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1. topgear18
   posted a quote
   May 28, 2012 5:18am UTC
   Witty best friend needed:!
   Requirements.
   Must like One Direction
   If you live in Australia, thats good, coz i do.
   Doesn't matter shape or size
   Can be funny/have a sense of humour
   And it doesn't matter what else you like.
   Also if you have facebook, thats awesome, coz i do have facebook
   Please someone, be my witty best friend :)
   
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2. topgear18
   posted a quote
   May 28, 2012 5:12am UTC
   hey guys, do you want me to start a fan mail series?
   if you want please fave if you want me to start one and comment the address you want :)
   
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3. topgear18
   posted a quote
   April 24, 2012 10:43pm UTC
   i am in love with one direction so much i get depressed whenever i think about them, knowing i will never meet them.
   Being obsessed with One Direction is actually quite stressful!
   I love them <3
   
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4. topgear18
   posted a quote
   April 20, 2012 7:18pm UTC
   FanMailAddress#1
   One Direction
   Modest Management
   The Matrix Complex
   91 Peterborough Rd
   London, England
   SW6 3BU
   for all you for all you massive One Direction fans out there <3
   i have got their fan mail address for you.
   should i do a series of fan maill addresses?
   comment with your celebrity you want the address of :)
   
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5. topgear18
   posted a quote
   April 15, 2012 12:09am UTC
   does anyone know how to get backstage tickets for one direction aussie tour 2013?
   please help me<3
   
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6. topgear18
   posted a quote
   April 15, 2012 12:08am UTC
   dear new mattress commercials,
   no-one i know jumps on their new bed in slow motion.
   sincerely, my sheets are all messed up now - _ -
   
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7. topgear18
   posted a quote
   April 14, 2012 6:22am UTC
   i would just like to thank Simon Cowell for putting One Direction together as a band.
   You are a freaking legend!
   
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8. topgear18
   posted a quote
   April 14, 2012 6:15am UTC
   When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you gators, make Gatorade. When life gives you power, make Powerade. -
   
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9. topgear18
   posted a quote
   April 5, 2012 7:41pm UTC
   *on facebook, you befriend some random stranger*
   stranger: ''heyy, we met?:p
   *on witty and you follow a stranger*
   stranger: omg! thankyou for following me!<3 xx
   
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10. topgear18
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 6:45am UTC
    so, the Titanic is showing in 3-D at the cinemas.....................maybe they will see the iceberg this time:)
    
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11. topgear18
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    March 29, 2012 1:15am UTC
    the hunger games might be bigger than Twilight, but it will NEVER be as big as Harry Potter!
    
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12. topgear18
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 2:25am UTC
    hey does anyone on here have facebook?
    i'd love to have a witty friend on facebook<3
    
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13. topgear18
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 1:39am UTC
    this will never be a top quote.
    follow for a follow?
    
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14. topgear18
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 12:22am UTC
    Numerology:
    Your name is no accident!
    See why the shocking truth of your numerology chart cannot tell a lie!
    Click here for your free personalised numerology reading!
    fave if you thought that was an ad:)
    follow for a follow?
    
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15. topgear18
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 12:57am UTC
    ''who wants to walk to the canteen with me?''
    ...*silence*
    ''i'll buy you something!''
    ...''i'll come! pick me!''
    
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16. topgear18
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 2:36am UTC
    when people are saying that they are watching a movie with their parents and an awkward scene comes on, sometimes i think that might be their kids one day.(i wonder how they will feel?)......O.o
    
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17. topgear18
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 1:23am UTC
    there is a "lie" in"believe", "end" in "friend" , "over' in 'lover', there is no 'i' in 'team but there is 'm' and 'e'. and after monday and tuesday even the calendar says 'w.t.f'
    
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18. topgear18
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 12:30am UTC
    when you're faving soooooo many top quotes, realise most of them are made by jimmy365, and think"hrfvuwvqwertansfjdnvucbuqe!S**T! he's gonna think i'm a stalker!O.o
    btw, his quotes are some of the best<3
    
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19. topgear18
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 1:47am UTC
    hey does anyone else think witty should have different colour backrounds every day? also i think they should do detox day once a term.
    
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20. topgear18
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    February 10, 2012 8:42pm UTC
    that lol moment when someone spells serial as cereal(as in serial killer), it completely changes the context of it.
    
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