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totallytomboy

1. totallytomboy
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   August 12, 2012 12:42pm UTC
   That moment of realisation when...
   Your at the pay counter in a shop and theres people behind you, You stick your hand in your bag and cant find the Money. Turns out it was in the front pocket! :D
   
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2. totallytomboy
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   August 12, 2012 12:39pm UTC
   That sigh of realisation when...
   You lost something really important, then you find it last minute!
   
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3. totallytomboy
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   June 23, 2012 2:48pm UTC
   That depressing moment#6
   When U make a drink ad sit down wid the laptop on ur knee .... then u really need to pee! But u cant b bothered to get up! :)
   
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4. totallytomboy
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   June 22, 2012 1:46pm UTC
   That depressing moment#4
   When there is nothing on TV!
   
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5. totallytomboy
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   June 22, 2012 1:44pm UTC
   That depresssing moment#3
   When your mum turns over the channel onto The simpsons but its on an advert and then it never comes on because one of her BORING programmes is on and u cant b bothered to walk upstairs!! :) Sooo ME!!
   
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6. totallytomboy
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   June 22, 2012 1:26pm UTC
   That depressing moment#2
   When u think hes falling for u cuz hes talking to u loads but u find out he fancies ur mate
   (Fave/comment if u think i should do a series an much more of these!!! :) )
   
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7. totallytomboy
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   June 22, 2012 1:24pm UTC
   That depressing moment#1
   When ur bored and ur phone goes off...u get really excited thinking ur popular and hav a text but it turns out ur phone has an update!! :( :) xx
   
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8. totallytomboy
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   June 20, 2012 2:35pm UTC
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9. totallytomboy
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   June 20, 2012 2:28pm UTC
   SO u think ur hard man, swearing and all dis..
   Well wait till you meet my unicorn!!!!! :)
   
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10. totallytomboy
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    June 18, 2012 2:58pm UTC
    *some1 said a yo mama joke!*
    Me: My mums dead...
    Them: ...
    *Best mate comes over and them leaves*
    Best mate: Oh im soo sorry ur mums dead..
    Me: Ahaaa she isnt i just want em to feel bad!
    I hate people feeling bad!
    
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11. totallytomboy
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    June 18, 2012 2:52pm UTC
    When I lie my eyes go big and my voice go squeaky!......
    How do u lie? O_o O,O
    
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12. totallytomboy
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    June 18, 2012 2:49pm UTC
    Justin bieber - Boyfriend (Gay?)
    If i was ur boyfriend (EWWW), Never letcha go (rapist) , Keep you on my arm girl (cling), Never be alone (pedo!)
    I Hate Justin Bieber!
    
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13. totallytomboy
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    June 18, 2012 2:01pm UTC
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14. totallytomboy
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    June 17, 2012 1:46pm UTC
    Turning on a swivel chair...
    Like a boss!!!bb
    
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15. totallytomboy
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    June 16, 2012 1:15pm UTC
    Me: You got a hole in ur shoe!
    Friend: No I dont they r brand new!
    Me: Well how did ya get ur foot in them then!?
    
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16. totallytomboy
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    June 10, 2012 1:09pm UTC
    Who else thinks that..
    For every person that suicided/killed themselves ...
    A person who risked their lives to save another...
    Should be put in their place!!!! xoxox
    
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17. totallytomboy
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    June 10, 2012 12:55pm UTC
    You sed i had a chance... I tried to please him..
    He just found me more annoying LOL :}
    
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18. totallytomboy
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    June 10, 2012 12:42pm UTC
    Me: daadd....can u pick me up pleeease...
    Dad: No .. ur too heavy!
    Me: Awww .. I only way 8 stone!
    Dad: thats 4 stone too much!!
    -Mum and dads after wedding party-
    Mum: *Screams!*
    Dad: *Chuckles*
    Me: *Runs in to c wats going on..*
    My mind: WTF so u can lift a 11 stone lady up but not an 8 stone child!!!.....>.<
    Who else finks this is unfair??? -___- :P
    
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19. totallytomboy
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    June 9, 2012 11:09am UTC
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20. totallytomboy
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    June 7, 2012 2:41pm UTC
    *eating ben and jerrys*
    Me: god i feel sooo sick!
    Ruth: stop eating then!
    Me: okay
    *takes another mouthful*
    Me: god i feel soo sick....
    (And the cycle continues)
    
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