oh the internet, facebook - for stalking guys we know myspace - for stalking guys we don't know formspring - for secretly trashing our best friend AIM - for saying sh●t you can't in person twitter - for stalking famous people skype - for making stupid mistakes ( for even stupider guys ! ) youtube - for the things that make friends laugh for hours itunes - for when you need something to fit your exact mood witty - for letting all of your feelings out , and ' he ' can't even see . . oh the internet♥
WANTED: a tall well-builted woman with good reputation, who can cook frog legs, who appreciates a good fuc- schia graden, classical music and tal- king without getting too serious. But please only read lines 1, 3 and 5...
I will fall for a boy who will: Stand out in the rain with me. Cook with, or for me. Let me sing along to the radio. Keep surprising me. Watch movies with me on lazy days. Remember the little things. Help me face my fears. Start play fights with me. Write me post-it love letters. Always says what's on his mind. Let me wear his clothes. Shut me up with kisses. Call me things like darling, not babe. Hug me and say "no your not", when i say I'm fine. Treat me sometimes, like a child. Treat me sometimes, like an adult. Love me back♥
The Comments I Make In My Head ; Are always so much more funnier than what comes out of my mouth.. If people knew how funny I was I would probably be writing the scripts for the Jay Leno show.. Fa v e I f T h i s H a p p e n s T o Y o u T oo.