They’re just playing tag in the water.
   
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9. vanessabeansx3
   posted a quote
   October 22, 2011 11:18pm UTC
   Stupid Questions #8
   Person: Is that yours?
   Me: Nahh, I just carry around stolen things all the time.
   
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10. vanessabeansx3
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 11:17pm UTC
    Stupid Questions #7
    Mother: You’re that wearing that are you?
    Me: Nope, I was planning to go naked.
    
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11. vanessabeansx3
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    October 22, 2011 11:14pm UTC
    Stupid Questions #6
    Mother: Isn’t my baby beautiful?
    Me: Nahh, he’s ugly.
    
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12. vanessabeansx3
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 11:13pm UTC
    Stupid Questions #5
    Waiter: Table for how many?
    Me: A hundred and twelve. We like to change seats every few minutes.
    
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13. vanessabeansx3
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    October 22, 2011 11:08pm UTC
    Stupid Questions #4
    Person: Did I do something wrong?
    Police Officer: No. Today we’re giving out tickets for doing things right.
    
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14. vanessabeansx3
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 7:55pm UTC
    Stupid Questions #3
    Person: Did you catch that fish?
    Me: No, I talked him into giving himself up.
    
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15. vanessabeansx3
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 7:48pm UTC
    It's sad♥
    When the people you know,
    become the people you knew.
    When you can walk right past
    someone, ♥ like they were never
    a big part of your life. ♥
    format credit to Marissa123
    
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16. vanessabeansx3
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    October 22, 2011 6:30pm UTC
    Stupid Questions #1
    Cashier: Will that be all?
    Me: Nahh, I just came up here with all my stuff for fun.
    
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17. vanessabeansx3
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 6:11pm UTC
    nice personality
    where did you get it?
    the dollar store?
    
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18. vanessabeansx3
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2011 11:22pm UTC
    DON'T MAKE SOMEONE A PRIORITY IN YOUR LIFE,
    if you're just an option in theirs. ♥
    
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19. vanessabeansx3
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2011 11:17pm UTC
    NOW THAT WE'RE OVER,
    I should have known better than to think this was real; and you could be mine.
    
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20. vanessabeansx3
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 9:42pm UTC
    *sharpening a pencil*
    *takes it out and looks at it.*
    you; Mehh..not sharp enough.
    *sharpens it ONE time*
    *it breaks off*
    your face; -_______________-
    always happens? only me?
    nmf//myquote
    
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