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*Vampire*

1. of_mice_and_lucifer*
   posted a quote
   November 6, 2013 9:04pm UTC
   *uses the blood of my enemies to moisturize*
   
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2. JustAnotherWittyGuy18
   posted a quote
   October 24, 2013 8:33pm UTC
   I've been thinking about coming back to witty...
   What do you guys think?
   
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3. Breeze
   posted a quote
   November 3, 2013 1:31am UTC
   we can change display names now! hallelujah!
   but i've always been happy with my username ha.
   
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4. 
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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
   This quote does not exist.
   
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5. Cammie
   posted a quote
   November 2, 2013 12:03pm UTC
   see that girl you called a bítch?
   she didn't hear it say it louder.
   
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6. TheCullen
   posted a quote
   November 1, 2013 10:34am UTC
   Trick or Treat
   
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7. Breeze
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   October 31, 2013 6:49pm UTC
   HappyHalloween!
   
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8. imsoboredlolwitty
   posted a quote
   October 31, 2013 8:57am UTC
   I'm sarcastic. So yes, fothernuckers, we know its Halloween for dam not. This is Ben franklin. I invented it I am the ghost. Yo. I know your language now. Ahahahahahahaha #mine
   
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9. sailagain_
   posted a quote
   October 31, 2013 7:33pm UTC
   You know you love someone
   when no matter how much they mess up
   you're always willing to
   forgive
   them
   .
   
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10. Serendipity *
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2013 2:36pm UTC
    Hakuna Ma'vodka
    It means no memories for the rest of your niiight!
    
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11. CantThink
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    October 30, 2013 8:46pm UTC
    I hate it whenever I make my friends mad. It always makes me feel like a lesser person.
    
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12. Secret42
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2013 9:57pm UTC
    Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes
    ~Jim Carrey
    Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
    Read more at http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html#W5pI5dIhl8cSJzZT.99
    Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
    Read more at http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html#W5pI5dIhl8cSJzZT.99
    Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
    Read more at http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html#W5pI5dIhl8cSJzZT.99
    Format Credit: LettingSecretsGo
    
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13. Hale_Storm18
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    October 28, 2013 7:32pm UTC
    american: british people are so weird
    british person: wot the fo.ok did ye say? i'll fo.ok you cu.nting yank shít. maths.
    
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14. Hale_Storm18
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    October 28, 2013 8:52pm UTC
    did it hurt when you fell from heaven bc it hurt when i did
    
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15. Hale_Storm18
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    October 28, 2013 8:54pm UTC
    the only dates i get are updates
    
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16. Hale_Storm18
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    October 28, 2013 8:57pm UTC
    my only two moods are annoyed and ugly
    
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17. Hale_Storm18
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    October 28, 2013 8:59pm UTC
    i need a hug right now but also five hundred dollars in cash
    
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18. Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 9:01pm UTC
    can bob the builder fix my grades?
    
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19. Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 9:06pm UTC
    they'll probably mispronounce my name at my funeral
    
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20. Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 9:09pm UTC
    on the bright side, i'm not addicted to cocaine yet
    
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