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  1. ukfangirl ukfangirl
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2013 2:07pm UTC
    Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

  2. ukfangirl ukfangirl
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2013 12:48pm UTC
    Dear Mother Nature,
    I don't remember signing up for a membership with
    you, so can you stop sending me monthly gifts?

  3. ukfangirl ukfangirl
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2013 10:34pm UTC
    Babysit our little angel, they said,
    it'll be easy, they said.

  4. ukfangirl ukfangirl
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2013 10:29pm UTC
    Dear Smart Friends:
    I'm trying to go on a rant here, so stop inturrupting me with "facts" and "logic".
    nnq

  5. ukfangirl ukfangirl
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2013 10:21pm UTC
    Wanna make you feel
    WANTED

  6. ukfangirl ukfangirl
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 10:29pm UTC
    Take a breath
    Close your eyes
    Accept your mistakes
    Repeat.

  7. ukfangirl ukfangirl
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 6:13pm UTC
    Romeo and Juliet:
    The original Men in Tights.

  8. ukfangirl ukfangirl
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2013 5:47pm UTC
    The difference between me and a
    calendar is that the calender has a
    date on Valentines Day.

  9. ukfangirl ukfangirl
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2013 5:33pm UTC
    Heres to the guys that love us,
    The losers that left us
    and the lucky ones who get to meet us!

  10. ukfangirl ukfangirl
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2013 5:27pm UTC
    I went for a run earlier, but I had to come back after I forgot something.
    I forgot that running sucks.

  11. ukfangirl ukfangirl
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2013 5:13pm UTC
    "sapiosexual- someone who is attracted to
    intelligence in others"
    ......Dat Brain.

  12. ukfangirl ukfangirl
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2013 5:11pm UTC
    *missed call*
    *calls back-no answer*
    Did they die within the 2 minutes it took me to call?

  13. ukfangirl ukfangirl
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2013 6:59pm UTC
    London TIpton = Paris Hilton.
    Mind = Blown

  14. ukfangirl ukfangirl
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2013 5:16pm UTC
    Are you made of Copper and Tellurium?
    Because you're
    CuTe

  15. ukfangirl ukfangirl
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 8:48pm UTC
    Is your atomic number
    67?
    Because you're a Ho.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  16. ukfangirl ukfangirl
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 8:42pm UTC
    How thick my accent sounds depends on how pis*ed I am.

  17. ukfangirl ukfangirl
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 5:55pm UTC
    Boys are like nail polish:
    Some are cheap
    Some are classy
    Some are interesting
    Some are dull
    Some make you look bad,
    And they tend to go away pretty quickly if you use acetone.....

  18. ukfangirl ukfangirl
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 5:20pm UTC
    Today in Spanish 1(becuase I'm stupid) we learned that "Me Gusta" translates into "I Pleasure", well played meme, well played.

  19. ukfangirl ukfangirl
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 5:06pm UTC
    "Haylor" broke up after two months, so I guess you could say things ended pretty swiftly.

  20. ukfangirl ukfangirl
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2013 4:33pm UTC
    I don't post these quotes to get
    favs, I post them because they're
    ME, and if you don't like them
    that's fine, but don't expect me
    to mold myself to your standards.

:)

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