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  1. noseogefil noseogefil
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 1:05pm UTC
    Oh, Please...
    Spongebob wore striped sweaters WAY before Louis Tomlinson.

  2. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 9:08am UTC
    I recently forced my parents to watch all the Harry Potter. movies with me.
    We had gone through all the movies and were on The Deathly Hallows Part 2, and my father looked at me and asked, "Wait, who's Voldemort?"

  3. lolomg53 lolomg53
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 2:59pm UTC
    I'll never understand,
    why the man who made braille just didnt put the dots in the shape of the letter...

  4. TwoKindsOfPlayer TwoKindsOfPlayer
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 6:52pm UTC
    BetterThanRevenge .
    Chapter 4
    http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=53210926
    "Oh, Lydia. I-I-" he says.
    "Save it." I say.
    "How can I help?" he asks. I stare at him for a moment.
    "W-what?" I stutter.
    "Lydia. I know you want revenge. I kinda do also." he says. I look him up and down.
    "What do you want revenge for?" I ask.
    "You have no idea how many of my friends she has hooked up with." he says laughing. I laugh with him.
    "So, what are we gonna do then?" I ask.
    "Before I say my idea I want to hear your's." He says. I didn't really wanna want to tell him my idea. My idea was to date.
    "You're gonna think I'm crazy, but, uh, date and make them jealous?" I say looking down.
    "Can you read my mind?" he asks. I look up and smile.
    "Cool, so we are going out then?" I ask.
    "Do you want to?" he asks.
    "Uh, sure. But nothing can be this awkward." I say.
    "And we kind of need to act like a couple. So like cuddling and that kind of stuff. Kay?" he says.
    "Yepp!" I smile. We were almost to the dorm.
    "Oh, and Toby?" I say.
    "Yeah?" he says.
    "We're still covered in glue." I say laughing. He laughs with me.
    "Ohhhh, and Toby. One more thing." I say when we are infront of the door.
    "Yeah?" he says.
    "If we wanna do this right, then no feelings."
    Sorry this is short. And boring. But my step brother's game is tonight(: If they lose then it's their last game. and he's a senior. So his last gamee. Wish us luck! Ohh and check out me and Linabinabae's mash up on the account oreopop I just posted the 1st chapter(: thanks lovelyss!
    Format credit to TheMascaraSeries

  5. storiesforthesoul storiesforthesoul
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 9:31pm UTC
    Here Comes Miss Player.
    Prologue
    "I thought you said I was different!" He cried.
    "Well, I guess your not." Lennon said. She flipped her platinum blonde hair to the side and laughed.
    He cringed in disgust.
    "Your still the same Lennon! A nasty, cruel heartbreaker! Grow up Lennon."
    She's heard that speech before. As if she was the one that needed to grow up. She was only teaching these petty little boys a lesson. Now, who would be her next victim?
    ~~~~~~~~~
    Lennon Brooks has always been envied by the other girls. Wherever she went she would attract boys attention and girl's jealous glares. What girl wouldn't take advantage of that?
    Some girls say she is a sl*t , wh0re and even a 'man killer' (Oppisite of Lady Killer).
    She doesn't care.
    Every boy can't help but fall for this blonde beauty.
    And she knows that.
    She lures the boys, steals thier innocence and then leaves them hanging.
    She was never one to stick around and start a relationship.
    Until Dane came along.
    Dane is the perfect image for a boy.
    Kind,sweet, smart and don't forget hot.
    And Lennon wants him.
    But what happens when a boy finally says no to her?
    And goes for Nicole, the schools nerd, instead?
    Watch out Nicole, because
    here comes Miss Player.
    ♥Hello guys! I am going to try and complete this story. But, if I lose all hope I won't. SOO if you want to be notified comment. ♥
    I need 20+ faves before I continue.
    ♥ Fave-Follow-Comment ♥

  6. Samwise Gamgee ♥* Samwise Gamgee ♥*
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 2:06pm UTC
    Spongebob: OH NO! All of our most prized posetions are gone!
    Squidward: No I'm right here.
    nmq

  7. softballxwin27 softballxwin27
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 8:17pm UTC
    A Ghost
    Could be humping you right now and you would never know.

