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  1. iLL-Legal Alien👽* iLL-Legal Alien👽*
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2014 10:16pm UTC
    Business plan:
    Hold sign that says "Free Hugs" then
    whisper in their ear "its $100 to let go."

  2. iLL-Legal Alien👽* iLL-Legal Alien👽*
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2014 10:18pm UTC
    Of course size matters!
    Nobody wants a small pizza.

  3. rach* rach*
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2014 6:32pm UTC
    never call a girl 'fat.'
    even if she's not 'popular.' even if you don't like her. even if she's not your friend. even if she's not 'pretty.' even if she isn't nice to you. even if you hate her. even if she hates you. even if you love her. even if she loves you. even if she bullies you. even if she isn't a nice person.
    even if she is.
    don't make someone feel insecure and self conscious just because you want to make yourself feel better.

  4. rach* rach*
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2014 6:35pm UTC
    “And she said the hardest part of recovery is when you're not sure you want to recover.

  5. YouOnlyLoveOnce* YouOnlyLoveOnce*
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2014 6:35am UTC
    You killed what
    was left of the
    good in me.
    *Broken*

  6. YouOnlyLoveOnce* YouOnlyLoveOnce*
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2014 6:38am UTC
    Why do they call it
    CRUSH?
    Because that's how you feel
    when they don't feel
    the same way in return.
    *Broken*

  7. YouOnlyLoveOnce* YouOnlyLoveOnce*
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2014 6:41am UTC
    I wish I was enough for someone.
    *Broken*

  8. YouOnlyLoveOnce* YouOnlyLoveOnce*
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2014 6:42am UTC
    You hurt me.
    Are you happy now?
    *Broken*

  9. YouOnlyLoveOnce* YouOnlyLoveOnce*
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2014 7:26am UTC
    Oh.
    another word for ''I'm hurt''
    *Broken*

  10. YouOnlyLoveOnce* YouOnlyLoveOnce*
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2014 7:33am UTC
    ''Are you still mad at me?''
    ''No.''
    ''Are you sure?''
    ''I was never mad at you.''
    ''What were you?''
    ''Hurt.''
    *Broken*

  11. YouOnlyLoveOnce* YouOnlyLoveOnce*
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2014 7:35am UTC
    I would say I'm okay
    but i'm done lying
    *Broken*

  12. Lizzayy* Lizzayy*
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2014 11:58pm UTC
    Not only do we bleed out of our vaginas for a week every month, but we also get the luxury of having: cramps, mood swings, terrible BO, and the constant fear that we are bleeding all over the place. So happy to be a girl right now /:

  13. pikachu-farts* pikachu-farts*
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2014 4:34pm UTC
    I don't know, I'm just very lonely

  14. Guyy Guyy
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2014 11:48pm UTC
    You can't keep doing this.
    You can't disappear for months at a time and
    then all of a sudden say hi out of nowhere and send a few messages.
    And then disappear again to just repeat the process all over again.
    Do you know how much that messes with me? Especially since I'm crazy about you!
    Every time I want to believe you are back for good, but then you disappear on me again and I lose that hope.
    It's time to get off this roller coaster. Please just choose, stay or leave. I can't handle this any longer.

  15. cassidawn cassidawn
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2014 12:12am UTC
    The more attracted you are to someone, the easier it is for them to make you laugh.

  16. _Jannette _Jannette
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2014 12:10am UTC
     Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth... then it just becomes a soap opera. 

  17. cassidawn cassidawn
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2014 11:51pm UTC
    my favourite color is cute boys

  18. Emina1 Emina1
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2014 8:49pm UTC
    ~~~~~~
    I knew the words she spat like a book I had read a hundred times over,
    yet it always seemed the words rolling off her tounge were fresh ink on the page.
    ~~~~~~

  19. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2014 8:08pm UTC
    My pick up lines usually start with "Hi, your mom told me to pick you up from school today, come on, get in...."

  20. zoenikkole zoenikkole
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2014 12:50am UTC
    Never take someone for granted. Hold every person close to your heart because you might wake up one day and realize you've lost a diamond while collecting stones.

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