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  1. badwolf* badwolf*
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2011 4:34pm UTC
    ♥ this and your nose will automatically
    itch

  2. mizrahir mizrahir
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2011 8:52pm UTC
    Worth reading...
    when my grandma was young, she was going to visit her family on a train...
    she had saved money for about a year to buy the train ticket,
    on the day she was finally going to see her family, the train left her...
    she felt so bad, she started to cry and went back home to send a letter to her family
    week later, she finds out that the train that left her crashed and everyone had died...
    She taught me that everything happens for a reason.. <3

  3. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 12:20pm UTC
    What do boys do at sleepovers?
    well, we talk. about her, how perfect we think she is.
    we help each other out,
    talk about what we think she wants,
    and how we could be it,
    we'll go on her facebook,
    like her photos,
    but never have the courage to say anything
    we'll joke around,
    get some food,
    play some video games,
    but all the while,
    all everyone can think of,
    is that girl,
    and if she feels the same.
    we'll get mad when other boys talk to her,
    we're there for each other,
    we know we can never go for a girl a friend likes.
    as the sun starts to rise,
    and we're still awake,
    she comes back into mind,
    what is she doing right now?
    does she think about me?
    am I overthinking it all?
    we assure each other she'd be mad to "not go for a great guy like you"
    you might think boys are heartless jerks, but we think about you just as much as you think about us, even if we don't show it.
    never give up on love,
    never give up on him.
    mq/mf alnicholas

  4. musicloverr14x musicloverr14x
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2011 5:49pm UTC
    HOW GUYS FLIRT
    He stares at you a lot, starts random conversations, he "hits" you. He mocks you to make you laugh. He calls you cute or pretty and it makes you smile. He worries about you and your problems along with his own. He is PROTECTIVE. He always stays close when he can. He looks STRAIGHT into the eyes. He listens to you and remembers the things you say. He takes pictures of you even though you say you hate it.
    Fave if ; you think it's adorable when guys care.

  5. im_it_29 im_it_29
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2010 9:11pm UTC
    And to get ready for the day,
    He: Walks to the shower, and walks out after five minutes.
    She: Hits the snooze button, and then after a couple minutes comes to realization she's qoinq to be late and ran to the shower, for 15 minutes.
    He: Puts on his favorite clothes, and puts on a little Axe and hopes it's barely noticable.
    She: Picks out her cutest clothes, sprays a little Pink and hopes she'll get noticed.
    He: Burshes his perfect white shiny teeth, and smiles.
    She: Runs into the bathroom brushes her teeth, and thinks, my braces look so ugly.
    He: Combs his hair, even though it'd dry he blow drys it to perfection.
    She: Gets ou the straightener, and spends 30 minutes on her hair.
    He: Grabs some cereal.
    She: Gets a muffin and hopes it will last till Lunch.
    He: Takes one last look in the mirror before he walks out to the bus.
    She: Touches up her mascara and eyeliner and puts on a little lip gloss and walks to the bus.
    He: Takes one step off the bus and right away hopes he looks good enough for her.
    She: Gets butterflies, steps off the bus, and looks for him.
    He: Looks at her and thinks , I wish she wanted me as badly as I wanted her.
    She: Looks at him and wishes he wanted her too.
    And he walked up to her and said, you look really pretty today.
    And that's how it all started.

  6. Emilyrose13 Emilyrose13
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 6:11pm UTC
    ♥--------------------- ---------
    I wonder ,
    What girls like more ?
    Being called hot , or being called beautiful . <3
    favorite for beautiful .
    comment for hot .

  7. love_life3 love_life3
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 1:13am UTC
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  8. LoveFishessxD LoveFishessxD
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 4:04pm UTC
    Yawning
    ---->Is your body's way of saying
    20% of battery remaining

  9. kayybeee18 kayybeee18
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 11:41pm UTC
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  11. sarahboox3 sarahboox3
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2011 8:33pm UTC
    Admit it...
    we all take off our 3D glasses during a movie just to see how it really looks without them.
    sarahboox3

  12. XxCourtneyDropDeadPereiraxx XxCourtneyDropDeadPereiraxx
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 1:50am UTC
    Long but worth it <3
    So last night ;
    Iwas at theguy
    I like's house.
    And he left the couch to go help his mom with
    something .
    And while he was gone , I played barbie with
    his little sister .
    Then the next thing I know , She looks up at
    Me and says "My big brother loves you ."
    Shocked , I asked " How do you know that .?"
    Then I smiled.
    She looked at me , with the most serious face
    And replys ; Well he has this Spider Man toy ;
    And he never lets me play with it !
    So I ask mommy why , and she said ;
    That You gave it to my big brother."
    Smiling I said , " Alanna , I gave that to him
    When I was 5 years old. I'm sure he'll let you
    Play with it .
    She Looked at me with a gleam in her eyes
    And said , " Sometimes I catch my brother
    Cuddling in bed with it . But shhh ! Don't tell
    him !
    Just then her brother walked into the room ,
    In silence , Alanna walked over to him ,
    Grabbed his hand , brought him over to me ,
    Made him hold my hand .
    Then she smiled and in her tiney little voice
    she said ;
    " Garhett pinkey promise me something ."
    He smiled at her and said "Anything kiddo ;
    wassup.?"
    Then Alanna looked at me, then back to her
    Brother and said ,
    "marry her"
    Then her brother grabbed her little pinkey and
    Replied ;
    I Pinkey Promise I will.

  13. HabiiBa HabiiBa
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 9:21pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    When you walk out of your bedroom in your pajamas and there's a guest in your house.

  14. loveabercrombie loveabercrombie
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 7:06pm UTC
    I feel bad for the people with Top Quotes
    1279 notifcations?
    Good luck with that (;

  15. Billyboy Billyboy
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2011 8:54am UTC
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  16. spencer21 spencer21
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2011 4:14pm UTC
    the average girl says
    'like' fives times a day.
    fav if you say LIKE
    way more than that<3

  17. BEACHYLOVE BEACHYLOVE
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    July 31, 2011 8:16pm UTC
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  18. SpreadALittleLove97 SpreadALittleLove97
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 9:03pm UTC
    Grandma moment #5
    "IM RIDING SOLO!
    IM RIDING SOLO!"
    "Grandma please! Not at grandpa's funeral!


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  20. KeshaLove KeshaLove
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2011 4:46pm UTC
    Those little girls that you see and think,
    "She's going to be gorgeous when she's older."

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