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  1. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 4:11pm UTC
    My room was clean,
    until i had to decide what to wear.

  2. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 4:13pm UTC
    Me: I'm too full to eat anymore.
    Food: You sure?
    Me: No.

  3. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 5:50pm UTC
    I want to be your favorite hello
    & your hardest goodbye.

  4. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 7:37pm UTC
    It's all fun and games
    until you see a picture of yourself from the 6th grade.

  5. soccertrack soccertrack
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2013 1:45pm UTC
    Toilet (noun) - Something that only clogs at a friend's house.

  6. soccertrack soccertrack
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2013 1:47pm UTC
    Awkward (adjective) - Accidentally 'liking' your crush's status from two years ago on Facebook.

  7. soccertrack soccertrack
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2013 1:50pm UTC
    Ice cream truck (noun) - Something worth running after.

  8. soccertrack soccertrack
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2013 1:52pm UTC
    Anticipation (noun) - 11:10.

  9. soccertrack soccertrack
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 1:17pm UTC
    Bucket List #11
    Name your kid Waldo. This way, when he is absent from school, the teacher will say "Where's Waldo?"

  10. soccertrack soccertrack
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    April 7, 2013 3:59pm UTC
    Bucket List #22
    Follow a family around a tourist attraction so that I appear in all their photos, when they look back.

  11. soccertrack soccertrack
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 9:01pm UTC
    Bucket List #23
    Find Bruno Mars' girlfriend. Throw a grenade at her.

  12. soccertrack soccertrack
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 9:08pm UTC
    Bucket List #26
    Get tattoo of a grape. Age. See if it turns into a raisin.

  13. soccertrack soccertrack
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 9:10pm UTC
    Bucket List #27
    Keep a straight face through an entire roller coaster ride.

  14. soccertrack soccertrack
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2013 7:40pm UTC
    Bucket List #32
    Buy 67 watermelons. When people stare, tell them you are doing research for a math project.

  15. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 12:39am UTC
    i know it's over because
    i am more in love with my memories than with - - - - - -
    THE PERSON STANDING IN FRONT OF ME «

  16. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 11:29pm UTC
    he kissed the scars on
    HER SKIN; "I STILL THINK YOU'RE BEAU TIFUL & I DON'T WANNA LOSE
    my best friend.

  17. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2013 12:32am UTC
    Here I Go,
    MISSING YOU AGAIN;
    G O D O N L Y KNOWS
    WHAT I SAID - I SHOULD'VE
    JUST GONE TO BED.

  18. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 6:49pm UTC
    YOU WIN.
    I MISS YOU.

  19. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2013 2:13pm UTC
    There’s a difference between
    goodbye and letting go
    Goodbye is
    ‘I’ll see you again when I’m ready to hold your hand
    and when you’re ready to hold mine.’
    Letting go is
    ‘I’ll miss your hand. I realized it’s not mine to hold,
    and I will never hold it again.’

  20. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2013 2:20pm UTC
    The most comfortable place
    in the world
    is me and you,
    my head on your chest,
    feeling it rise and fall
    and listening to your heartbeat,
    your arms wrapped around me,
    holding me so tight...

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