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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2011 9:28pm UTC
    oh the internet,
    facebook - for stalking guys we know
    myspace - for stalking guys we don't know
    formspring - for secretly trashing our best friend
    AIM - for saying sh●t you can't in person
    twitter - for stalking famous people
    skype - for making stupid mistakes ( for even stupider guys ! )
    youtube - for the things that make friends laugh for hours
    itunes - for when you need something to fit your exact mood
    witty - for letting all of your feelings out , and ' he ' can't even see . .
    oh the internet♥

  3. jellybeanfreak82 jellybeanfreak82
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2011 7:42pm UTC
    When I have a c h i l d . . .
    I w i l l n a m e h e r Stacy.
    I will be stacy's mom, and i'll have it going on (;

  4. valeriieex3 valeriieex3
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2011 10:21pm UTC
    no, i won't text
    you or call you anymore
    but you'll still be the only thing on my mind
    format: rosieisod quote: all minee(:

  5. naturalmoi naturalmoi
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2011 12:21pm UTC
    Cute guys❤
    make you crazy,
    Hot guys♥
    make you drool,
    Cool guys❥
    make you daydream,
    But
    Funny guys❦
    make you fall in love without ever knowing it.
    my format. twitter.
    ..

  6. hellosexy hellosexy
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2011 8:47pm UTC
    Don’t worry about falling in love;
    because in fairy tales,
    they don’t find each
    other until the last page..//♥

  7. freya freya
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2011 8:03am UTC
    WANTED:
    a tall well-builted woman with good
    reputation, who can cook frog
    legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
    schia graden, classical music and tal-
    king without getting too serious.
    But please only read lines 1, 3 and 5...

  8. hula_hoop4 hula_hoop4
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2011 8:51pm UTC
    Dear Fate,
    Can you please just Fed-Ex me "the one"
    Sincerely, heartbroken teenager

    not my format

  9. yourmybestfriend yourmybestfriend
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2011 9:16pm UTC
    That text, your waiting up for...
    But you know you'll never get.

  10. TearDropz13 TearDropz13
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2011 11:48am UTC
    I wasn't born
    with enough
    ---[middle fingers]---
    to show you
    how i feel.

  11. neverlosehopex neverlosehopex
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2011 9:21pm UTC
    I will fall for a boy who will:
    Stand out in the rain with me.
    Cook with, or for me.
    Let me sing along to the radio.
    Keep surprising me.
    Watch movies with me on lazy days.
    Remember the little things.
    Help me face my fears.
    Start play fights with me.
    Write me post-it love letters.
    Always says what's on his mind.
    Let me wear his clothes.
    Shut me up with kisses.
    Call me things like darling, not babe.
    Hug me and say "no your not", when i say I'm fine.
    Treat me sometimes, like a child.
    Treat me sometimes, like an adult.
    Love me back♥

  12. alexxoxo101 alexxoxo101
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2011 8:28pm UTC
    The Comments I Make In My Head ;
    Are always so much more funnier than what comes out of my mouth..
    If people knew how funny I was I would probably be writing the scripts for the Jay Leno show..
    Fa v e I f T h i s H a p p e n s T o Y o u T oo.


  13. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. Amanda_Skyex8 Amanda_Skyex8
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2011 8:31pm UTC
    we all have a story to tell,
    whether you whisper or yell

  15. eeevvvaaaxxxooo eeevvvaaaxxxooo
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2011 8:44pm UTC
    Those minutes of insanity when
    the same song is on two different radio stations.

  16. lovemenot__ lovemenot__
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2011 9:09pm UTC
    that guy you swear you'd hate forever
    UNTIL ONE DAY YOU REALIZE YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH HIM.

  17. brwneydgrl brwneydgrl
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2011 8:44pm UTC
    L o v e
    is like water.
    We can fall in it,
    we can drown in it,
    and we can't live without it.

  18. 12345girl 12345girl
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2011 8:40pm UTC
    &If you hold♥
    back the tears for too long,
    they might just happen at any moment,
    even when you're not sad.

  19. dramaticafro2010 dramaticafro2010
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2011 9:17pm UTC
    Who els has ever wanted to crawl through an air vent
    like they do in movies?

  20. neverlosehopex neverlosehopex
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2011 9:13pm UTC
    click to see this quote

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