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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
September 10, 2013 7:50pm UTC

Today I had a class assignment to write a description of my best friend.
And knowing me I have no real friends so I literally wrote about another Wittian who probably doesn't even like me. Dear Lord I need some friends fast.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
September 12, 2013 8:00pm UTC

That moment when you take out your headphones and your ears are ringing.
Then that moment of realization when you are positive you'll be deaf by the time you're 50.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
September 12, 2013 8:50pm UTC

I'm not even a week into school
And I've already started wearing sweats. If that doesn't show you how much I don't care, nothing will.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
September 13, 2013 7:47pm UTC

Fridge: I can't do this relationship anymore. You're taking all the good stuff out of me, and not doing anything about the bad things.

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ChocoTaco
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September 14, 2013 5:39pm UTC

If you ever need a friend remember I will always be here for you
Especially when you're
(ಥ ̯ ಥ) Upset
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡 Angry
ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ Scared
ლ(╹◡╹ლ) Happy
∩(︶▽︶)∩ Excited
ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ Being tough
(((*°▽°*)八(*°▽°*)))♪ (︶︹︺) Making me a third wheel
(•⊙ω⊙•) Weird
(◕‿◕✿) Girly
(ɔˆ ³(ˆ⌣ˆc) In love
ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ) Tickling me
ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) Desperate
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ Fangirling
ლ(இ益இლ Ugly
ͼ(ݓ_ݓ)ͽ Meditating
༺‿༻ Out of this world
(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ Being sweet
(￣。￣)～ｚｚｚ Lazy
(⊙﹏⊙) Insane
(づ￣ ³￣)づ Overly affectionate
( ´ิ(ꈊ) ´ิ) Plotting
ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ Showing off
٩(͡๏̮͡๏)۶ Super happy
ಠ~ಠ Confused
(｡♥‿♥｡) Crushing
(˘‿˘ʃƪ) Lovely
(ง'̀-'́)ง Sticking up for me
ͼ(ݓ_ݓ)ͽ Shutting me out
ミ●﹏☉ミ Out of the loop
(✖╭╮✖) Dead

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
September 14, 2013 7:51pm UTC

I heard that drinking too much Starbucks
Can cause a latte problems.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
September 16, 2013 6:45pm UTC

One time when I was little my sister told me
That if I didn't eat the black jelly beans I was being r.acist. So I got scared and ate them all, and that's how she always got me to eat all the black jelly beans in the bag.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
September 17, 2013 7:23pm UTC

Teacher: If you lose your textbook it's a $75 fine.
Girl in my class: But you can, like, buy a shirt with that.
Me: Well for $75 at Burlington I bought 3 shirts, 2 pairs of jeans, a dresser, 2 dogs, a cat, 4 houses, and Alex Pettyfer.
Me: Now that's something to brag about.
Me: Burlington, Brag about it.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
September 6, 2013 4:19pm UTC

i’m using
Internet Explorer i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
September 6, 2013 6:20pm UTC

Remembr swine flu????????? fav if ur a tru 2009 kid.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
September 6, 2013 4:33pm UTC

important
it’s almost big ugly sweater season.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

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elephants_are_cool*
posted a quote
September 6, 2013 4:22pm UTC

They'll hate you if
you're pretty.
They'll hate you if
you're not.
They'll hate you for what
you' lack
And they'll hate you for what
you've got.

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伤*
posted a quote
September 6, 2013 2:29pm UTC

we used to talk everyday, now its like we don't even know
each other anymore.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
August 18, 2013 8:53pm UTC

Aunt: Where's your brother?
Me: I summoned him to the gates of Hell as sacrificial blood to save our family tree.
Aunt: *Runs away*
Sister: Maybe you should leave those kind of twisted jokes on the Internet next time.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
August 19, 2013 10:43pm UTC

I can honestly say I'm confused and annoyed
With this thing where people write like a normal human, and then aLL OF A SUDDEN THEY GO ALL CAPS ON YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF A WORD. LIKE DID YOU HIT THE CAPS BUTTON ON ACCIDENT THEN FORGET WHERE IT WAS ON YOUR KEYBOARD, OR ARE YOU TRYING TO FOLLOW THIS NEW STUPID TUMBLR "TREND"?

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
August 20, 2013 11:04pm UTC

Me during summer: *Goes to bed at 5:00 am*
Me during school year: *Wakes up at 5:00 am*

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
August 22, 2013 7:11pm UTC

*My logic about going back to school*
Me: Maybe if I don't do my summer work school won't come.
Me: Maybe if I don't fix my sleeping schedule school won't come.
Me: Maybe if I don't shop for new clothes school won't come.
Me: Maybe if I don't mentally prepare to be surrounded by idiots school won't come.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
August 22, 2013 8:11pm UTC

I hate when people on the Internet tell you, "It's none of your business."
News flash: Once you post an opinion or make an argument online it automatically becomes everyone else's business, and if you can't take hate then get off the Internet and go play mini golf or something.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
August 23, 2013 7:44pm UTC

A step-by-step tutorial on how to become a stereotypical white girl for the upcoming school year:
1. Wear a pair of PINK yoga pants 4 times a weak.
2. Get a white iphone 5 (preferably with a pink sparkly case that has a 3D bow on it).
3. Make sure you're always caught up with the latest Pretty Little Liars episode.
4. Buy sparkly Ugg Boots.
5. Come to school every day with you favorite order of Starbucks.
6. Find a gay best friend.
7. Have at least 10 shirtless photos of Channing Tatum/Adam Levine/Any hot celebrity on your binder.
8. Don't forget to wear your white Hollister shorts so everyone knows you aren't on your period.
9. Try to be funny by using old Tumblr jokes that everyone already knows.
10. Take changing room selfies of each outfit you try on at the mall.
11. Pretend to have an anxiety disorder.
12. Spray Justin Bieber perfume everywhere you walk to mark your territory.
13. Post 50 videos on Vine of you trying to twerk.
14. Take a picture of all of the above and post it on Instagram.
15. Don't forget your hashtags: #iphonography #follow4follow #cute #instapic #frappuccino #instadaily #picoftheday #perfect #food #selfie #nofilter #favpic #socute #imperfect #tumblrgirl #f4f #outfitoftheday #pretty #hair #messybun #starucks #nature
16. You're*

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