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January 31, 2011 8:21pm UTC

Almost had you, and I didn't even know it.♥

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January 30, 2011 9:26pm UTC

"there's an app for that"
no there's not. theres no witty app.
I NEED A WITTY APP.
(fave if you think there should be a witty app) ♥
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zoeyredbird98
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January 31, 2011 5:45pm UTC

Him: heyyyyyyyyy
Me: hi
Him: whats upppp
I love how you dont realize something's wrong.

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xxpurplexbubblesxx
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January 31, 2011 6:00pm UTC

Police Woman:
Say anything and it will be held against you!
Boy:
boobs!
♥
-facebook.♥
not my format(:

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January 31, 2011 9:38am UTC

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iceicebaaaby
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January 31, 2011 4:06pm UTC

If Money Doesn't grow on trees...
Then why do banks have Branches?
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January 31, 2011 3:27pm UTC

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January 31, 2011 3:52pm UTC

Boy: Make a C with your right hand . Girl: okayy .*makes a C.* Boy: *smiles and makes c with his left hand, placing it near hers.* Girl: A heart? Boy: no . my stomach. and its empty, make me a sandwich.
PSHH PLEASE!¡!
I'm Going To do that to my boyfriend
;D
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laxchica10899
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January 29, 2011 7:29pm UTC

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Dear witty,
don't lie, we all know you don't have any quotes on page 1,500
Sincerely,
people who check
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Echo_741
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January 29, 2011 8:05pm UTC

&& Does anyone else remember...
that time in 3rd grade when knowing someone's middle name was like knowing their deepest, darkest secret?

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January 30, 2011 3:39pm UTC

Jingle Bells, High School Smells
Teachers Go Away
Homework Sucks, What The F*ck
Hooky All The Way

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January 30, 2011 4:11pm UTC

My friend Coco is 13.
Tomorrow she has to go in for a huge operation at 2 AM. There is a 52% chance she will live and a 48% chance she will die. We’re all so scared for her. I’m praying that she’ll pull through, especially as we were recently in an argument. She says she forgives me now because there might not be time after. I’m terrified for her. She doesn’t deserve to die when she has so much to live for.
I’m crying just thinking about this. Coco can’t leave us. </3
Please. Press the heart for Coco.

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xDayDreamerx
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January 30, 2011 4:08pm UTC

I don't need makeup remover
My tears work just fine <|3
not my format

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WhuddupPaino
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January 30, 2011 4:32pm UTC

Have you ever;
been single
for so long
you don't even remember
what it is like to be
in a relationship?
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