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urnotreal

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Member Since: 18 Sep 2005 02:11pm

Last Seen: 16 Aug 2011 05:49pm

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I'm blonde...but can be clever when I want to be....I love lollys and hate people who eat loudly!...........I used to let life get me down........I had reason.....but I figure we only live once!! At least I hope so...
  1. urnotreal urnotreal
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2006 5:49am UTC
    Most girls would rather walk the road to hell in heels...than get beamed up to heaven in flats

  2. urnotreal urnotreal
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2006 5:49am UTC
    People are always going to talk...so why not give them something to talk about

  3. urnotreal urnotreal
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2006 8:00am UTC
    The spaces between your fingers are meant to be filled with mine

  4. urnotreal urnotreal
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2006 9:04am UTC
    Bees are smart,
    Bees are buzzy,
    And when they get wet,
    Bees are fuzzy.

  5. urnotreal urnotreal
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2006 12:17pm UTC
    Pink’s Wedding Vows – I love you because I let you hold my heart and you didn’t break it

  6. urnotreal urnotreal
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2006 1:40pm UTC
    God made coke,
    God made pepsi,
    God made me so f***** sexy.
    God made trees,
    God made lakes,
    God made you...
    Well we all make mistakes.

  7. urnotreal urnotreal
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2006 4:20am UTC
    No man is worth your tears,
    And the one who is,
    Won't make you cry.

  8. urnotreal urnotreal
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2006 4:16am UTC
    If a kiss was a snowflake,
    I'd send you a blizzard.

  9. urnotreal urnotreal
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2006 4:16am UTC
    If I die,
    And go somewhere far,
    I'll write your name,
    On every star.
    So all the angels,
    Then can see,
    Just how much,
    You mean to me.

  10. urnotreal urnotreal
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2006 4:12am UTC
    You had to be there to appreciate the full comical value of the situation

  11. urnotreal urnotreal
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2006 4:12am UTC
    Nobody cares, nobody cares!
    I guess you had to be there...

  12. urnotreal urnotreal
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2006 4:08am UTC
    Fender in Robots - Ve are leaving in a huff

  13. urnotreal urnotreal
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2006 4:05am UTC
    Scene *Nice Restaurant*
    Flick peas at someones head till they turn around, and then yell "Pea War!!"

  14. urnotreal urnotreal
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2006 4:03am UTC
    Lee Evans - Maybe sometime in the morning, maybe sometime in the afternoon...or maybe not at all

  15. urnotreal urnotreal
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2006 4:03am UTC
    Lee Evans - Ooo, hes mugging you!! He' taking all your money!!!

  16. urnotreal urnotreal
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2005 1:36pm UTC
    Don't give me that dirty look, you're not pretty enough to pull it off

  17. urnotreal urnotreal
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2005 2:27am UTC
    We only live once...at least I hope so.....I'm not putting up with this twice

  18. urnotreal urnotreal
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2005 2:26am UTC
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  19. urnotreal urnotreal
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2005 9:53am UTC
    You can close your eyes and block your ears,
    But you can't lose the pain and stop the tears.

  20. urnotreal urnotreal
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2005 4:45am UTC
    The Wedding Date - You should send God like, a bottle of wine, or some quiche or something...

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