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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 5:01pm UTC

B: Hey C, wanna go out tonight?
C: Sorry B, I only date guys that come after me.
SHE WANTS THE D.

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emily10
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 5:46pm UTC

GUY Friends
are the bomb.
They're hilarious,
cool, fun to hang out with,
no awkwardness ...
until you start to like one.

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 7:07pm UTC

“…there’s some people in this world who can just love and love and love no matter what.”
-John Green

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capsized*
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 7:27pm UTC

Most people nowadays seem to think that "speaking the truth" means that they can be low life, scum of the earth, bullies, and not get in trouble. Clearly, they're stupid as f×ck. "Speaking the truth" is telling the truth and saying how you feel, but doing it as nicely as you can.
THERE IS NO NEED TO BE MEAN

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🎀Anna🎀*
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 8:30pm UTC

Some boys think that girls
are just like books;
If the cover doesn't catch
their eyes they won't
even bother to read
what's inside.

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crazylifelover
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 8:52pm UTC

*Me going to bed*
Me: if I go to bed now, I'll get 7 hours 37 minutes and 52 seconds of sleep
Me: 51 seconds
Me: 50 seconds
Me: 49 seconds
Me: WOAH how did I get my laptop up here with me?
Me: well i guess I have to go on witty
Me: and facebook
Me: and tumblr
Me: and twitter
Me: and pinterest
Me: we might as well look at the news
Me: dude what am I thinking, I never check the news. *puts laptop down*
Me: sh/t. its been like two hours, now I'll only get 5 hours of sleep, better fall asleep NOW. no distractions
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: I wonder what would happen if I just became a completely different person tomorrow and I was really outgoing and fun and everyone loved me. I mean, I could change the world. It just takes one person to make a difference. That could be me. I COULD CHANGE THE WORLD. LOOK OUT WORLD. HERE I COME!
Me:
Me: loljk.
Me: okay, i'm gonna fall asleep now.
Me: any minute now
Me: awesome, I'm almost asleep
Me:
Me:
Me:
*suddenly needs to pee, remembers the 582935 tons of homework I have to do, and that I have to go to school early tomorrow*
Me: -_-
Me: i'm done.

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ThatWeirdGirl*
posted a quote
April 23, 2013 5:50pm UTC

I wish I can get paid to just listen to music and
go on the internet.
Sadly, these are the only things I'm good at,
and I'm so scared of having to grow up one day
and get a job.

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jestersignature
posted a quote
April 17, 2004 10:11am UTC

She�ll change her name today.
She�ll make a promise, and I�ll give her away.
Standing in the bride room just staring at her.
She asked me what I�m thinking, and I said, "I�m not sure,
I just feel like I�m losing my baby girl."
Then she leaned over... and gave me...
Butterfly kisses, with her mama there.
Stickin� little white flowers all up in her hair.
"Walk me down the aisle daddy, it�s just about time."
"Does my wedding gown look pretty daddy?" "Daddy don�t cry."
With all that I�ve done wrong, I must have done something right.
To deserve a hug every morning, and butterfly kisses.
I couldn�t ask God for more, man, this is what love is.
I know I�ve gotta let her go, but I�ll always remember.
Every hug in the morning, and butterfly kisses...
Dedicated to Alex....much love to ya
A jesters addition
found by Jestersignature

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cheerinkate27
posted a quote
January 19, 2004 7:01am UTC

She's In Love With The Boy
By Tresha Yearwood
Katy's sitting on the old front porch
Watching the chickens peck the ground
There ain't a whole lot going on tonight
In this one horse town.
Over yonder, coming up the road
In a beat-up Chevy truck
Her boyfriend Tommy, he's laying on the horn
Splashing through the mud and the muck
Her daddy says, "he ain't worth a lick
When it came to brains, he got the short end of the stick"
But Katy's young and man she just don't care
She'd follow Tommy anywhere
She's in love with the boy
She's in love with the boy
She's in love with the boy
And even if they have to run away
She's gonna marry that boy someday
Katy and Tommy at the drive-in movie
Parked in the very last row
They're too busy holding on to one another
To even care about the show
But later on outside the Tastee Freeze,
Tommy slips something on her hand
He says, "my high school ring will have to do
Till I can buy a wedding band"
Her daddy says, "he ain't worth a lick
When it came to brains, he got the short end of the stick"
But Katy's young and man she just don't care
She'd follow Tommy anywhere
She's in love with the boy
She's in love with the boy
She's in love with the boy
And even if they have to run away
She's gonna marry that boy someday
Her daddy's waiting up till half past twelve
When they come sneaking up the walk
He says, "young lady get on up to your room
While me and junior have a talk"
But Mama breaks in and says, "don't lose your temper
It wasn't very long ago
When you yourself was just a hay-seed plowboy
Who didn't have a row to hoe"
"My daddy said you wasn't worth a lick
When it came to brains, you had the short end of the stick
But he was wrong and honey you are too
Katy looks at Tommy like I still look at you"
She's in love with the boy
She's in love with the boy
She's in love with the boy
What's meant to be will always find a way
She's in love with the boy
She's in love with the boy
She

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cutecandygirl33
posted a quote
April 13, 2013 1:44pm UTC

Teacher: Do you have your homework?
Me: *adopts Simon Cowell voice* it's a no from me.

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KylieHere_
posted a quote
March 28, 2013 9:41pm UTC

I don't know why you chose me,
but as long as you're here
I don't need to know,
so don't go.

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doublesidedice
posted a quote
April 12, 2013 11:14pm UTC

People hurt people.
We hurt each other and don't think twice about it. Why do we do that? What does it achieve besides hurting someone else? I don't care what you've been through, or what your mood is. If you don't have a rationable reason, don't be rude or mean. It doesn't help anything. It just hurts.

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Damien~*
posted a quote
April 9, 2013 10:52am UTC

In health class we are watching the movie to save a life its changing everything I believe in

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HelloSmileyFace
posted a quote
April 9, 2013 11:22pm UTC

"I took Gotham's "White Knight" and brought him down to our level. As you know, madness is like gravity...all it needs is a little push!"
-The Joker <3<3

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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PirateChic97
posted a quote
April 11, 2013 5:22pm UTC

They say that good things take time, but really great things can happen
in a blink of an eye....

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Sweden*
posted a quote
April 9, 2013 10:01pm UTC

There's always that one person
That will always have your heart
You never see it coming
Cause you're blinded from the start
Know that you're that one for me
It's clear for everyone to see
Song: My Boo
By: Usher and Alica Keys

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Noelle*
posted a quote
April 9, 2013 11:19pm UTC

Life isn't suffocating.
Air isn't overrated.

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redheader
posted a quote
April 9, 2013 11:50pm UTC

"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a handsom guy for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's reality." Albert Einstein

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eviesummerz
posted a quote
April 7, 2013 9:02am UTC

It takes 10
times as long
to put yourself
back together
as it does to
fall apart
~ Finick Odair

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