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  1. tupajullar tupajullar
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2011 7:32pm UTC
    I for gave you over and over,
    but I can't hold onto nothing forever.
    Every word
    that comes out of your mouth
    is just another lie.
    I can forgive anything
    but I just can't deal with a liar.
    If you can't be honest with me,
    than I guess this is the end.

  2. tupajullar tupajullar
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2010 8:59pm UTC
    And here's a bombshell just for you,
    it turns out
    I've been lying too.

  3. tupajullar tupajullar
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2010 12:58pm UTC
    I'm just another thing for you to roll your eyes at,
    But haven't you heard?
    I always get the last word.

  4. tupajullar tupajullar
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2010 10:56am UTC
    Cross out the things you've done.
    Graduated high school.
    Kissed someone.
    Smoked a cigarette.
    Got so drunk you passed out.
    Rode every ride at an amusment park
    Collected something really stupid.
    Gone to a rock concert.
    Helped someone.
    Gone fishing.
    Watched four movies in one night.
    Gone long periods of time with out sleep.
    Lied to someone.
    Snorted cocaine.
    Failed a class.
    Smoked weed.
    Dealt drugs.
    Been in a car accident.
    Been in a tornado.
    Done hard drugs (i.e. ecstasy, heroin, crack, meth, acid).
    Watched someone die.
    Been to a funeral.
    Burned yourself.
    ran a marathon
    Cried yourself to sleep.
    Spent over $200 in one day.
    Flown on a plane.
    Cheated on someone.
    Been cheated on.
    Written a 10 page letter.
    Gone skiing
    Been sailing.
    Cut yourself on accident.
    ...on purpose
    Had a best friend.
    Lost someone you loved.
    Shoplifted something.
    Been to jail.
    Dangerously close to being in jail
    Skipped school
    Had detention.
    Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.
    Stolen books from the library.
    Gone to a different country.
    Dropped out of school.
    Been in a mental hospital.
    Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.
    Had an online diary.
    Fired a gun.
    Had a yard sale.
    Had a lemonade stand.
    Actually made money at the lemonade stand.
    Been in a school play.
    Been fired from a job.
    Taken a lie detector test.
    Swam with dolphins.
    Gone to sea world.
    Voted for someone on a reality TV show.
    Written poetry.
    Read more than 20 books a year.
    Gone to Europe.
    Loved someone you shouldn’t have.
    Used a coloring book over age 12.
    Had surgery.
    Had stitches
    Taken a taxi.
    Seen the Washington Monument.
    Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once.
    Had a drug or alcohol problem.
    Been in a fist fight.
    Suffered any form of abuse.
    Gone surfing in California
    .Had a hamster.
    Pet a wild animal.
    Used a credit card.
    Did “spirit day” at school.
    Dyed your hair.
    Got a tattoo.
    Had something pierced.
    Got straight A’s.
    Been on the Honor Roll.
    Known someone with HIV or AIDS.

  5. tupajullar tupajullar
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2010 4:33pm UTC
    Rosal ie .
    i love Twilight and Marilyn Monroe.

    (c) Presentation made by: FlySkye
    No, no, no!
    You have it all wrong!
    Dinosaurs didn't go extinct!
    They are just in hiding, you dummy!
    They were playing hide-and-go seek
    with some Alligators and they never went looking for them.
    The dinosaurs would have come out when they got bored like anybody else,
    but they started to get the wrong message!
    They think that people like you want them dead because you all say they are.
    So could you
    be a little more sensitive to their

  6. tupajullar tupajullar
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2010 5:16pm UTC
    Matthues-So I hear Samson already wants to fight you, why?
    Chirstian(a kid who just started going to my school yesterday)-I’m not sure. I guess he sees me as competition.
    Mathhues-Oh... wannafight me?
    Christian-Sure. Right here, right now?
    *Both of them stand up outtatheir desks and Christian starts taking off his shirt getting ready to fight.*
    Me and my friend Lizzie(who are sitting on the floor in between them and in front of one of my other friend- outtasight of the teacher so we can talk-in the perfect postionit get squished if they start fighting.)-WHOA!WHOA! WOHA!!!!! THERE IS NO FIGHTING!
    Matthues-DUDE! I was just kidding, take it easy. And why were you taking your shirt off?
    Christian-Well I am serious. You wanna, fight we can fight. And I was taking my shirt off because I have a tank top underneath and the shirt gets in the way.
    Yeah, this is what we do in my study. We all take school very seriously.

  7. tupajullar tupajullar
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2010 4:28pm UTC
    Roses are Red,
    Violets are Blue,
    Faces like yours belong in the zoo,
    Don't worry I'll be there too,
    Not in a cage,
    But laughing at you!

  8. tupajullar tupajullar
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2010 7:35pm UTC
    When your at a family party and you're sitting listening to what the adults did when they were your age, while your laughing your head off are you thinking...
    "If I did ANYTHING half as bad, I be DEAD!!!!"
    Or is it just me and my crazy family?

  9. tupajullar tupajullar
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2010 12:12pm UTC
    Dude I'm not arguing with you,
    I'm just explaining to you
    why I'm right and your wrong.
    That's all!!!!

  10. tupajullar tupajullar
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2010 11:52am UTC
    No, I'm not mad at you. JUST KIDDING!!!! I hope tomorrow morning your Pop-Tart flies outta the toaster and gives you a concussion.

  11. tupajullar tupajullar
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2010 11:36am UTC
    Never feel guilty about anything,
    Shame and guilt are a waste of time.
    Just do what you do- and deal with it.

  12. tupajullar tupajullar
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2010 11:32am UTC
    I hold on to the night,
    you looked me in the eye and told me you loved me.
    Were you just kidding?
    Cause it seems to me this thing is breaking down,
    we almost never speak.

  13. tupajullar tupajullar
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2010 11:26am UTC
    "You know? I think there should be more people in the world like you."
    "REALLY?! Most people think there should be less..."
    "Nah, not me. I mean without people like you there would be no one to laugh at."
    "Oh, right."

  14. tupajullar tupajullar
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2010 11:21am UTC
    Oh, hello Mr. Spider. Who's a good spider? You are! I just wanna pet you Mr. Spider... WITH MY SHOE!!! Awww good Mr. Dead Spider. :D

  15. tupajullar tupajullar
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2010 11:15am UTC
    You say peace, I say war.
    You say love, I say hate.
    You say yes, I say no.
    You ask me why I'm so different,
    I ask you why you're all the same.


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