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1. 
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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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2. Caitlin977
   posted a quote
   July 1, 2012 7:42am UTC
   Only ninjas can read this.
   Congratulations! you are now part of the secret ninja society. now that you have uncovered this message I have a mission for you. You must fave this quote and post a comment saying something completely random on it, and watch all of the non-ninjas be extremely confused as to why this quote has so many faves and comments! NINJAS RULE!
   
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3. AntoHp
   posted a quote
   June 24, 2012 12:19pm UTC
   My sister is 4 months old
   today.
   Can I get some faves for her?
   Format by Sandrasaurus
   
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4. brandonxD
   posted a quote
   June 24, 2012 9:43am UTC
   like this and i will follow you, i want to follow everyone:)
   
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5. hajer1999
   posted a quote
   June 23, 2012 2:43pm UTC
   well ! when a guy is that good
   looking! he is probably gay
   
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6. unitopia25
   posted a quote
   June 22, 2012 12:44pm UTC
   Josh What if I asked for coal for Christmas, and I've been naughty. What would I get? What now Santa?
   46 minutes ago · comment · like
   Brooke A Justin Bieber CD.
   43 minutes ago ago · Like 5 people like this.
   
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7. 
   posted a quote
   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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8. Lgirl
   posted a quote
   June 20, 2012 2:48pm UTC
   lolsotrue#145:
   There's a fine line between being tan, and looking line someone rolled you in Dorrito dust.
   
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9. frecklebobalexpantz
   posted a quote
   June 20, 2012 2:30pm UTC
   Youtube: "This video is not available in your country."
   Me: "Where the heck am i from?!?! NARNIA?:
   
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10. kaayx
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 11:40am UTC
    Fave This
     
     
     and ill write a truth is on your wall and follow you ♥
     
    
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11. marleesue
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 2:45pm UTC
    Rihanna on the radio: We found love in a hopeless place.
    Me in the shower: We found dove in a soapless place.
    #Foreveralonebutsmellingfresh
    Editted./nmf
    
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12. AustinH
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 1:55pm UTC
    At the park I saw
    a little boy sleeping
    on a bench.
    So I called the police &
    told them that I saw
    a kid napping.
    They over reacted.
    
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13. 
    posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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14. OmgGuessWhoJust
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 2:02pm UTC
    My week goes like this:
    Moooooooooonday
    Tuuuuuuuuuueessday
    Wedneeeeeeeeessssday
    Thuuuuuuuuuuuuuursday
    FridaySaturdaySunday.
    
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15. AwesomeFlick
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 8:37am UTC
    Everyone, rock on chairs and chew some gum.
    This teacher means buisness...
    
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16. udontknowme12
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 2:44pm UTC
    I like taking long romantic walks
    to the fridge and back.♥
    
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17. Mushmellow14
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 1:14pm UTC
    ACT LIKE A
    LADY
    THINK LIKE A
    BOSS
    
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18. AwesomeFlick
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 3:55pm UTC
    Why can't Tomato Ketchup be thought of as one of our five a day?
    
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19. AwesomeFlick
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 11:41am UTC
    I like to colour in stuff and make jokes and all that but I- Aww I took a breath!
    
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20. yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 5:56pm UTC
    Do you think it's weird that a
    round pizza with triangle slices comes in a square box?
    
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