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  1. unicorn104149BFFmusicallychannel unicorn104149BFFmusicallychannel
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2017 4:24pm UTC
    :)

  2. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2017 8:58pm UTC
    '
    I will not give up the flowers in my heart for stones just because the world is a hard place. The world is only hard because it needs more flower hearted people.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. _HiS_WiFeY _HiS_WiFeY
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2017 2:29pm UTC
    💕LiVe*LaUgH*LoVe💕

  6. Juz_Zum_Zombie Juz_Zum_Zombie
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2017 4:11pm UTC
    I've decided that I hate you.
    I hate you more now than I've ever loved you.
    You still want to play the victim, don't you?
    this is all my fault, isn't it?
    I drove you to her arms, didn't I?
    You didn't do anything wrong, right?
    It's not what it seems, is it?
    I've got the wrong idea, don't I?
    you want to explain, right?
    Too fúcking bad for all of it, because I hate you.
    Ten things I wish I said to you last night.

  7. Juz_Zum_Zombie Juz_Zum_Zombie
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2017 4:17pm UTC
    I think I've murdered myself trying to figure out whether or not you're being sincere this time.

  8. unicorn104149BFFmusicallychannel unicorn104149BFFmusicallychannel
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2017 5:19pm UTC
    Go mr on twitter at unicorn lover or Lucypet14654770

  9. Juz_Zum_Zombie Juz_Zum_Zombie
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2017 7:31pm UTC
    If the snapchat filters can't make me cute nothing can

  10. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2017 8:32pm UTC
    Yesterday, I woke up from a nap to a world without you in it. I thought it was a joke, but there was very little setup... I’m never going to get the punchline, but I keep trying to.

  11. drakenmood* drakenmood*
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2017 1:16pm UTC
    better late than lost

  12. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2016 11:21pm UTC
    im using witty how i should be using my twitter oops.............

  13. KaitlynHowtler KaitlynHowtler
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2016 12:59am UTC
    *On Twitter*
    Phil: I have been hiccupping for 7 hours. Should I call the ambulence?
    Dan: Omg I can hear you through the wall go lock your self in the toilet

  14. unicorn104149BFFmusicallychannel2 unicorn104149BFFmusicallychannel2
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2017 4:03am UTC
    i don't really care about what they say im gonna come back like a boomerang

  15. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2013 10:22pm UTC
    Blaine: Is True Jackson even on anymore?
    Sam: No, because obviously Nickelodeon doesn't care abot quality entertainment anymore.
    -Glee

  16. *silvergirl* *silvergirl*
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2014 9:38pm UTC
    have u ever had a dream that
    was so vivid it stuck in the back of
    ur mind for years?
    i had a dream the Weasley family
    were having a rap battle with the
    queen of england

  17. Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2015 7:35pm UTC
    i just want to go to Rhode Island and England.

  18. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2015 4:31pm UTC
    A simple survery:
    Highlight you're choice!
    Do you like Bruno Mars?
    a. Yes b. Kinda c. No way!
    Do you love Bruno Mars?
    a. Defo b. He's ok. c. Nu-uh.
    Fave country?
    a. England b. Hawaii (not really a country...) c. Dubai
    If you're best friend, or boyfriend we're criticaly ill underneat a car, who'd you help first?
    a. Boyfriend b. Bestfriend c. The one who's weakest first
    You had to pick between Computer, Cell phone or Tv.
    a. Computer b. TV c. Cell Phone
    If your computer broke down, what'd you do?
    a. Ask you're dad. b. hit it untill it works again. c. Just leave it
    If you we're offered a trip in a rocket, would you?
    A. accept it. b. Deny it. c. Ask someone else to decide
    Mostly A's- You're a daredevil that is a little sweetie. You love Bruno Mars and you're just lovely. You don't panic with anything, you're always calm and you keep cool!
    Mostly B's- You're a safe person and you're not calm at all. You won't wait for anything and you're a big scaredy cat! You love you're TV and you think Bruno is ok.
    Mostly C's- You will give 2nd chances, but no way 3. You love hip-hop and R&B and you're very cool. You're popular, and pretty. You just leave things as they are. You hate Bruno Mars and would love to visit Dubai.

