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tylerErwin

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Member Since: 3 Sep 2007 06:45pm

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im tyler erwin M i make ppl laugh...and get their minds thinking. i SKATEBOARD, play basketball, and preform magic and...im an absolute witt.
  1. tylerErwin tylerErwin
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2007 11:48am EDT
    Somtimes, you have to show respect to earn it.

  2. tylerErwin tylerErwin
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2007 9:05pm EDT
    how many vegetables had to die to make your salad?

  3. tylerErwin tylerErwin
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2007 9:01pm EDT
    my day is not complete until I terrify a complete stranger.

  4. tylerErwin tylerErwin
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2007 9:00pm EDT
    any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

  5. tylerErwin tylerErwin
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2007 8:59pm EDT
    forgive your enemys.
    that is what annoys them the most. :P

  6. tylerErwin tylerErwin
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2007 9:17am EDT
    To me, fair friend, you never can be old,
    For as you were when first your eye i eyed,
    Such seems your beauty still.
    -Willian Shakespeare

  7. tylerErwin tylerErwin
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2007 5:56pm EDT
    success always occurs in private and failure in full view.

  8. tylerErwin tylerErwin
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2007 5:54pm EDT
    you need to learn not to interrupt me when i'm talking to myself

  9. tylerErwin tylerErwin
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2007 5:53pm EDT
    of course I don't look busy. i did it right the first time

  10. tylerErwin tylerErwin
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2007 5:53pm EDT
    the number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

  11. tylerErwin tylerErwin
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2007 2:00pm EDT
    we all die. the goal isn't to live forever.
    the goal is to creat somthing that will.

  12. tylerErwin tylerErwin
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2007 1:59pm EDT
    as long as we have memories,
    yesterday remains.
    as long as we have love,
    today is beutiful
    as long as we have hope...
    tomorrow awaits

  13. tylerErwin tylerErwin
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2007 9:06pm EDT
    it usually takes a long time to find a shorter way

  14. tylerErwin tylerErwin
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2007 9:06pm EDT
    "reality" is the only word in the English language that should always be used in quotes.

  15. tylerErwin tylerErwin
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2007 9:03pm EDT
    if Stupidity got us into this mess, then why canít it get us out?

  16. tylerErwin tylerErwin
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2007 3:31pm EDT
    " You were begging me not tonight, not here, not now.
    Were looking up at the same night sky
    Both rpetending the sun will not rise
    We'll be together for one more night, somewhere,
    some how."
    Ocean Avenue-Yellowcard

  17. tylerErwin tylerErwin
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2007 9:44pm EDT
    Laughing is like a virus.
    It spreads from one person to the other, and has unlimited resources.
    Laugh together, and you'll find somthing much more that a virus;
    a friend.

  18. tylerErwin tylerErwin
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2007 9:35pm EDT
    " What are you doing! You always run, and hide, dodge, and create barriers! What a coward!
    "Its called intelligence mate."

  19. tylerErwin tylerErwin
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2007 9:33pm EDT
    Think about it;
    if the bus came already would I still be standing here?!

  20. tylerErwin tylerErwin
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2007 5:08pm EDT
    It is much more comfortable to be crazy and know it, than to be sane and have doubts.

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