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truskitt14
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April 3, 2011 12:55pm UTC

kissing test 1.hold you breath 2.click add a quote 3. copy, paste, and change the color of "kissing test" 4. add this quote 5.good now ,if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser or your computer is fast

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February 7, 2011 4:43pm UTC

texting fail:
Dad: Guess what? Your mom and I are going to divorce next week!
You: WHAT?!?
Dad: DISNEY! Your mom and I are going to DISNEY next week! Stupid autocorrect.

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December 30, 2010 1:03pm UTC

you know you are a normal teen if:
1)you have a facebook
2)you own a cellphone
4)you are wasting your time reading this
5)you didn't realize there was no #3
7)you checked to see if there wasn't a #3
8)O: where's 6?
9)you are smiling now

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truskitt14
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December 30, 2010 11:19am UTC

Do you ever feel-
No, Katy Perry, I've never felt like a plastic bag.

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December 29, 2010 9:44pm UTC

There's no half singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.

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December 14, 2010 5:53pm UTC

If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.

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December 14, 2010 5:42pm UTC

I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious.
-Albert Einstein

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December 14, 2010 5:16pm UTC

A clever person solves a problem. A wise one prevents it.
-Albert Einstein

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December 14, 2010 4:44pm UTC

I don't drink these days. I'm allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.
Robert Downey Jr.

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