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PhDinlove · 1 decade ago
hi
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Amycakeisbackx · 1 decade ago
U THINK WITTY SUCKS?! :0 YOUR NOT WELCOME HERE
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1live2love9laugh6 · 1 decade ago
Hey there(: you asked for a notification,so here it is... Chapter 8 is up!! Remember,you have to comment if you'd like to be notified again. (:
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Checkmate · 1 decade ago
ok dude i was at the gymnastics. i met the british team after it was all over but i ran to my hotel because ugh, i was too tired and then my sister met all the gymnastic teams.
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youaremylove_ · 1 decade ago
bro
you're pretty
k? k
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1live2love9laugh6 · 1 decade ago
There's a new chapter(:
*Don't forget to comment on it if you'd like a notification for chapter 7.*
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Checkmate · 1 decade ago
ew. i accepted you request. ew. why did i even make facebook? my life is ew.

eurgh so my father got my sisters and i tickets to every single motherf-cking event to the olympics but we can't watch most of them and nor can we be arsed and he booked us into a nearby hotel and everything.
ITS RAMADAN FFS. I DON'T HAVE THE DAMN ENERGY!
asian fathers. *shakes head*

NO! STOP LEAVING AND CRUSHING MY YELLOW HEART AND THEN COMING BACK ONLY TO LEAVE AGAIN
its like i'm this american hopeless teenage girl who has the hots for some french kid and he always leaves and uses me -.-

ok someone should make a movie about that.
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unic0rn · 1 decade ago
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say somefin totez wh0resexual to get unduh da lineeee
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rarasissboombaaaahhhhhh* · 1 decade ago
la
la
la
la
youre
sexy
and
let
me
marry
your
dick
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youaremylove_ · 1 decade ago
ohp
gurl
you are pretty
so gtfo ok?

ZOMG
i fink im in love
with ofwgkta ♥
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rarasissboombaaaahhhhhh* · 1 decade ago

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Imperfectedmuffin · 1 decade ago

my (yes i do have one i can prove it look) likes to stand up while talking to you oops
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AustinH · 1 decade ago
today's sexual wednesday :D
new jenna marbles video lol
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rarasissboombaaaahhhhhh* · 1 decade ago
did you know is the leading cause of
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Checkmate · 1 decade ago
um. my has swag.
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harmonia · 1 decade ago
☯ Keep calm and HAVE ROUGH HARD . ✿
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MyWittyProfile · 1 decade ago
Do you hear that? That's the sound of my underwear being thrown across the room~
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rarasissboombaaaahhhhhh* · 1 decade ago
ARE YOU BATMAN CUZ I WANNA LICK YOUR NIPPLES
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livelovelaughforever · 1 decade ago
my balls are itchy
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