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unicorn001

Status: <--- I want to look like her, please?

Member Since: 15 Mar 2013 10:32pm

Last Seen: 1 Dec 2013 11:26pm

Gender: F

user id: 353264

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Hey, I'm Elizabeth, but call me Liz.
I'm not going to say that much about myself because I'm a pretty boring person, but I love music and hanging out with friends. I take tennis, and I used to ice skate but I was tired of being on the same level for like, 7 times..
Yep, so if you want to know a little more about me, talk to me! I don't bite (:


P.S- The picture is not of me, sadly. You can call me a fake or whatever, it's just I don't like posting pictures of myself to strangers.

  1. unicorn001 unicorn001
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2013 9:37pm UTC
    Someone: unfollows me
    Me: hates own account and anonymous person for 2 minutes

  2. unicorn001 unicorn001
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2013 8:07pm UTC
    *october ends*
    me: alright now seems like a pretty good time to be december
    me: wait what do you mean no matter how much you cry in your bedroom and pray for december it won't affect the order of the months

  3. unicorn001 unicorn001
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2013 5:47pm UTC
    There are these two quotes:
    "If nothing goes right go left"
    and
    "Men to the left because women are always right."
    LOOK AT THEM. IF YOU GO LEFT THERE ARE MEN.
    So if nothing seems to be going right, go left- you'll get the boys there. (;

  4. unicorn001 unicorn001
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2013 4:40pm UTC
    this background color
    makes my eyes water omg

  5. unicorn001 unicorn001
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2013 4:01pm UTC
    That moment when
    you discover an old favorite song and you just sit there with your mouth completely open in awe
    format by formatsbymaisha - maiieeeshasha

  6. unicorn001 unicorn001
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2013 4:02pm UTC
    AND I CAN'T CHANGE, EVEN
    IF I TRIED, EVEN IF I WANTED
    TO- MY FOOD MY FOOD MY FOOD SHE
    keeps me full.

  7. unicorn001 unicorn001
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2013 8:48pm UTC
    eenie meenie minie moe,
    catch a boyfriend by his throat,
    if he hollers keep him close,
    because if you leave him you'll probably be like, forever alone.

  8. unicorn001 unicorn001
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 4:11pm UTC
    Format chickittylover
    my school homework logic:
    ♒♒♒♒♒♒♒♒♒♒♒♒♒♒♒♒♒♒♒♒♒♒♒♒♒♒♒♒♒♒♒♒♒♒♒
    "maybe if i wait until midnight to do my homework it will dissapear"

  9. unicorn001 unicorn001
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 3:38pm UTC
    i was so hot yesterday, you should have seen me!
    although that oven gave me a couple burns..

  10. unicorn001 unicorn001
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2013 6:47pm UTC
    mom this morning: honey time to wake up for sch-
    me: no and no and no and no and no and no and finally no

  11. unicorn001 unicorn001
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2013 2:00pm UTC
    walk into the school like
    what up- wait wtf there's no cute boys here ew bye

  12. unicorn001 unicorn001
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2013 9:02pm UTC
    once in french class
    I had to do a paper on Justin Bieber.
    it was traumatic.

  13. unicorn001 unicorn001
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2013 4:34pm UTC
    I wish you could block people in real life.

  14. unicorn001 unicorn001
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 2:56pm UTC
    "Hey wanna see me break dance"
    *breaks every bone in body while dancing*

  15. unicorn001 unicorn001
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 4:55pm UTC
    Does anyone else debate on
    whether to eat a snack or not eat a snack so you sit there for 30 minutes debating and then at the end you
    end up getting the snack anyway so not only have you just gotten fatter because there's no way you're going
    to be active and burn that off but you also wasted time ugh what is my life even lol

  16. unicorn001 unicorn001
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 4:50pm UTC
    Forget 2 Chainz,
    2 degrees!
    -Jenna Marbles

  17. unicorn001 unicorn001
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2013 5:58pm UTC
    "I just can't help myself, i'm falling for you!"
    *plummets 4,000 feet from a cliff* *dies*
    Please don't remove this!

  18. unicorn001 unicorn001
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 2:00pm UTC
    i want to go to the first day of school and see whos in all my classes but then after that i dont want to go to school

  19. unicorn001 unicorn001
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 1:58pm UTC
    medusa, trying to turn you to stone, but you accidentally called her “melissa” when you first walked in and now you’re too embarrassed to look at her. “it’s alright” she keeps saying “i get it all the time” but you still won’t look. you don’t even remember the stone thing until later

  20. unicorn001 unicorn001
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 7:17pm UTC
    My life is a constant game of
    'How annoying can i be without someone killing me'

:)

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