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twistthethrottle

1. twistthethrottle
   posted a quote
   December 18, 2011 11:02pm UTC
   Physcotic Killer: Im going to gut you. I'll gut you like a fish...
   Girl: NO, PLEASE, NO..
   Killer: I'm gonna...
   Girl: Could you hold on a sec? Somebody's beeping through
   Killer : NO DONT..
   Girl's friend: OMG U KNOW THT MINI BLUE SKIRT AT THE MALL?
   Girl: Omg yeah!
   Friend: I TOTALLY GOT IT!
   Girl: NO WAY!! Wait, i kinda have someone on the other line could I call you back?
   Friend: Sure! Bye!
   Girl: *heavy breathing* Im back..
   Killer: DONT EVER DO THAT AGAIN.
   LOLScaryMovie<3
   
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2. twistthethrottle
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   December 18, 2011 8:38pm UTC
   Favorite for a truth is! xD
   
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3. twistthethrottle
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   December 18, 2011 1:47am UTC
   iF YOU NEED HELP
   OR HAVE QUESTIONS
   GO TO MY YOUTUBE..
   I will help
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLJwjcKy20o&feature=plcp&context=C382fc92UDOEgsToPDskK0ZwC7-VMVLLzwlEpNSneg
   
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4. twistthethrottle
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   December 17, 2011 10:59pm UTC
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5. twistthethrottle
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   December 17, 2011 10:46pm UTC
   I might be pretty sometimes
   but im ugly when I cry
   my cheeks get puffy
   my face gets round
   i roll around
   on the ground.
   my eyes are red
   my temples are spotted
   my throat is dry
   from all the yelling
   my heart will tremble
   all night long
   my knees will buckle
   when I play our song
   I dont know why
   its so upsetting
   how could I lose you?
   you weren't even mine
   why am I ugly
   when i cry...
   
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6. twistthethrottle
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   December 16, 2011 7:18pm UTC
   DANCING ON THE EDGE OF THE HOLLYWOOD SIGN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3
   
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7. twistthethrottle
   posted a quote
   December 16, 2011 3:58pm UTC
   I kinda feel like pouring my heart out all over you, okay? You may get soaked by my tears, and i may punch you if I get mad. Just remeber, you love me<3
   
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8. twistthethrottle
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   December 15, 2011 6:47pm UTC
   &When you break my heart,
   Do it lightly</3
   
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9. twistthethrottle
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   December 15, 2011 6:42pm UTC
   Tonight will be the night that I will fall for you... over again.. don't make me change my mind. Or i wont live to see another day I swear it's true. Because a guy like you is impossible to find... he's impossible to find... </3
   
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10. twistthethrottle
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    December 4, 2011 5:22pm UTC
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11. twistthethrottle
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    December 2, 2011 10:21pm UTC
    Actuall conversation with my best friend:
    Me: :(
    Her: :'(
    Me: D:
    Her: D':
    Me: I should be at your house right now. In your closet. Crying.
    
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12. twistthethrottle
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    December 2, 2011 9:24pm UTC
    :'(
    
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13. twistthethrottle
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    December 1, 2011 9:37pm UTC
    MONSTER Energy
    
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14. twistthethrottle
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    December 1, 2011 9:17pm UTC
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15. twistthethrottle
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    December 1, 2011 7:47pm UTC
    You have (1) Broken Heart</3 Would you like to share it on...
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    ^^^^^^^^
    
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16. twistthethrottle
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 7:25pm UTC
    According to Greek Mythology...
    People were put on this earth with
    4 legs
    4 arms
    4 eyes
    2 mouths
    and 2 hearts
    And then split apart so that we are all forced to fine our other half<3
    so we are complete<3
    
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17. twistthethrottle
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 7:02pm UTC
    90% of people marry their middleschool/highschool loves
    Something good will happen to you tonight
    I promise<3
    
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18. twistthethrottle
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 6:54pm UTC
    That feeling you get when you sit down
    and then he sits down next to you
    <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
    
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19. twistthethrottle
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 6:44pm UTC
    LOL ing when you see a quote in the "flirty" catagory
    and it has 69 faves
    so you dont fave it
    just so it will stay
    at 69 faves
    xD
    
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20. twistthethrottle
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2011 10:55pm UTC
    Slow down...
    This night's a perfect shade of
    dark blue, dark blue
    Have you ever been
    alone
    in a crowded room
    well im
    here with you...
    
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