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ugly_duckling

1. ugly_duckling
   posted a quote
   November 7, 2011 9:46pm UTC
   I got myself a boyfriend!
   Now I'm just waiting to screw it up.
   
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2. ugly_duckling
   posted a quote
   October 21, 2011 11:59pm UTC
   I always mange to
   mess up
   The best things I get.
   
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3. ugly_duckling
   posted a quote
   October 6, 2011 1:10am UTC
   & I put the "sexy"
   IN "DYSLEXIA"
   
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4. ugly_duckling
   posted a quote
   September 21, 2011 8:59pm UTC
   Eating something horrible for you and thinking,
   I'M SO FRIKIN HEALTHY!
   
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5. ugly_duckling
   posted a quote
   September 18, 2011 8:36pm UTC
   I''ve met the guy I'm going to marry
   He just doesn't know it yet
   nmf
   
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6. ugly_duckling
   posted a quote
   September 11, 2011 11:26am UTC
   He said
   "goodnight beautiful"
   And I almost had a heart attack.
   nmf
   
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7. ugly_duckling
   posted a quote
   September 6, 2011 8:45pm UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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8. ugly_duckling
   posted a quote
   August 28, 2011 12:27pm UTC
   It's her. She always is.
   And I never stood had a chance with him.
   
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9. ugly_duckling
   posted a quote
   August 22, 2011 3:12pm UTC
   Alright, I get it.
   You finally realized I'm not worth the effort.
   
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10. ugly_duckling
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 2:13am UTC
    If you could date any guy on the planet, who would you pick?
    Anikan Skywalker.
    (c omment who you would)
    
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11. ugly_duckling
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2011 1:24pm UTC
    Were you dropped as a baby?
    yup. into a pool of awkward.
    nmf
    
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12. ugly_duckling
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2011 9:02pm UTC
    It's just a magnificent feeling
    When you watch your friends make amazing plans right in front of you.
    
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13. ugly_duckling
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 2:08pm UTC
    I broke up with my boyfriend a couple days ago.
    Now he's going for my three best friends.
    He has no idea how much it will hurt me.
    And they have no idea how much he'd hurt them.
    I know I broke up with him, but it still hurts just knowing that he's going for them.
    
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14. ugly_duckling
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 12:28am UTC
    If a guy ever throws pebbles at my window
    I'll marry him♥
    (nmf)
    
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15. ugly_duckling
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2011 11:18pm UTC
    And today I find out
    I'll never be good enough for them.
    
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16. ugly_duckling
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2011 10:42pm UTC
    AMAZING
    How I screwed this all up.
    Fantastic.
    [♥][♥][♥]
    
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17. ugly_duckling
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 9:50pm UTC
    I know a
    b*tch
    ♥ and her name is
    you.
    nmf
    
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18. ugly_duckling
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 2:11am UTC
    HE CHEATED
    thanks too much for the heads up
    
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19. ugly_duckling
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 12:40am UTC
    ------------------>> I was into them before they were famous!Seriously, CHECK MY DIARY!
    
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20. ugly_duckling
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2011 6:59pm UTC
    Wanna KnowSomething?
    ///////////♥ I won't let this breakup drag me down... ///////////
    nmf.
    
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