  19. OhStephh_* OhStephh_*
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2015 6:14pm UTC
    1. Where are you right now? My bedroom.
    2. Are you bored? Not really.
    3. What day is today? Friday.
    4. Are you happy? Eh.
    5. Do you have a lot of friends? No.
    6. Are you close with them? The ones I do have, I guess so.
    7. Who do you tell everything to? Claire and Amanda.
    8. Is that person your best friend? Internet one.
    9. Does your best friend call you their best friend?Yes.
    10. Does your best friend have other best friends? Most likly.
    11. Do you ever fight with your best friend? Not really.
    12. Does your best friend know everything about you? Claire knows different things compared to Amanda and visa versa.
    13. Do you know everything about your best friend? As much as they've told me.
    14. Are your friends jealous of your best friend? No.
    15. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? No.
    16. Are you close with your boyfriend/girlfriend? Don't have one.
    17. Do you want kids? Yes.
    18. Do you miss being a kid? Yes
    19. Who was the last person to call you? Idk
    20. Who was the last person to text you? Haven't gotten nor sent a
    text today.
    21. Who was the last person to comment on your
    witty page? Check my witty page.
    22. Do you have a facebook? Yes.
    23. Who was the last person to write on your facebook wall? I don't know.
    24. Which do you like better, facebook or witty? Witty.
    25. Have you ever cheated? No.
    26. Have you ever been cheated on? No.
    27. Would you ever cheat? No.
    28. Do you have any tattoos? No.
    29. Do you have any piercings? Ears.
    30. Do you have any regrets? Yes.
    31. What are you wearing? PJs
    32. Do you have plans for the weekend? No.
    33. Will you be with your friends this weekend? Dobut it.
    34. When was the last time you were drunk? Never..
    35. Do you ever lie? Yes.
    36. What was the last movie you watched? The Hunger Games.
    37. Who was the last person to email you? Proabaly twitter.
    38. Is that person a close friend? ...
    39. Would that person do anything to hurt you? ...
    40. Does that person know a lot about you? ...
    41. Who was the last person you talked to? Dad.
    42. What did you say? "Goodnight"
    43. Do you wish you were somewhere else? Nah.
    44. Are you a nice person? Yes.
    45. Do people like you? I'd like to think so.
    46. Do you have friends from out of state? Yes.
    47. Where do they live? USA/UK
    48. Do you have friends from out of the country? Yes.
    49. Have you ever been out of the country? Where? Yes, France and England.
    50. Where would you like to go? Canada, New Zeland, USA.
    51. What's your favorite song? Broken String.
    52. Are you getting bored of this survey? Little.
    53. Are you close with your parents? Yes.
    54. What's your favorite thing to eat? Crips.
    55. What's the thing you hate most to eat? Veg.
    56. Do you think anyone else will do this survey? Maybe.
    57. Do you think there were too many questions on this survey? Nah.

  20. CertifiedBarbie CertifiedBarbie
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2012 8:27pm UTC
    Certified Barbie
    Chapter 2
    The next morning was Saturday. I got to sleep-in a little, I woke up at 9:30. I wasn’t all that hungry, so I decide to have brunch at 10. I had some microwavable macaroni and cheese and water. My mom was cleaning the house and doing the laundry. Finally, at 11, she called my cousins. They gladly agreed, but they wanted to wait a week. One week. One week to make myself into who I wanted to be.
    I should probably start with looks. I got out an old notebook and wrote a list.
    Looks:
    Hair
    Eyes
    Skin
    Make-up
    Body
    Clothes
    Let’s start with hair. I had blonde hair, I just needed to figure out which of Barbie’s hairstyles to do. Bangs or no bangs? I figured I should go with the bangs, they would frame my face well. Now, eyes. Barbie had blue eyes, I on the other hand had stupid brown eyes. I figure I could get contacts to change my eye color. My skin was a little fair, but after tanning for a whole week, I’d be in good shape. Make-up! Well, I don’t own a lot of it, and I never tried putting it on, but that’s what the internet is for. Ugh, body. I wasn’t fat, wasn’t skinny. I love food, but I’m too lazy to do anything active. Oh well, I’ll just move more. Yay! Clothes! My wardrobe is a little bland now, but I could get some new clothes while I was in New Jersey though. Now on to how Barbie acts.
    Acts/Personality:
    Good at everything
    Always happy
    A good friend
    Smart
    Nice
    Well, I’m not good at everything, but I can just highlight what I’m good at. Always happy, well that seems easy enough, what do I have to be unhappy about? A good friend. Darn, me and my social skills. I’m not out going, but I can try to be. The easiest one, smart. I only had one B throughout the whole school year. Oi, nice? How about I’ll be nice, if your nice to me, I’ll be nice to you? Yea, that’ll work. Now, I have a long week to change.
    Fave.Comment.Follow.Feedback

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