  8. sparkle123 sparkle123
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 2:42pm UTC
    Not your ordinary summer Prologue
    The name’s Lennon Oake. I guess you could describe me as the girl with reddish brown hair or the girl with the big glasses. I didn’t think I was beautiful, but all my friends told me I was. All of my friends loved my big green eyes. What was so great about them? I never asked though. No one liked it when you acted like the compliment annoyed or bothered you. All I did was say “thanks.” I mean what else was I supposed to say? Anyway, I loved my friends more than anything. They were the type of people that would always be there for you no matter what. Besides that, they were funny, beautiful, and caring. You could depend on them for anything. I liked all my friends equally, but my best friend was Miley Hastings. Whenever I looked in the mirror with her, I would notice her long, wavy, black hair that matched perfectly with her blue eyes that had a hint of gray. Besides her looks, if you knew her, you would know that her inside was just as beautiful as her outside. She was easygoing, funny, and confident. She had every right to be confident. My other friend Nicole Montgomery was similar to her. Nicole had straight, dark brown hair and stunning dark brown eyes. She was a happy go lucky person. This meant she was completely carefree. My other friend Scarlet Dilaurentis had natural curly, dirty blonde hair that she always straightened, and warm welcoming greenish gray eyes. She was shy, polite, sympathetic, but when she was with us, she was loud, crazy, and funny. As you can see, all my friends were beautiful inside and out except me. Well I was okay with my personality. I was funny, random, polite, caring, and sympathetic. My Mom said I had a vivid and creative imagination. Besides that, school was okay. I couldn’t wait for the last day of school. I especially couldn’t wait for summer, but my excitement was a big mistake.
    Hey guys! Well this is the new story. I changed the title into “Not your ordinary summer.”

  9. Soldierbyheart Soldierbyheart
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 1:52am UTC
    Awkward moment for single dad's #1-
    Buying his daughter tampons.

  10. udontknowme12 udontknowme12
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 11:35am UTC
    Before you talk. Listen.
    Before you react. Think.
    Before you critize. Wait.
    Before you pray. Forgive.
    Before you quit. Try.♥

  11. pigglywiggly pigglywiggly
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 4:04pm UTC
    "live fast, have fun, and be a bit
    mischievo ."
    us
    format by julietechoecho

  12. sammie_ sammie_
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 11:43am UTC
    Everything in life has a name...
    I know something that doesn't!
    WHAT!?!?
    I can't tell you...
    Why not!?
    Cause it doesn't have a name!

  13. Chocolate_Luver Chocolate_Luver
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 7:26pm UTC
    ROSES ARE RED.
    BACON IS RED.
    POEMS ARE HARD.
    BACON.
    nmq

  14. Nathannn Nathannn
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 8:26pm UTC
    Sponge Bob: Patrick! Can you hear me?
    Patrick: No, it's to dark.

  15. hisblueeyes hisblueeyes
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 10:07am UTC
    girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
    boy: I know.
    girl: I love you!
    boy: I love you more!
    *after heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room*
    girl: Where is he?
    dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
    girl: *starts crying*
    dad: Just kidding he went to the bathroom.

  16. CandyBurst CandyBurst
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    I’m blonde; I must be stupid.
    I’m brunette; I must be boring.
    I have red hair; I must have a fiery temper.
    I have black hair, I must be eccentric.
    I dye my hair; I must be trying to be someone.
    I wear make-up; I must be fake.
    I wear skirts; I must be a slag.
    I like football; I must be a lesbian.
    I’m rich; I must be spoilt.
    I’m poor; Imust be a tramp.
    I wear black; I must be a goth.
    I wear hoodies; Imustbe causing trouble.
    I’m skinny; I muststarve myself.
    I’m curvy; I must constantly eat.
    I’m smart; I must be a nerd.
    I’m independent; I must be a loner.
    I cry; I must be a baby.
    I’m not like you; I must be weird.
    I’m like you; I must be copying.
    I’m religious; I must make you be the same.
    I’m young; I must be naïve.
    I’m old; I must be unable to look after myself.
    I’m a teenager; I must always be up to no good.
    I’m a straight-A student; I must have no social life.
    I have no job; I must be lazy.
    I have a good job; I must be a snob.
    I’m foreign; I must be pocketing your tax.
    I am human; I must be stereotyped.

  17. _g0ldenkiid* _g0ldenkiid*
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 6:47pm UTC
    Fans:
    Harry Potter fan: I wanna go to Hogwarts!
    Percy Jackson Fan: I've always wanted to go to Camp Half Blood
    Hunger Games fan: I'm fine...

  18. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 8:10pm UTC
    I bet the "YMCA" dance
    is a lot harder to do in chinese.

  19. ElectrikSmilez ElectrikSmilez
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 7:05pm UTC
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  20. PerfectlyUnperfectGirl PerfectlyUnperfectGirl
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 3:05pm UTC
    If I was One Directions stylist:
    me: okay boys here's your outfits for today
    liam: but there's nothing here?
    me:
    zayn:
    harry:
    louis:
    niall:
    liam:
    me:
    niall:
    harry:
    louis:
    liam:
    zayn:
    me: what's your point?

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