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hey hi i'm karson c: and i love unicorns.
{+♥} beanies, one direction, oversized sweaters, unicorns, sleep, the hunger games kaibyee.

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June 5, 2012 4:03pm UTC

Why I need new Parents.
Parents: You're so anti social you need to get off your computer and get outside.
Me: Can I go outside with my friends?
Parents: No.

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May 30, 2012 7:31pm UTC

That awkward moment when,
a third grader has a better phone than you do

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May 29, 2012 7:19pm UTC

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May 28, 2012 6:06pm UTC

mom: *calls my name*
me: *closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, out runs usain bolt, climbs mount everest*
mom: Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I'm sitting.
me:

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May 28, 2012 6:00pm UTC

Me after five situps:
where are my abs?

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May 27, 2012 4:56pm UTC

Me after one minute of runnning;
i'm still alive, but im barley bretahing.
nmf.nmq.

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